r/Sysadminhumor 1d ago

How to tell if your sysadmin is also a music nerd

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23 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 2d ago

IT support

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472 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 5d ago

If you feed me garbage don't expect a thank you, expect resistance...

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264 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 7d ago

Goat Farmer*

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333 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 7d ago

Have you touched your V.35 today?

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Cleaning up a bunch of old equipment today..

I see you too 3620

.. remember when all this was critical


r/Sysadminhumor 9d ago

IT companies: Let's sprint ALL the time and never get anywhere! XD

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137 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 9d ago

M$ now downloads models straight to your disk!!!!

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178 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 10d ago

I’ve hungered for your cursor…

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550 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 9d ago

CBOM becoming a corpo standard?

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Am wondering if orgs require a separate CBOM or if they're fine using existing SBOM. SBOM explains which components are within the software, but it fails to give any detail about the TLS versions or certificates that were used. Not mentioning the presence of HSM dependencies, mTLS and other concepts. 

In any real org the whole process of using cryptography is scattered through different entities and is cloud-based, in CI/CD environments, libraries, etc. 

For the ones who have to work with mess. Is CBOM going to be useful from the operational point of view or will it merely turn into something expected by the auditors?


r/Sysadminhumor 11d ago

If only it had ended at useless autocorrect...

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276 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 13d ago

On-call Engineer 2026

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What's your worst on call experience?


r/Sysadminhumor 13d ago

Best support request I've seen in ages!

125 Upvotes

I had to share this support request that just landed in our queue. Made my day! 🤣🤣🤣


r/Sysadminhumor 13d ago

How I discovered over 100 plaintext API keys and was offered a $3,214 settlement with gag clauses violating SEC Rule 21F-17(a) by a former employer.

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r/Sysadminhumor 14d ago

Just to prevent Layer 8 issues

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183 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 13d ago

Which environment do you spend most of your time in? Let’s talk shop in the comments! 👇

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r/Sysadminhumor 15d ago

XP

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1.5k Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 15d ago

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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801 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 16d ago

You fix printers.

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803 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 16d ago

The holy grail has been discovered, fiber optic air

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13 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 16d ago

Anti Sematic Versioning

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AntiSemVer (ASV)

A deliberately anti-semantic versioning system that communicates deployment risk instead of code changes.

AntiSemVer (ASV) is an experimental versioning specification that intentionally breaks most of the conventions established by Semantic Versioning while remaining practical and internally consistent.


r/Sysadminhumor 22d ago

Security found your prompt history before you did.

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69 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 23d ago

The copy-paste that keeps security teams awake.

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217 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 25d ago

Did that happen to any of you ?

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r/Sysadminhumor 27d ago

The Cloud Bill

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305 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 28d ago

Actually happened to me yesterday.

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371 Upvotes