r/SipsTea • u/Murky_Breath_4896 • 4h ago

Chugging tea Not wrong!

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u/MarzipanLast6502 4h ago

He will suddenly pass away on Aug 4th right after the deadline

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u/N8CCRG 2h ago

And there will be a huge social bullying movement to only say kind things about him. And people will be fired if they say anything honest about him. And then people will celebrate that people were fired.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 2h ago

May as well get it out of our systems now then.

Mitch McConnell is, and always has been, a giant POS. He's done far more to hurt the people of this country than he ever did to help them.

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u/smurf2applestall 2h ago

Worlds easiest way to make 100-200k speedrun. Pls fire me daddy

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u/IslamicCheetah 6m ago

I always wonder what happened to the people that got fired for making Kirk jokes online

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u/Piper_excelsum 58m ago

And politicizing his death by asking "are we sure he didn't die earlier?" will be counted as bullying.

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u/PalladiuM7 14m ago

And then those people will sue over it and likely win, based on what happened after Kirk.

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u/StrigiStockBacking 9m ago

I think the fake death certificate has already been made and they're just sitting on it