I feel like I’d have stayed in if it was coed ass eating all the time

Here's mine:

Last November after our Birthday Ball, a couple of Marines and I went to go clubbing in the heart of Atlanta. Living up to our tradition, we in our Dress Blue Alphas and all drinking hard with me buying shots for the Junior Marines since we were in the middle of a shutdown. I was probably the most senior Marine in the group with a decent medal rack compared to the everyone else.

After we did a loud toast and downed a shot, some random guy approaches me.

"Hey man" the guy said to me.

I turned to him wondering what he had to say.

"Per Army Regulation 670-1, you're not supposed to be wearing your dress uniforms in public!" he shouted over the din of the club.

I was buzzed and damn near drunk at that point but my boozed up brain was like, "WTF DOES THIS RETARD THINK HE'S TALKING TO???"

"Hey man, per the United States Marine Corps, I don't give a flying FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID ARMY REGULATIONS!" I screamed back at him.

I could see his face turn pale over the dumb mistake he made, approaching the most senior looking Marine in the crowd and trying to correct him using the wrong branch regulations.

"I.......was ......just trying to be helpful man...." he stammered.

I didn't remember the next part because I was in and out at the point, but apparently some of the Junior Marines later hilariously recounted to me saying that they saw me saying I was threatening to beat the ever living shit out of him for trying to be a a Karen when he had no idea what he was talking about. The bouncer may or may not have been involved and a Corporal in our group was looking super uncomfortable hoping I wouldn't follow through with my threat.

I keep getting these ads for HIV preventatives targeted at the gay bois on my feed. Does my algo know something that I dont!

To all of my 06xx comm operators — sincerely, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you. Fuck you, you stupid, illiterate, rock eating, dumbass fucks. An even bigger fuck you to the 0631s and 0671s. You guys pretend like you’re smarter than the 0621s, but in reality you’re even stupider. At least the 0621s embrace their mental retardation. I hate every single one of you, without exception. From Private to Master Guns, I hate you.

Signed, your local 2862.

Born in What Cheer, Iowa to Harry & Elizabeth Barker on October 2, 1917, Harry Bernard Barker had two brothers and a sister.
He attended Grinnell College and after graduation enlisted in the Marine Corps on May 14, 1941.

Commissioned as an officer in October 1941, Harry first saw action on September 22, 1943 in command of a special 35 man party of Army, Navy, Marines and locals landed by a submarine on Bougaiville. They scouted for landing areas for the 3rd Marine Division.

Harry was later made Commanding Officer of Company L, 3rd Battalion, 9th Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division.
On July 21, 1944, he was Killed in Action leading his Marines after landing at Blue Beach on Guam.

Posthumously awarded the Navy Cross, his citation mentions;

“The President takes pride in presenting the Navy Cross (Posthumously) to Captain Harry B Barker USMCR, for extraordinary heroism as Commanding Officer of Company L, Third Battalion, Ninth Marines, THIRD Marine Division, in action against enemy Japanese forces on the Asan-Adelup Beachhead, Guam, Marianas Islands, on 21 July 1944. Landing on the heavily fortified, fire-swept beachhead with the forward elements on D-Day, Captain Barker immediately moved inland to reconnoiter the area then, returning to his troops, promptly led them to the best vantage point for supporting the forward assault units. Critically wounded in the right arm by a Japanese sniper's bullet, he steadfastly refused first aid until the situation had been stabilized. Then, after having his wound dressed, he subsequently returned to his troops and personally led them in a vigorous, intensive assault against a hill vital to the advance of our forces despite withering enemy fire which swept the area. Although he was mortally wounded during the fierce action, Captain Barker, by his valiant and aggressive leadership had contributed to the success of our sustained drive toward the recapture of this important enemy stronghold, and his unwavering devotion to duty in the face of grave peril reflects the highest credit upon the United States Naval Service. He gallantly gave his life for his country.”

His remains were returned to the USA in 1950 and Captain Harry Barker was buried at Saint Josephs Cemetery in What Cheer, Iowa.

Older brother Edward Russell Barker Sr also served in the Marine Corps during WW2, he passed away at the age of 59 in 1975.

My friend recently decided to get a hand tattoo because he no longer wanted to serve, he was about 7 months in, what type of discharge is he looking at? He mentioned something about, General discharge under honorable conditions, is this true? Also we are still in MOS School but been graduated just awaiting on the next flight overseas.

a little NJP never killed anybody 🤷🏼‍♂️ Proud to say as a PFC i am now a CMT. Next goal pick back lance then get Cpl in next year and a half max.

I’ve been hearing that they just recently changed A&S from 8 weeks down to 4-5 weeks? Can anyone confirm if it’s true or not? I know you’ll say just talk to a recruiter but then as soon as I call one of them they’ll non stop call/text and ask if i’m interested and it’s just a lot easier to get an answer on here.

Second question, does anyone have ANYTHING else? Maybe suggested books to read, different exercises/skills to practice (not physical) like public speaking, etc.

I’ve looked through all the advice given on Reddit and this is what I’ve gathered thus far in a nutshell:
-be in incredible shape (as close to max PFT/CFT)
-be a good dude/good teammate
-don’t give up
-get good at rucking and swimming
-continue being a good dude
-also don’t give up

How do I use this internally only?

2 legit 2 quit .

Anywho found this while searching for some crap.

Looking for some help and ideas for a research project on how to tell you part of the Marine Corps story to your kids. What questions would you want your kids to ask about your time in the Corps and what answers would you give or stories would you tell? I'll take as many as you want to share.

See I asked my grandpa so many questions about his time in the navy in WWII and the sinking of his escort carrier and the time he spend floating in Leyte Gulf. He even wrote a brief memoir.

So what questions would your kids ask you? What would you want them to ask? How would you answer?

Thanks in advance. Semper Fi!

I swear I be having some of the weirdest dreams of being at boot camp. I don’t think I’ve ever had one about a past deployment, or anything that happened AFTER boot camp. I have no idea what triggers this but it always makes me laugh when I wake up like, “thank god I’m not actually there”. Anyone else experience this?

Setting up, cleaning and squaring these away were a pain in the ass - but fuck it all if we didn’t get some clean channel. Younger Marines, is the corps still using these?

Ratatata

Rah gents, I am a Cpl with 9 years of service, never been NJP, brown belt, a few billets, 1st class pft/cft and always motivated. I was infantry then latmoved to an MOS that is even harder to promote so after 73 months as a lance I got meritorious Cpl (there was no way I was picking up with the score since it was either too high or closed).

Upon promotion I was able to get the 2 year extension waiver and I now been a Cpl for almost 2 years, I brought my jepes from low 500's to almost 700 but due to dealing with things at home it affected my leadership and work performance subconsciously without me knowing until my SSgt talked to me about jepes and why he gave me those remarks, I wasn't upset at him, it just made me realize my situation.

I EAS May 2027, I may be nonrec until January 2027 due to my performance. If I become a Sgt as soon as the nonrec ends I will put in a reenlistment and latmove package, if I can't then I will do a 2 year extension waiver, if I do not promote I want to put an MSG package or any SDA.

I will still talk to a recruiter from another branch as last resort but I am scared for my career. My body is more broken than most NCOs or junior Marines but I still push myself more than they would, I volunteer, I do what I can to help the company and stay away from trouble, I even got recognized in front of the whole base for volunteering. My MOS is going away so scores have been closed or high (it was 801 on June). I ran a 249 CFT last year 1 day after getting off light duty, last week I ran a 295 but I will train to get 300 to get the extra points. I just want to promote and stay in to do 20 years, retire and live peacefully. I don't know how good my disability will be since I continue to push myself even though my body is breaking apart and I don't wanna seem week and give the Marine Corps a reason to kick me out. I really choose the wrong MOS to latmove to, meanwhile there's Sgts whose MOS score was too low and they promoted fast even with a 3rd class pft/cft.

My last 1st Sgt would've told me where I could improve and get on the board, my current 1st Sgt told me that I better start contacting a prior service recruiter.

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Excellent reading when you’re in your rack.