I’ve come to the conclusion that the biggest factor limiting my dating options is my inability to understand texts written prior to 500 AD.

I’ve had multiple dates end when the girl finds out I haven’t read the Baal cycle in the original Ugaritic or when my analysis of Hesiod’s Theogany falls apart due to my misunderstanding of the nuances within the original Ancient Greek that Evelyn-White’s translation didn’t properly convey.

I’ve narrowed my options down to the following:

Proto-Tibetan

Akkadian

French

Syriac

Phoenician

Linear B

I’m torn pretty evenly between these 6 options and could do with your help in deciding

Many thanks

ΙΝΓΚΑΚΟΥΓΙΟΟΝΓΚΟΟΥΑΤΑΝΝΙΜΠΙΟΟΚΙΓΙΑΤΣΙΡΓΙΟΟΩΑΡΑΟΥΑΣΟΥΤΑΜΕΝΟΚΟΤΟΜΠΑΝΤΕΟΥΑΝΑΚΟΥΣΟΝΟΝΑΡΙΤΑΤΣΙΓΙΑΓΚΟΝΓΚΕΝΩΤΑΝΤΟΡΟΥΚΟΤΟΝΤΕΙΝΓΚΑΚΟΥΣΟΝΟΜΟΝΟΝΟΚΑΝΝΓΚΑΕΚΑΤΑΩΡΙΚΑΙΣΟΥΡΟΥΤΕΝΓΚΑΚΑΡΙΝΙΜΟΝΑΡΟΥΤΑΤΟΕΜΠΑΤΖΙΜΠΙΝΚΟΟΚΑΤΟΙΟΥΜΕΙΣΣΟΟΟΥΑΜΙΜΙΧΑΝΑΙΝΚΟΟΤΟΙΟΥΣΣΙΝΡΙΟΟΤΑΙΣΣΟΟΩΤΖΟΥΝΝΙΝΑΡΑΜΠΕΣΟΝΟΑΤΟΝΙΚΑΩΤΣΟΥΚΕΡΟΥΚΟΤΟΝΤΕΣΕΝΜΟΝΜΠΟΥΝΓΙΑΩΣΣΙΜΕΣΣΙΤΕΙΡΟΥ

just going to stripclubs and girly bars and massage parlors and karaoke bars in Thailand because the job of the girls working there is LITERALLY to talk to you I swear bro, believe me bro. It's just for immersion bro, I'm not some chud who goes there to stare at titties I swear bro it's just to learn thai sawadee krap and stuff you know?

Edith: big fat /s obviously, thought this was a jerksub

It’s easy to feel a lot of anxiety when attempting to talk to someone in a language that is not your native one. But I found a solution recently: simply learn a language that is dead. Trust me, it works. 0 social anxiety to be had because there are 0 people to talk to. Soþlice!

Duo followed me to a bookstore

English is technically trans & romantically impregned literally linguistically.

Obviously they'll understand me either way, but which one will make them more *bikkurishita*?