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u/Ok-disaster2022 17h ago
I want to see an action movie featuring her as an assassin
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u/Brok3nGear 17h ago
Same energy throughout the whole movie. Non-stop.
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u/RobeGuyZach 16h ago
Thats called "Crank" with Jason Statham
We can do a gender bent reboot
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u/enixthephoenix 16h ago
That or a running based Speed remake where there's bombs in her heels that go off if one is making contact with the ground for more than 2 seconds or something
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u/Weekly_Sun4111 13h ago
bro the Speed concept actually slaps tho like that movie needs a reboot and this would be the perfect pitch to get it greenlit
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u/bc-mn 16h ago
She could do a gender bender reboot of Benny Hill
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u/Particle_wombat 16h ago
Why not both? We can call it "Jenny Kill"
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u/OutlyingPlasma 6h ago
Forget the gender bent reboot, I just want Jason Statham redoing it in heels.
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u/SmowKweed 16h ago
Ever see "Jolt"? 🤤
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u/Morningxafter 14h ago
No, but I used to drink a lot of it back in the day.
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u/snuffy_smith_ 3h ago
Back in the day…in my state they still make and sell it!
How many you want me to send ya…I get you back on that pony double quick!
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u/NeedsomeCompany33 16h ago
“Hardcore Harriett”
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u/Sanguine_Ghost 16h ago
I think we just slipped into a different genre altogether...
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u/jluicifer 16h ago
“I see the assassin”
“Huh. I never would have guessed.”
It’ll work for a couple of kills but after that, it’s on you if she comes running at you like that a mile away.
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u/BlatheringNonsense 16h ago
This was my first thought! I want her to use goofy moves and take out bosses the whole time like an Ip Man movie meets Shaolin Soccer.
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u/HotPeanut9035 14h ago
She'll probably throw the heel like a throwing star and manage to pierce an enemy's neck with it and remain undetected.
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u/Smith6612 17h ago edited 7h ago
She might be too OP for that. One-hit KO with energy and strength like that.
Most people seem to either break their heels or just topple over in them. Running is a chore.
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u/MultiGeek42 17h ago
She would give 90s Robert Patrick a run for his money, and he had to slow down because he could catch Edward Furlong when he was trying to get away on his bike.
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u/Worldly_Influence_18 6h ago edited 6h ago
It's 5 different women.
Each time one breaks an ankle they swap her out
Impressively, they only needed 3 pairs of shoes
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u/GlorytotheHypnoToads 17h ago
You say it’s an ad for heels, but I’m way more interested in what her workout routine is like? I couldn’t even do half of that shit in normal footwear, let alone in heels.
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u/Zjoee 17h ago
Her calf muscles must be harder than diamond haha
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u/cupholdery 16h ago
Chun Li better watch out.
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u/Few_Program_2303 15h ago
How many of them could've did it with finesse? Now everybody like, "She really is the best"
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u/Glass_Opportunity264 13h ago
Heels and a business suit with a mini skirt.
Like 100 % more difficult.
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u/Hazee302 15h ago
Dude, she full fucking sends everything. Absolute legend.
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u/babyblun 14h ago
“More passion…more passion, more energy…more energy, more footwork…more footwork”😂
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u/SpectacularStarling 13h ago
They found 100 women that looked almost identical, and each scene cut is where they rolled an ankle and had to tag out. /s
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u/Ehzek 17h ago
Running in heels isn't that hard... Wait is she running up the inclined brick? Is she dead sprinting on uneven ground!? Almost inclined to say its AI or at least sped up a tad.
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u/GregorSamsanite 16h ago
A lot of it seems around 2x speed and they're not really trying to hide that, just making the video more kinetic and compressing more content into a short ad. But even if all of it was done at half speed it still shows plenty of athleticism and is an excellent promotion for their shoes.
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u/georgetyc 13h ago
you should watch her streams and reel behind making these videos and you will know how fast she run, it makes me tired just watching her repeat the same shots over and over again
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u/kenzakki 5h ago
Do you have a VOD link because id like to check it out because she looks entertaining to watch
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u/PhaedrasGhost 12h ago
Running in heels isn’t hard?! Some of us (me) would break our ankles just standing in them lol
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u/somebitch 17h ago
Ok but what brand are these!?
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u/Saralentine 13h ago
WUDASHU is the brand. The model is Liang Li.
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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 7h ago
Go Liang Li!!!
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u/persona-non-corpus 6h ago
Are the shoes glued to her feet?
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u/jaceinspace 5h ago
I was going to say, I want to see her take them off and what her feet look like after all that
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u/TargetPractice89 2h ago
Quentin Tarantino.gif
But seriously, same. I know it's sped up, but all of this still had to take somewhat of a toll
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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 7h ago
That is a huge company! Hiw amnI supposed to find these particular shoes?!
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u/BastianHS 15h ago
Lol at username and had to check, 14y account. Legacy shit
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u/Blacky_McBlackerson 7h ago
I'm here for the old accounts gathering. Is there a senior discount?
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u/bobming 6h ago
My account is old enough to drink (in my country)
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u/F1XTHE 6h ago
Where else would it drink?
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u/uberfission 6h ago
In Wisconsin you can legally be served alcohol at ANY age at a bar if your legal guardian okays it. It is solely at the bartender's discretion. There's a gray area at 18-20 because of the interplay between state and federal laws so most establishments won't serve kids at that age.
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u/Skullyboy 5h ago
This prompted me to go check the wiki and oh boy there are some countries that do not have any laws for sale at all. And there are a few that has a blanket ban. And some weird laws in general.
Americans, what's up with the 14 states that has this exception in their laws:
"Specifically permit minors to drink alcohol given to them by their parents or by someone entrusted by their parents".Was this just a "Oh well, they will drink at some point anyway. Better to have them drink something that is not dangerous made in some creepo's basement in the woods"
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u/RantRanger 15h ago edited 8h ago
What she's wearing in these stunts is almost certainly not what you get from the shoe store.
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u/DeluxeWafer 15h ago
Well I want to know what she's wearing in the stunts. Those shoes look dang indestructible. Just like her ankle support muscles must be.
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u/ANueteredn00b 17h ago
I broke my ankles watching this
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u/Rrraou 17h ago
Whatever she's getting paid, it's not enough. I'm a dude and this made me want to go do parkour in high heels.
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u/The_mango55 17h ago
She got that tom cruise run
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u/Eraserend 17h ago
"I do everything the man does, but backwards and in high heels" Ginger Rogers (allegedly)
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u/devansh88 16h ago
Finally, a worthy replacement for Tom Cruise. Mission Impossible can be rebooted now!
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u/ImpatientPhoenix 16h ago
My favorite part about the whole thing is her rolling down the stairs. It really shows off the durability of the heels.
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u/Siegli 14h ago
I think it’s about the fact you can role around and not lose them. My comfortable heels are not snug enough do that. They would fall from my feet
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u/JeepDispenser 17h ago
This is what it feels like to do cocaine.
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u/peter_gibbones 8h ago
You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. You know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.
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u/PowderPills 17h ago
She seems fun
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u/Ok_Culture_1914 12h ago
She is fun, I'm having a rest while she is out shopping.
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u/NightBawk 17h ago
Damn, she's got amazing ankle strength and balance.
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u/OnlyAlbatross6405 16h ago
Ankles and knees! My knees could never
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u/nitrokitty 14h ago
My 40 year old knees winced at every scene.
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u/Literary_Lady 4h ago
My knees went snap, crackle and pop just watching this. And winced at the thought! They dislocate randomly just standing up sometimes, this woman is insane. Remarkable, but still insane
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u/LunaticKid889 16h ago
Goddamn, this ain't an ad for heels, its an ad for this woman's cocaine coffee.
And her ankles.
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u/Ok_Turnip9078 17h ago
This is oddly terrifying.
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u/Akenero 16h ago
You step out of the bar, too tired to care which hour. The air assaults with the scent of hastily applied cologne at the speakeasy's entrance, mixed with the hint of salty sea air that permeates the city. The neon lights are dim and flickering, casting a parade of multicolored halos of light beneath their incessant buzzing. You exhale a breath you did not know you were holding in, the weight of the day's troubles easing away with the drinks you long lost count of. Only then do you hear a rapid, rhythmic tapping, alien in this quiet, calm part of the city. Your thoughts immediately go towards an old car, something not all too uncommon in these parts, but it is too quiet, too sharp, too...close. The sound rapidly approaches you, and in your impaired state, you have only confidence and curiosity you can rely on, you ready yourself for whatever comes. A woman comes out of the shadows running at you on all fours, the clicking her heels against the uneven concrete, a wide smile plastered on her face. You yell at her to stop, but she doesn't appear to hear you as she flies past, the clicks echoing off the buildings being the only sign you did not imagine her. You step back into the speakeasy you had just alighted, and ask for another pour, the hard stuff, as usual. You really should stop drinking.
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u/orsodorato 17h ago
Better ad for her skirt
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u/mrfroggyman 15h ago
No the skirt is only here to make you horn dog stay until the end
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u/lekker-boterham 16h ago
I love how it just kept going and going lmaooo. this reminds me of my trusty ole pair of Jessica simpson heels from my freshman year of college. I could have ran the mile in those things
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u/Yeomanticore 17h ago
I'm not even a woman but I wanna buy those heels.
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u/tophernator 7h ago
Every man has had the thought “I wish I was a little bit taller”, but few ever follow through on the ubiquitous solution.
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u/Randleifr 17h ago
Okay hear me out, the whole commercial is the stalker/assaulter pov while chasing this woman in heels, they have a intense chase through hazardous terrain and eventually she gets away, cut to shot of the heels
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u/invol713 15h ago
That thought crossed my mind as well. Ain’t nobody catching her.
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u/MinimalistFan 16h ago
Honestly, that pencil skirt really takes a beating, too, and it still looks great.
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u/Cuchulainn07 16h ago
Anyone who can run like that in heels — never mind all that other stuff — has definitely got my respect. 🫡
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u/someone_sometwo 17h ago
My wife thinks its AI. I say she is just awesome.
Edit so is the lady in heels :)
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u/UtopiaDystopia 16h ago
I hate now on top of things being edited, scripted or misleading in one way or another, we have to now consider it's literally just all AI generated.
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u/Carrera26 16h ago
I've only known Awesome Chinese (?) Heels lady for 5 minutes, but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this sub-reddit and then myself.
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u/lambokang 16h ago
Did the can just flicker in the video?
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u/Louis-Cyfer 16h ago
Saw that too. Thinking this may be intentionally crunchy in an attempt to hide A.I. artifacting
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u/25Coconuts 16h ago
I’ve never worn heels in my life, but I’m now considering it. Color me impressed
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u/Skelosk 3h ago
Good thing she didn't get hurt
It would have taken her a while to heel
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u/Kerry-4013-Porter 17h ago
It's a fun and well-made commercial, good enough to be chosen as the ad video of the year.
Thumbs Up!
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u/ClamatoDiver 15h ago
She's good, but she's not Bryce Dallas Howard running from a T-Rex good. 🏃♀️👠🦖
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u/champaklali 16h ago
Forget the heels and let's talk about her. How does she train? I can't do even half of this without the heels or even in shoes
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u/miurabucho 16h ago
This would be a better ad for super glue. Long distance runners know what I am talking about.
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