Surely this gives others the same feeling of existential spiritual numbness of not only the slow forward grind of capitalism but also the shameless hijacking of our sense of time.
What is Halloween if it last for FOUR months? I usually see the demoralizing end of summer “BACK TO SCHOOL SALES” the second Fourth of July is over and now we’re skipping that and going straight to Halloween? Why not go straight to advertising for Christmas 2027.
Your dopamine must be spiking at the recognition of the changing of the seasons and arrival of holidays AT ALL TIMES.
We know you like SPOOPY SEASON (yet bristle at any horror film that makes you slightly uncomfortable (see the recent backlash to Evil Dead Rise)) I’d pay money that people with yards full of SPOOOOOPPPYYY SEASON plastic wouldn’t last through all of “Red Rooms” or “Skinamarink” (or even give skinamarink a chance beyond some knee jerk reaction.)
SPOOOOOPY SEASON IM DAVID PUMPKINS ITS SO SPOOPY
“im not like the others im actually pretty messed up and Halloween is the only time people like me feel accepted” WE ALL FEEL THIS WAY WE ALL FEEL MESSED UP.
Menards WHY. Time just compresses in on itself like wet shards of wood in one of those presses that makes particle board just pressing and pressing and it will never explode! We’re going to end up moving Halloween to June 31st so we can spend half the year in Christmas mode and half the year in SPOOPY mode! Is this what you want!!!!
Birthday Cake is not special if you eat it EVERY DAY!
“Uhh I don’t think either of those movies you mentioned were scary at all” ok then tough guy tell me a movie you genuinely thought was scary and not just gory. (I’ll show you something scary… it’s called FOXNEWS.com (got em))
MAH 12 ft skeleton has a Santa hat on LOL GET IT!
“WE DO THINGS A LITTTTTTTLE DIFFERENTLY AROUND HERE” that family says.
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