r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Ripcord2 • 9h ago
I went to Disneyland but I don't remember it. I think somebody slipped me a Mickey at the snack bar.
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r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Marktesla_76 • 3h ago
Walked into an army recruitment center
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Recruited three of them
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Riddle-Maker • 9h ago
Whenever there's an issue at the sewage treatment plant, management is pretty fair to everyone.
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They really believe in doo process
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Marktesla_76 • 54m ago
A producer confused as to why the show he produced about his mathematician friend is flopping;
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"I don't understand it, he's always doing numbers!"
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/JessamineGeorge • 1h ago
Onwards and upwards.
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After a good while of trying i got my 1st comment from posting.
Thank you,'Autodata:Repair Smarter'.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Marktesla_76 • 9h ago
What's it called when someone throws diaries to your head from above?
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Shower thoughts