r/Sysadminhumor • u/ylandrum • 1d ago
r/Sysadminhumor • u/FareonMoist • 5d ago
If you feed me garbage don't expect a thank you, expect resistance...
r/Sysadminhumor • u/mystiquebsd • 7d ago
Have you touched your V.35 today?
Cleaning up a bunch of old equipment today..
I see you too 3620
.. remember when all this was critical
r/Sysadminhumor • u/Fearless-Stress7240 • 9d ago
CBOM becoming a corpo standard?
Am wondering if orgs require a separate CBOM or if they're fine using existing SBOM. SBOM explains which components are within the software, but it fails to give any detail about the TLS versions or certificates that were used. Not mentioning the presence of HSM dependencies, mTLS and other concepts.
In any real org the whole process of using cryptography is scattered through different entities and is cloud-based, in CI/CD environments, libraries, etc.
For the ones who have to work with mess. Is CBOM going to be useful from the operational point of view or will it merely turn into something expected by the auditors?
r/Sysadminhumor • u/FareonMoist • 9d ago
IT companies: Let's sprint ALL the time and never get anywhere! XD
r/Sysadminhumor • u/krisdb2009 • 9d ago
M$ now downloads models straight to your disk!!!!
r/Sysadminhumor • u/FareonMoist • 11d ago
If only it had ended at useless autocorrect...
r/Sysadminhumor • u/ProgrammingMamba189 • 13d ago
On-call Engineer 2026
What's your worst on call experience?
r/Sysadminhumor • u/Zakariamohamud • 13d ago
Which environment do you spend most of your time in? Let’s talk shop in the comments! 👇
r/Sysadminhumor • u/Abject_Sheepherder37 • 13d ago
Best support request I've seen in ages!
r/Sysadminhumor • u/BillNy-ComplianceGuy • 13d ago
How I discovered over 100 plaintext API keys and was offered a $3,214 settlement with gag clauses violating SEC Rule 21F-17(a) by a former employer.
r/Sysadminhumor • u/Spitfire1900 • 16d ago
The holy grail has been discovered, fiber optic air
r/Sysadminhumor • u/vir_db • 16d ago
Anti Sematic Versioning
AntiSemVer (ASV)
A deliberately anti-semantic versioning system that communicates deployment risk instead of code changes.
AntiSemVer (ASV) is an experimental versioning specification that intentionally breaks most of the conventions established by Semantic Versioning while remaining practical and internally consistent.
r/Sysadminhumor • u/Love_Escape5240 • 22d ago
Security found your prompt history before you did.
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r/Sysadminhumor • u/Loading_Humor • 23d ago
The copy-paste that keeps security teams awake.
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r/Sysadminhumor • u/Loading_Humor • 27d ago
The Cloud Bill
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