r/Daniellarson 1d ago

news [Megathread] Larson has been released with credit time served

1.1k Upvotes

Attended the sentencing today- all of my notes:

Entered court around 12:53pm.

Considerable weight gain. Face looks incredibly full. Likely gained 30-35 lbs. build like a beer gut. Not much chin.

Has a goatee, short hair. Tan federal prison jumpsuit.

Sentence: credit time served. 27-33 months. Downward variance of 9 days agreed upon by prosecution and defense.

Supervised release period of two years.

Conditions of release:

No contact with law enforcement agents named in the case (you can guess who)

Subject to random drug testing and DNA testing

May not set passwords on his phone - if passwords are in place, must be shared with parole officer

Required to take all prescribed medication.

Motorola phone will be destroyed

No fine imposed

He will have housing and a caretaker paid privately by trust


r/Daniellarson 1d ago

news The president has been pardoned

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899 Upvotes

r/Daniellarson 7h ago

art Recreation of what danny may look like currently!?

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281 Upvotes

Forgive me for my AI use.


r/Daniellarson 4h ago

text post you just had to be there

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150 Upvotes

r/Daniellarson 1h ago

text post It’s possible Daniel has got a phone and is posting videos as we speak, they might just not be hitting the correct algorithms..

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Yes it’s highly unlikely but just some food for thought.


r/Daniellarson 10h ago

text post I hope you new-gen normies dont ruin the new season/arc

260 Upvotes

Title says it all...


r/Daniellarson 4h ago

text post If Daniel comes back he might be a contender to the goat status

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First of all i i want to say I dont condone his bad actions. I also think no one should interact with danny in any way

But the things this guy has done have to put him into the gloat debate (greatest lolcow of all time). The only one contending with him is good ol chris chan. But danny is MY goat. This guy threatend police, the fbi, the white house and fuck ass bob. He was so gangsta the fbi was after him and he didnt give a fuck. Then he gets locked up multiple times and every time he goes free he does it again. Hes a stone cold criminal. And after all this time he finally returns and thousands of people just wait for his next prodcast.

Mr President Daniel Larson is HIM

(Dont take this post to srs)


r/Daniellarson 2h ago

meme Larson finally being released

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34 Upvotes

r/Daniellarson 7h ago

news Clark actively attempting to get Daniel w/flex

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Clark is in the Lolcow.city discord server talking about how he’s gonna wrangle Daniel again and fly out to Colorado to go try and get him. Do we think this is gonna work?


r/Daniellarson 8h ago

meme Can’t wait.

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96 Upvotes

r/Daniellarson 10h ago

meme Dark Tard Rising (2026)

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118 Upvotes

Truthfully feels like we’ve got the Dark Tard Rising


r/Daniellarson 8h ago

text post Why do mods delete actual funny posts but leaves the hundreds of “Daniel Larson will get to see modern AI” copy posts.

78 Upvotes

Sounds like moderation chudified after 2023.


r/Daniellarson 11h ago

text post Who's ready for him to break probation, get back on TikTok, and do the exact same shit all over again

104 Upvotes

I'm feel it. He is going to be back on TikTok or YouTube in like a week 🫩


r/Daniellarson 59m ago

art I can’t wait to see what Daniel’s teeth look like now

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Hell yeah


r/Daniellarson 6h ago

text post what are the chances he’s already back online?

32 Upvotes

what are the chances he’s already back on the Internet we just haven’t found his account yet.


r/Daniellarson 6h ago

text post I’m patiently waiting for his return

30 Upvotes

I just wanna see an updated pic of how he looks and how his personality changed.


r/Daniellarson 11h ago

video Get ready for the shift

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58 Upvotes

r/Daniellarson 1d ago

meme What Daniel looked like in the courtroom, to the best of my creation

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938 Upvotes

Significant weight gain from either the psychotropic drugs and/or stable housing and food. I worked on this for a while to get it right, and this is the most comparable to how he looks. more chin hair, full cheeks, this length of hair

no photos allowed of course in court, so this is the best i have for you


r/Daniellarson 10h ago

art Throwback to Daniel replying to my YouTube comment in commemoration of his freedom

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42 Upvotes

r/Daniellarson 6h ago

text post What’s your favorite crash out

22 Upvotes

Mine personally is the one where bob “ran him over” at the motel and he’s losing it in his room


r/Daniellarson 3h ago

video Daniel Larson Has Been Released From Federal Custody

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After 2 years of legal battles a new update is here going over all of the legal documents, the trust that got him out, and more. Much love, enjoy.


r/Daniellarson 1d ago

text post I cannot wait for the first picture of fat Daniel in the wild

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Y’all remember this OG Bigfoot pic of Daniel? Probably one of the most iconic moments this subreddit has ever seen. The only thing that even comes close is that court hearing (I can’t even remember which one it was) where a bunch of people joined the Webex and started drawing dicks in the chat. The judge ended the stream, and literally right before it cut out we got one glorious frame of Daniel’s beak peeking through the doorway at the very back of the courtroom. Absolute cinema. I remember being so upset I made a post.
I’m so unbelievably excited that we might get another legendary Daniel spotting.


r/Daniellarson 4h ago

text post What will the new account name be?

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I believe we already had a daniellarsonfreedom account, perhaps a daniellarson2026 staying in theme?


r/Daniellarson 21h ago

news TIME SERVED🗣️

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270 Upvotes

r/Daniellarson 6h ago

meme Most annoying Larson trolls

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14 Upvotes

Gotta be that blonde Asian dude and his friend who did nothing but say ' I'm security ' for me