r/Shittyaskflying • u/smart_bear6 • 9h ago

Help. I gotta pee out my butthole.

582 Upvotes

30 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/peseoane • 16h ago

Pylote school doesn't teach those day to execute a COMBAT LANDING? Are they stoopyd

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349 Upvotes

73 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Cesalv • 11h ago

My helo is addicted to seafood, even with pylotes on board

136 Upvotes

11 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/stupid_page • 6h ago

Is it legal?

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24 Upvotes

italy, public lake, not made for landings

29 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Informal_Ad_9610 • 11h ago

Kommander doesn't like my based bird

55 Upvotes

Is he ghey?

5 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Even_Kiwi_1166 • 18m ago

What Crab ?

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/HiTork • 8h ago

Are the MQ-1 Predator's missiles effective against Predators?

14 Upvotes

5 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/2xButtaN1xJam • 1h ago

Guys, I have 10,000hrs and work for a Legacy. Will someone shove me down the jet bridge stairs so I can get an OJI and collect LOM payments and help this fella out…

• Upvotes

Seriously, like the title says… I’d rather slam my dick in forward entry door than have to listen to another mouth breather or deal with ZDV Center’s fucking bullshit. Help me get this guys a job. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.

2 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Sobia_enjoyer • 7h ago

Why don't aircraft manufacturers make planes you can fly from the right side for British Captains?

11 Upvotes

Are they anglophobic?

4 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Careless_Fortune7801 • 1d ago

A herd of thirsty planes take turns drinking from their watering hole.

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1.5k Upvotes

A beautifully choreographed dance by these majestic beasts.

62 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Legitimate_Field_157 • 1d ago

Guys, I finally got my multi-engine rating. How many co-pilot do I need?

344 Upvotes

18 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/NovelInterview7026 • 23h ago

Am I feeding my playne too much? Does he need diet??

67 Upvotes

He has a bit of chonk but it's ok, right?

20 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/peseoane • 1d ago

Peak pylote humility

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105 Upvotes

18 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/slatsandflaps • 21h ago

Will my career as a phone sex operator make me a better air traffic controller?

34 Upvotes

I'm currently working as a phone sex operator but I'm considering switching careers to be an air traffic controller. Will my years of experience working sexually frustrated pilots help me on the radio?

11 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/HiTork • 1d ago

What is Putin thinking here?

90 Upvotes

65 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/BigSpice15 • 1d ago

What the hell is this thing?

197 Upvotes

216 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/waidoo2 • 1d ago

Why dont larger flying crafts have STOL legs for easier takeoff and land? less runway space. pic related.

141 Upvotes

28 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Fedexpilot • 1d ago

Why is the Robinson tied to the roof?

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27 Upvotes

24 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/tacocarteleventeen • 21h ago

Has anyone seen my aeroplayne?

13 Upvotes

2 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Squirrelherder_24-7 • 23h ago

I have a snake….should I call my exterminator?

20 Upvotes

7 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Legitimate_Field_157 • 1d ago

I found a damaged 777 abandoned in the road. How much speed tape do I need to go flying?

91 Upvotes

11 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Torvaldicus_Unknown • 1d ago

Does this FBO have Jet-A?!

16 Upvotes

Asking for a friend

10 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/5and1000 • 1d ago

AAL had a shitty flight.

11 Upvotes

3 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/ClientPowerful • 1d ago

How do I flying?

50 Upvotes

Help

32 comments

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