If you really think about it, it wouldn't be surprising at all to see redditors nowadays unironically supporting toaster licenses. They would be all like...

"By not having a toaster license, you're putting other people in danger because you risk creating fires that spread to them and their property. You're also, in turn, wasting collective resources because of your lack of education in handling kitchen appliances. Be a decent fucking human being and take basic home safety classes so you're not a dangerous sociopath."