r/Shittyaskflying 1h ago

Guys, I have 10,000hrs and work for a Legacy. Will someone shove me down the jet bridge stairs so I can get an OJI and collect LOM payments and help this fella out…

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Seriously, like the title says… I’d rather slam my dick in forward entry door than have to listen to another mouth breather or deal with ZDV Center’s fucking bullshit. Help me get this guys a job. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.


r/Shittyaskflying 5h ago

Is it legal?

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25 Upvotes

italy, public lake, not made for landings


r/Shittyaskflying 7h ago

Why don't aircraft manufacturers make planes you can fly from the right side for British Captains?

10 Upvotes

Are they anglophobic?


r/Shittyaskflying 7h ago

Are the MQ-1 Predator's missiles effective against Predators?

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14 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 8h ago

Help. I gotta pee out my butthole.

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577 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 11h ago

Kommander doesn't like my based bird

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53 Upvotes

Is he ghey?


r/Shittyaskflying 11h ago

My helo is addicted to seafood, even with pylotes on board

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134 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 16h ago

Pylote school doesn't teach those day to execute a COMBAT LANDING? Are they stoopyd

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349 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 21h ago

Will my career as a phone sex operator make me a better air traffic controller?

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I'm currently working as a phone sex operator but I'm considering switching careers to be an air traffic controller. Will my years of experience working sexually frustrated pilots help me on the radio?


r/Shittyaskflying 21h ago

Has anyone seen my aeroplayne?

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r/Shittyaskflying 22h ago

Am I feeding my playne too much? Does he need diet??

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65 Upvotes

He has a bit of chonk but it's ok, right?


r/Shittyaskflying 23h ago

I have a snake….should I call my exterminator?

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18 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Why is the Robinson tied to the roof?

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r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Does this FBO have Jet-A?!

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14 Upvotes

Asking for a friend


r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

AAL had a shitty flight.

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12 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

What is Putin thinking here?

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r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Peak pylote humility

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107 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Guys, I finally got my multi-engine rating. How many co-pilot do I need?

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337 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Is this for Jousting w/Jets that Tom Wolf talks about in book “Rite Rudder Stuff”

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r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Why dont larger flying crafts have STOL legs for easier takeoff and land? less runway space. pic related.

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141 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

What the hell is this thing?

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192 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

A herd of thirsty planes take turns drinking from their watering hole.

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A beautifully choreographed dance by these majestic beasts.


r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

I found a damaged 777 abandoned in the road. How much speed tape do I need to go flying?

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97 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

How do I flying?

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50 Upvotes

Help


r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Why does this always happen to my playne after Chipotle???

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117 Upvotes