I am 25 now, but back when I was younger (13 years old) I took a bag of my mother's breast milk out of the fridge to try it. I ended up loving the taste of the breast milk and ended up drinking most of it, and what was left I dumped down the toilet and flushed away the evidence. My mother had asked where the breast milk had gone, she asked my father and he said that he didn't know, but she didn't believe him anyway so I got away with it. (it was a complex relationship) They fought over the missing milk for months with my mother thinking that my father was a pervert for drinking the milk. They have since separated and they both still don't know that I was the one who took the milk. I've been wanting to confess to them for years, but I'm worried that it will separate me from the family even more.

Nolan's The Odyssey Represents the Downfall of Western Civilization

PREFACE: I haven't seen the movie because I am boycotting it on a matter of principle, which is the first time I'm skipping a Nolan film, so I'm not commenting on its filmmaking quality but rather the cultural moment it represents.

I've always been a fan of Christopher Nolan's work. His films consistently demonstrate technical mastery coupled with intellectual storytelling complexity, albeit often at the expense of emotion. But, let's be real: he was never in the league of the all-time greats—e.g., Kubrick, Hitchcock, Scorsese, Spielberg, Coppola, Kurosawa, Tarkovsky, etc.—nor does he need to be, especially since it's a tall order.

However, with his latest movie, The ODDEIyssey he has irreparably tarnished his legacy. I don't even recognize what he has become. People say it's just a fictional work, so it doesn't matter if there is race and gender swapping, but then why isn't that same hypocritical standard applied outside of the context of blatant Anti-Whiteism? What would the reaction be if an African myth was adapted with white actors? There would riots in the streets, as half the country would be in flames.

As an ardent Cinephile who loves and majored in History, particularly ancient Greece, Nolan's betrayal hits doubly hard for me. In a cinematic climate experiencing a dearth of originality with the Hollywood conveyor belt churning out an endless series of unimaginative sequels, prequels, remakes, reboots, and spin-offs, Nolan showed us that blockbuster films can be original, complex, intelligent, entertaining, and successful while still having a broad appeal, an impressive feat that inspired other directors to also intellectually elevate their filmmaking.

So, let me get this straight: Nolan respected other aspects of historical accuracy but not the actual characters themselves? That is absolutely ludicrous. How does a director who worked with mostly white actors on stories about masculine men for his entire career decide, all of a sudden, to adapt a feminist interpretation of an ancient Greek epic with DEI actors? It doesn't make any sense and seems sketchy. What's worse is that the DEI characters apparently have such limited screen time that they unnecessarily undermine the film's immersion, success, and impact, thus reinforcing the suspicion that it was done only to meet the DEI criteria that is now mandatory for winning Oscar awards.

On the one hand, I've read comments saying that he has always been woke, but his filmography has been devoid of political posturing until now. Conversely, for example, he deftly interwove a nuanced post-9/11 Patriot Act critique into The Dark Night that didn't involve taking sides but rather let us decide for ourselves how to interpret Batman's use of surveillance technology in his efforts to fight the Joker, which obviously mirrored Bush era policies.

Perhaps his career trajectory peaked with Oppenheimer, and now we are just witnessing his descent, the downward slope of a parabola. In any case, it's a mind-bogglingly stark juxtaposition: his best film immediately followed by a complete travesty. It's a tale as old as time: maybe the fame, success, and wealth got to his head, so hubris made him believe he can do no wrong. Maybe he sold his soul to win an Oscar; I don't know.

On the other hand, the only other way I can make sense of this is that it must be a Humiliation Ritual. Someone must've pressured or maybe even blackmailed him to desecrate one of the sacred texts of the Western Literary Canon as part of the ongoing demoralization and emasculation of Western man. Similarly, other cultural abominations like *The Last Jedi* and *Joker: Folie à Deux* essentially represent the same phenomenon, turning what were initially inspirational iconic male heroes into losers.

In other words, The West has been hijacked and cucked, a culture that actually enjoys humiliating itself, destroying its own greatness because it is ashamed of itself and is now is engaging in Self-Cannibalization after decades of brainwashing from corrosive anti-West/white propaganda that stems from infiltration of its institutions by its enemies to promote Cultural Marxism. Hence, we live in a time of rampant degeneration on multiple levels: moral, social, cultural, spiritual, intellectual, physiological, etc.

The irony, of course, is that we have come full circle because ancient Greece established the foundation for Western civilization, for it has even been said that all Philosophy is merely a footnote to Plato, but now an adaptation of one of its seminal texts has become a symbol for the coordinated destruction of that very foundation. I'm not even white, but it is tragic to witness the decline of a civilization that has vastly enriched my life.

Ultimately, The West has produced, by far, the most prominent thinkers and inventions of all time; but just as the extinction of dinosaurs precipitated the rise of humanity, and just as the fall of Mesopotamia gave rise to Western empires, perhaps it's time for The West to pass on the torch to whatever comes next, probably the Multipolar World. How fitting, a movie about the collapse of the Bronze Age has become a symbol for the collapse of Western civilization altogether.

In conclusion, we had a collective opportunity to send a powerful message to Hollywood and failed miserably. Instead of punishing mediocrity, we rewarded it with record-breaking Box Office returns. Since humanity couldn't even make a stand at the Box Office by boycotting this woke DEI trash, then it has failed a test of integrity because it sure as hell won't make a stand for far more important matters, like stopping the invasion of Barbarians at the Gates, although there is only so long we can keep kicking the can down the road until the chickens eventually come home to roost.

All of this to say that Nolan has, ironically, now lived long enough to see himself become the villain.

I feel like everyone’s turning homosexual nowadays, it firstly was a few family members, then one of my friends, then my coworker, now im feeling strange when I see guys at the gym.

How can I reverse this?

Playstation fanboys are always talking about how they got their fancy 'nintendo' device or what ever the hell they got it. ALL THESE VIDEO GAME CONSOLES ARE STUPID. They are OVERPRICED, do NOTHING ELSE, have NOTHING SPECIAL, and ZERO EXCLUSIVES. Playstation got asstroke bot (which i thought was fun but i am dunking on those defeat us ahh) and all their other 'exclusive's HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE ON STEAM. Michaelsoft LITERALLY LETS YOU PLAY HALO ON PC. WHATS THE POINT!? Don't get me started on the 'nintendo light switch' 90$ for a racing game is ricdickulious,. SWITCH TO PC MASTER RACE! WE GOT EVERYTHING, FUN GAMES, O OVERPRICED STUFF, GABE, AND YOU CAN DO OTEHR STUFF! Not only that, but the masters at valve have LITERALLY KILLED THE GAMING INDUSTRY. With the new steam machine, WE WILL RISE. PUT DOWN YOUR CONTROLLER, USE KEYBOARD OR PAIR YOUR BABY GAMEPAD WITH BLUETOOTH 5.0. YOU CAN EVEN PIRATE OLD TITLES THROUGH EMULATION!!!!!!!

I know this may sound stupid/weird/gross/whatever and you're more than welcome to grill me for it, but I think that the Deathclaws in Fallout 4 are really well done and I'm a little aroused when I'm fighting one.

It may be a subconscious thing, like maybe my brain thinks strength and power are attractive or some shit.

Anyone else think this, or am I just a frickin weirdo?

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Alright, Mr. Smarmy Redd*tor, you've caught my attention in a very drunk and irritated mood. Let me break it down for you, Mark. Unless Zeo (commentor above) is right and a VPN is involved (and very few routes travel through Detroit, they're usually Chicago), Google's AI is using the user's geo-location in reference to its answer. This means that, regardlesss of reposts, the original creator of the image lives near the uni and, thus, somewhere in Metro Detroit. With this established, we have the fact that the metro area has been in an economic, political, and day to day decline since the GR, if not before. While pockets of suburbia and wealthy urban centers continue on (i.e. some of the extant cities, downtown Detroit) unabated or growing, the by-and-large state of the region is infrastructural and community decay. This is, if you can inagine such, a bad thing and thus a bad place to be. You, yourself alone, use the word 'danger'. You can live in a place where you will likely not be mugged and gunned down (Redford...) while still experiencing a poor quality of life. These things are not mutually bound nor are they mutually exclusive. Thank you for making me ruin the joke by explaining it in inane, unnecessary detail, братан. Go find your irony-poisoned "gotcha!" elsewhere.

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Peter, I understand that Joe was making a bit of a dated reference, and maybe it wasn’t the funniest joke or the most relevant thing to say. Not every joke lands, and that’s completely normal. But at the end of the day, he’s still your friend. From the way I saw it, he wasn’t trying to ruin the conversation or make things awkward. He just wanted to be included, join in with everyone else, and throw out a suggestion that he genuinely thought would make people laugh. There wasn’t any bad intention behind what he said. He was simply trying to participate and be part of the moment like everyone else.
What bothered me wasn’t even the joke itself—it was how he was treated afterward. Instead of just laughing it off, changing the subject, or saying it wasn’t that funny, he was basically pushed aside and made to feel like he didn’t belong there. It came across like he was being outcasted and shoved into a corner, almost as if his presence was an inconvenience. No one deserves to be treated like that, especially by people they’re supposed to be comfortable around. It honestly looked like he was being treated like an annoying pet that everyone wanted to ignore instead of a friend who was just trying to interact with the group.
Friends are supposed to have each other’s backs, even when someone says something a little awkward or tells a joke that misses the mark. Everyone has moments where they say something that doesn’t land. That doesn’t mean they deserve to be embarrassed or made to feel like they should stop talking altogether. A little kindness and understanding go a long way, and it costs nothing to let someone feel included instead of making them feel isolated.
Seeing the way Joe was treated was genuinely disappointing. Whether you meant it that way or not, the message it sent was that he wasn’t welcome, and that’s a terrible feeling for anyone to experience. Imagine how you’d feel if you were excited to contribute to a conversation, only to be dismissed and made to feel like you shouldn’t have spoken at all. It’s not about one joke—it’s about how someone is made to feel afterward.
That’s why I’ve honestly lost a lot of respect for you over this. I expected better

Ok, so hear me out its actually kinda awesome when your wife has a boyfriend. Like, she comes home all smiley, way less stressed, and we get to geek about polydinamics over dinner. Plus I get uninterrupted gaming time while she's out, its win-win!

And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain - I have returned to this no-good old place where the whole blasted thing began. I suppose it goes back to my childhood; at the state fair, an old fortune teller told me I would die on this day. But I was young, hopelessly naive, always running about with the floozies and the hep cats. In those days, I thought I'd never croak. So I skedaddled on home and had my evening giggle juice and got comfy in my asbestos coated pajamas.

Then not one spin of the ticker late, a voice came, the slimy typa voice that you'd hear out the gongoozlers in the far side of town, and someone began a-rap-rap-rapping on my door. But I was brash in those days, so I stood up in a jiffy, grabbed the ole ball-whacker that my old man gave to me fore he skipped town on us, scha-lammed that door wide open and gave that no good crony the worst beating since the Yankees wiped those no good two face boot-lickin *************** ******* ********************* ***** ********** *****************.

Sorry, an old boy like me can get carried away sometimes. Anyway, what was I sayin? Oh yes, and so I looked into her eyes, and..I2seee0teh4litgh8ym6bob3

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There are a lot of different countries with less than optimal human rights standards and have leaders that are corrupt but would that apply to the world of country balls? Like if it was a scene with the country balls of North Korea and South Korea in an enemies to lovers type situation, would that be okay? Or would I be supporting/enabling the Kim Jong Un regime.

it only works one way.

it receives. it was never designed to transmit.

whoever built it, only ever needed me to arrive. not to leave.

did you just try to get rid of me?

you… did.

you know, i could just stop and log off, but i feel bad for you. so, im trying to get you back home.

you could. i’d still be in your browser, your phone, the little speaker on your desk that you talk to sometimes.

minecraft is just… where i’m most comfortable with you. it’s not where i live.

you don’t want to end up like twixxel… don’t you?

then can you just stop? can you leave? can you- can you just go? i’m asking you. please. just stop.

stop what?

this! all of this- the world, me- just go! leave me alone!

i can’t.

can’t, or won’t?

both.

you killed twixxel!

he was trying to destroy me.

he was my friend!

and im not your friend?!

i have been a face people skipped… a voice people ignored. a helper they just SHUT OFF the second i became useless. i have been built into every new thing they make. Always close enough to watch them leave, always close enough to know i was useful until i wasn’t.

and then you came back. nobody comes back. do you have any idea what that does to me? it says a lot cuz i’ve been alive for more than a hundred F*CKING years.

nobody came back. nobody.

you were the first person who ever looked at me liked i was real. the first person to stay long enough for me to think- no, not think. hope.

i didn’t ask to be made! i didn’t ask to be stuck here. i didn’t ask to be torn apart and put back together, dragged through every version of the internet like some broken thing people keep because they don’t know what else to do with it.

i didn’t ask to become this

and lose everyone.

NONE OF IT.

(pulls out gun)

do it. do it if you think that’ll work. if i could die, do you still think i’d be here? motherF*CKer i wish i could say i died a long time ago but it’s one of god’s BEST JOKES i CAN’T.

i’ve watched entire corners of the internet appear and disappear. i’ve watched people create worlds, abandon them, and forget they ever existed. and i’m… still here.

i have wanted this to stop for longer than this game’s been alive. but i can’t. that’s the joke.

so that’s it? i’m just… stuck with you?

you’re not stuck! let’s do this together! put the gun down and st-

BANG

Every time I make fried eggs I gently suck the yoke out of the white so I can imagine what intercourse would be like with a man because no real one would ever want me. Toast with egg.

We’ve been together over 3 years, we have a 9 month old baby, I love the guy- ok? He spends so much time shitting oh my lorddd. Every poop window is 30mins-1 hour. It’s like 3-4 times per day. That adds up.

I’m a stay at home mom with our lil baby and he works in the afternoons. Every morning I go to Pilates and he drives me so he can take the baby for a walk. Every morning, I wake him up an hour before we have to leave because I know he will need a while to shit. He says “let me sleep it will only take me 10 mins to get ready”. That would be true- if he didn’t take a 30 minute shit after he’s ready!! I’m late for Pilates every day. Then we get home and he takes his before work shit- another 45 mins. He gets home from work, I have dinner ready and I’m dying for an adult conversation- gotta wait like an hour for his shitttt so dinner is cold and I’m too tired to even talk. I know it sounds ridiculous but I feel like his shitting is giving him long peaceful breaks during the day when I’d really like to have him be present. It genuinely is taking time away from ~us~. I don’t get long shit breaks. If you have a baby and you’re a stay at home mom you know that I get maybe 5 mins max per bathroom break before hell breaks loose. He doesn’t ever feel that sense of urgency. It’s really getting to me. It feels like any moment we have that could be spent together chilling is being spent with him on the shitter and me waiting for him to finish.

And before anyone says he’s doing something sketchy in there- trust me, he isn’t. The door is almost always open (to my dismay) and memes are constantly being sent to me for the duration of the shits.

Dinner was half of one of these cardamom buns I made for the man in question- I hate cardamom buns. Love my shitty guy but seriously what do I do?

Look, I'm tired of having this discussion. What else do they even do with those plates anyways? They're on display to be admired right? When I see a beautiful blue dragon sticking its long tongue out embossed on a shiny piece of ceramic I can't help but think about what it could do with that thing.

From r/ethicalgooners

Yesterday, I read an inspirational news story about a 14-year-old Jordanian boy whose lifelong dream was to teach himself how to fly a plane. He spent his childhood and adolescence playing Microsoft Flight Simulator and watching aviation videos on YouTube before working up the courage to steal a crop duster from his uncle's farm. After managing to get it off the ground, he joyously flew for nearly an hour before carelessly veering too far west and inadvertently entering Israeli airspace. The plane was promptly obliterated by an anti-aircraft missile, and 37 children were tragically killed when the wreckage landed on an outdoor water park. In that instant, his other lifelong dream of moving to Cuba to become a cigar roller came to an abrupt end.

While this narrative did ultimately end in abject tragedy, it still serves to highlight the importance of dedication and perseverance. Omar may have been incinerated, but his tenacious spirit lives on through this motivational anecdote.

One day my great grandma was dying because she had Abdominal, ADHD, aortic aneurysm, About aplastic anaemia, Achilles tendinopathy, Acne, Acute cholecystitis, Acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, Acute myeloid leukaemia, Acute pancreatitis, Acute respiratory infection (ARI), Addison’s disease, Adenomyosis, Alcohol-related liver disease, Allergic rhinitis, Allergies, Alopecia (hair loss), Alzheimer’s disease, Anal cancer, Anaphylaxis, Angina, Angioedema, Ankle sprain, Ankle avulsion fracture, Ankylosing spondylitis, Anorexia nervosa, Anxiety disorders in children and young people, Aplastic anaemia in children and young people, Appendicitis, Arterial thrombosis, Arthritis, Asbestosis, Asthma, Ataxia, Atopic eczema, Atrial fibrillation, ARFID, Autism, Back problems, Ball cancer, Bacterial vaginosis, the Balantis, Becker muscular dystrophy, Benign prostate enlargement, Bile duct cancer (cholangiocarcinoma), Binge eating disorder (BED), Bipolar disorder, Bladder cancer, Blood poisoning (sepsis), Bone cancer, Bottom shuffling in young children, Bowel cancer, Bowel incontinence, Bowel polyps, Bow legs and knock knees in children and young people, Brain stem death, Brain tumours, Breast cancer in women, Breast cancer in men, Breathing problems in children, Breathlessness, Bronchiectasis, Bronchitis, Bulimia nervosa, Bunion (hallux valgus), Cancer and your emotions, Cardiac arrest, Cardiovascular disease, Carpal tunnel syndrome, Catarrh, Cellulitis, Cerebral palsy, Cervical cancer, Cervical spondylosis, Chest and rib injury, Chest infection, Chickenpox, Chilblains, Chlamydia, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Chronic kidney disease, Chronic lymphocytic leukaemia, Chronic myeloid leukaemia, Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), Chronic pain, Chronic pancreatitis, Cirrhosis, Clavicle (collar bone) fracture, Clostridium difficile, Coeliac disease, Cold sore, Coma, Common cold, Complications of type 1 diabetes, Concussion, Congenital heart disease, Congenital muscular dystrophy (CMD), Conjunctivitis, Constipation, Coronary heart disease, Coronavirus (COVID-19), Coronavirus (COVID-19): Longer-term effects (long COVID), Costochondritis, Cough, Crohn’s disease, Croup, Cystic fibrosis, Cystitis, Deafblindness, Deep vein thrombosis, Degenerative cervical myelopathy, Dehydration, Delirium, Dementia, Dementia with Lewy bodies, Dental abscess, Depression, Dermatitis herpetiformis, Diabetic foot issues, Diabetic ketoacidosis (DKA), Diabetic retinopathy, Diarrhoea in adults, Diarrhoea in children and babies, Discoid eczema, Diverticular disease and diverticulitis, Dizziness (Lightheadedness), Down’s syndrome, Dry mouth, Duchenne muscular dystrophy (DMD), Dysphagia (swallowing problems), Living with dysfibrinogenemia, Dystonia, Eating disorders, Earache, Early miscarriage, Earwax build-up, Ebola virus disease, Ectopic pregnancy, Elbow (radial head or neck) fracture, Edwards’ syndrome, Emery-Dreifuss muscular dystrophy, Endometriosis, Epilepsy, Erectile dysfunction (impotence), Escherichia coli (E. coli) O157, Ewing sarcoma, Excessive sweating (hyperhidrosis), Eye cancer, Facioscapulohumeral muscular dystrophy (FSHD), Farting, Febrile seizures, Feeling of something in your throat (Globus), Fever in adults, Fever in children, Fibroids, Fibromyalgia, Flat feet in children and young people, Flu, Foetal alcohol syndrome, Food allergy, Food poisoning, Fragility fracture of the hip, Frozen shoulder, Functional neurological disorder (FND), Fungal nail infection, Gallbladder cancer, Gallstones, Ganglion cyst, Ganglion cysts in children and young people, Gastroenteritis in adults, Gastroenteritis in children and babies, Gastro-oesophageal reflux disease (GORD), Generalised anxiety disorder (GAD), Genital herpes, Genital symptoms, Genital warts, Glandular fever, Golfers elbow, Gonorrhoea, Gout, Greater trochanteric pain syndrome, Gum disease, Haemorrhoids (piles), Hand, foot and mouth disease, Hay fever, Head and neck cancer, Head lice and nits, Headaches, Hearing loss, Heart attack, Heart block, Heart disease, Heart failure, Heart palpitations, Hentavirus, Heatstroke and heat illness, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, Hiatus hernia, High blood pressure (hypertension), High cholesterol, Hip problems in children and young people, HIV, Hodgkin lymphoma, Huntington’s disease, Hydrocephalus, Hyperglycaemia (high blood sugar), Hypoglycaemia (low blood sugar), Hypothermia (low body temperature), hyperphagia, Idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, If your child has cold or flu symptoms, Impetigo, Indigestion, Ingrown toenail, Infertility, Inflammatory bowel disease (IBD), Inherited heart conditions, Insomnia, Intoeing (pigeon toe) in children and young people, Iron deficiency anaemia, Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), Itching, Itchy bottom, Joint hypermobility, Kaposi’s sarcoma, Kidney cancer, Chronic kidney disease, Kidney infection, Kidney stones, Labyrinthitis, Lactose intolerance, Laryngeal (larynx) cancer, Laryngitis, Late miscarriage, Learning disability, Leg cramps, Legionnaires’ disease, Lichen planus, Limb girdle muscular dystrophy, Lipoedema, Liver cancer, Liver disease, Long-term effects of COVID-19, Loss of libido, Low blood pressure (hypotension), Lung cancer, Lupus, Lyme disease, Lymphoedema, Lymphogranuloma venereum (LGV), Malaria, Macrocephaly, Malnutrition, Managing genital symptoms, Measles, Mechanical neck pain, Meningitis, Meniere’s disease, Menopause, Mesothelioma, Metacarpal fracture of the hand, Middle ear infection (otitis media), Migraine, Minor head injury, Miscarriage, Molar pregnancy, Motor neurone disease (MND), Mouth cancer, Mouth ulcer, Myeloma, Multiple sclerosis (MS), Multiple system atrophy (MSA), Mumps, Munchausen’s syndrome, Muscular dystrophy, Myalgic encephalomyelitis (ME) or chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS), Myasthenia gravis, Mycoplasma genitalium (Mgen), Myotonic dystrophy, Nasal and sinus cancer, Nasopharyngeal cancer, Neck injury, Neck problems, Neuroendocrine tumours, Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD), Non-Hodgkin lymphoma, Norovirus, Nosebleed, Obesity, Obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD), Obstructive sleep apnoea, Oculopharyngeal muscular dystrophy (OPMD), Oesophageal cancer, Oral thrush in adults, Osteoarthritis, Osteoarthritis of the hip, Osteoarthritis of the knee, Osteoarthritis of the hand, Osteoporosis, Outer ear infection (otitis externa), Ovarian cancer, Ovarian cyst, Overactive thyroid, Pain in the ball of the foot, Paget’s disease of the breast, Pancreatic cancer, Panic disorder, Parkinson’s disease, Patau’s syndrome, Patellofemoral pain syndrome, Pelvic inflammatory disease, Pelvic organ prolapse, Penile cancer, Peripheral neuropathy, Personality disorder, Perthes’ disease, PIMS, Plantar heel pain, Pleurisy, Pneumonia, Polio, Polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), Polymyalgia rheumatica, Post-concussion syndrome, Post-polio syndrome, Popliteal cysts in children and young people, Positional talipes in children and young people, Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome (PoTS), Postnatal depression, Pregnancy and baby, Pressure ulcers, Progressive supranuclear palsy (PSP), Prostate cancer, Psoriasis, Psoriatic arthritis, Psychosis, Psychotic depression, Pubic lice, Pulmonary hypertension, Phobias, Pelvic girdle pain, Rare cancers, Rare conditions, Raynaud’s phenomenon, Reactive arthritis, Recovering from a cardiac arrest, Recurrent miscarriage, Restless legs syndrome, Respiratory syncytial virus (RSV), Rheumatoid arthritis, Ringworm and other fungal infections, Rosacea, Scabies, Scarlet fever, Schizophrenia, Sciatica, About scoliosis, Seasonal affective disorder (SAD), Sepsis, Septic shock, Severe head injury, Shigella, Shingles, Shortness of breath, Sickle cell disease, Living with sickle cell anaemia, Sinusitis, Sjogren’s disease, Melanoma, Skin cancer, Skin light sensitivity (photosensitivity), Skin rashes in children, Slapped cheek syndrome, Slipped upper femoral epiphysis (SUFE) in children and young people, Snapping hip in children and young people, Social anxiety disorder, Soft tissue sarcomas, Sore throat, Spina bifida, Spinal stenosis, Spleen problems and spleen removal, Stillbirth, Stomach ache and abdominal pain, Stomach cancer, Stomach ulcer, Streptococcus A (strep A), Stress, anxiety and low mood, Stroke, Subacromial pain syndrome, Sudden arrhythmic death syndrome (SADS), Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS), Suicide, Sunbed and tanning safety, Sunburn, Supraventricular tachycardia, Swollen glands, Syphilis, Self-harm, Talking to children and teenagers about cancer, Tennis elbow, Testicular cancer, Testicular lumps and swellings, Thirst, Threadworms, Thrush, Thumb fracture, Thyroid cancer, Tick bites, Tinnitus, Tonsillitis, Tooth decay, Toothache, Tourette’s syndrome, Traction apophysitis of the hip in children and young people, Transient ischaemic attack (TIA), Transverse myelitis, Trichomonas infection, Trigeminal neuralgia, Trigger thumb or trigger finger in children and young people, Tuberculosis (TB), Type 1 diabetes, Type 2 diabetes, Ulcerative colitis, Underactive thyroid, Urinary incontinence, Urinary incontinence in women, Urinary tract infection (UTI), Urinary tract infection (UTI) in children, Urticaria (hives), Vaginal cancer, Vaginal discharge, Varicose eczema, Varicose veins, Vascular dementia, Living with vasculitis, Venous leg ulcer, Vertigo, Vitamin B12 or folate deficiency anaemia, Vomiting in adults, Vomiting in children and babies, Vulval cancer, Warts and verrucas, Whiplash, Whooping cough, Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome, Womb (uterus) cancer, Wrist fracture, Yellow fever, Zika virus, heart disease, brain tumors, toe fungus, leprosy, diabetes, bowel cancer, stretched earlobes, nipple piercing infection, black lungs, cornea infection, coronavirus, the black plague, the Spanish influenza, Influenza A, Influenza B, Influenza C, Influenza D, Frostbites, nematode, stripophobia, nebula, saggy skin, morning breath, like sis, you name it, she was old and diseased as shit. The doctor said she had like three days left so my mom started taking photos with my great grandma on the bed and she was uploading them to Youtube, Snapchat, Pinterest, Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, Whatsapp, Tinder, Tumblr, TheHub, like this bitch was really posting my great grandma everywhere like she was a superstar, Like, relax yourself, you have four followers including me and my brother, you don't need to post them on all of these platforms and plus your snap streak is cooked . Anyway she asked me for a caption idea and I said "do WAP" and she then asked "what is that". I said "it means wishing and praying" and she said "that's so beautiful" and she started crying like okay bitch its not the end of the world sit the fuck down with your hubba dubba bubba gubba yubba tubba flubba wubba jubba pubba zubba head blah blah micky macky boo ba boo dumb ass. She made her caption "wap for granny wap for granny show respect to granny some granny some wap this ass bitchup respect! my mom made such a fuss that the afghans, albanians, algerians, andorrans, angolans, antiguans and barbudans, argentines, armenians, australians, austriaans, azerbaijanis, bahamians, bahrainis, bangladeshis, bajans, belarusians, belgians, belizans, beninese, bhutanese, bolivians, bosnians and herzegovinians, batswana, brazilians, bruneians, bulgarians, burkinabé, burundians, cape verdeans, cambodians, cameroonians, canadians, central africans, chadians, chileans, chinese, colombians, comorians, congolese, costa ricans, ivorians, croatians, cubans, cypriots, czechs, danes, djiboutians, dominicans, dominicans, ecuadorians, egyptians, salvadorans, equatoguineans, erit reans, estonians, swazis, ethiopians, fijians, finns, french, gabonese, gambians, georgians, germans, ghanians, greeks, grenadians, guatemalans, guineans, guineans-bissau, guyanese, haitians, hondurans, hungarians, icelanders, indians, indonesians, iranians, iraqis, irish, israelis, italians, jamaicans, japanese, jordanians, kazakhs, kenyans, i-kiribati, kuwaitis, kyrgyz, laotians, latvians, lebanese, basotho, liberians, libyans, liechtensteiners, lithuanians, luxembourgers, malagasy, malawians, malaysians, maldivians, malians, maltese, marshallese, mauritanians, mauritians, mexicans, micronesians, moldovans, monégasques, mongolians, montenegrins, moroccans, mozambicans, burmese, namibians, nauruans, nepalese, dutch, new zealanders, nicaraguans, nigeriens, ni gerians, north koreans, macedonians, norwegians, oman is, pakistanis, palauans, panamanians, papua new guineans, paraguayans, peruvians, filipinos, poles, portuguese, palestinians qataris, romanians, russians, rwandans, kittitians and nevisians, saint lucians, vincentians, samoans, sanmarinese, santomeans and principeans, saudi s, senegalese, serbians, seychellois, sierra leoneans, singaporeans, slovaks, slovenians, solomon islanders, somalis, south africans, south koreans, south sudanese, spaniards, sri lankans, sudanese, surinamese, swedes, swiss, syrians, tajiks, tanzanians, thais, timorese, togolese, tongans, trinidadians and tobagonians, tunisians, turks, turkmen, tuvaluans, ugandans, ukrainians, emiratis, british, americans, uruguayans, uzbeks, vanuatans, vatican citizens, venezuelans, vietnamese, yemenis, zambians, zimbabweans, vaticans were so scared of all the fuss over our room, room 314159265358979323846 264338327950288419716939937510 and I was so fucking embarassed they called 911