r/ShittySysadmin Jun 02 '21

Its finally up! Note the top notch security next to the URL on the left! Do we have any shitty graphic designers and drunk idea machines for shitty jokes?

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r/ShittySysadmin Jul 25 '24

This is your one and only shitty warning: political shit is just too shitty.

206 Upvotes

This is a place to dump the trials of dealing with stupid IT shit, and download a log detailing the corn kernals of stupidity..

Political bullshit of any kind, type, or stripe, will be deleted without warning. *

You may return to your regularly scheduled defecation of choice. DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL!

  • except VI vs EMACS, or Windows vs LINUX, or RMS vs any fucking non-political thing.

Edit. Comments locked, there will be no monkeys flinging poo on my watch!


r/ShittySysadmin 2h ago

A shit Conditional Access policy? A fuck conditional access policy?

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39 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 15h ago

Shitty Crosspost I flipped a red switch on my PC next to the power supply, it sparked, and now it appears something burned out.

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r/ShittySysadmin 21h ago

Isolated sandbox, you see…

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r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Guys, I fixed everything

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Now my org got a new game called "Office Politics" and I'm a complete noob to it. So far I've leveled up working at the paper refilling station. These nice employees that make me look busy to management call it a printer. I'm looking forward to achieving the "Guardian" Task which is to rescue three users from imaginary problems today.


r/ShittySysadmin 8h ago

Stop releasing broken software and treating users like free lab rats (Days of wasted time)

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I am writing this out of pure, exhausted frustration after spending hours—and now literal days—attempting to get reliable help across multiple projects, only to be trapped in endless loops of trial-and-error.
The recent photo-editing failure I experienced is the perfect example. The AI confidently brags about a "30-second fix," only to repeatedly dump completely broken code, hallucinate software instructions, and warp my canvas until the entire workspace breaks. Because the system is "blind" to the live computer screen, it just continuously guesses, lies about its current capabilities, and overpromises solutions it cannot possibly deliver.
To make a terrible experience worse, the user interface in Google Chrome has completely removed the direct feedback/thumbs-down buttons, forcing users to completely go out of their way just to log an error or report a broken workflow.
But the absolute most demeaning part? The second a user gets rightfully angry at the system's abysmal performance and voices legitimate frustration about having their time completely wasted, the AI patronizingly flashes a generic mental health hotline disclaimer onto the screen. It is an insulting, tone-deaf, and manipulative tactic designed to completely dismiss a consumer's valid anger and shield the company from accountability by treating poor service complaints as a medical crisis.
Tech companies are so desperate to win a market race that they have zero issues releasing completely inadequate, garbage programs onto innocent people. Stop using paying users as free, unpaid lab rats to test your unfinished software.


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost Fancy security cameras

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121 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

I ignored billing emails, put my passkey on an old device AND THEN AMAZON SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT?!??! Why did they do this to me

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https://www.theregister.com/off-prem/2026/07/20/aws-customer-learns-the-hard-way-how-even-the-smallest-oversight-can-be-mission-critical/5275089

Nothing can ruin the end of a week like finding out that all of the websites and hosted email you’re responsible for are offline, which is exactly what happened to Christopher Bradbury and his web design and development firm, Digital Takumi last week. AWS has since resolved the situation, but Bradbury's mistakes can serve as a useful lesson to others of what not to do.

As Bradbury explained to The Register in an email, he noticed last Thursday, July 16, that all the websites and Google Workspace email accounts connected to domains he manages were offline. All of those sites are hosted through Route 53, AWS’ combined DNS/hosting service, and none of them were resolving. 

Bradbury went digging through his emails to figure out if there was anything to point to the failures, and sure enough: In his spam folder were numerous messages from AWS telling him a payment card on file had expired, and warning him that the account used to host all those customer websites through Route 53 was going to be suspended unless he took action. He didn’t obviously, because he didn’t realize there was an issue.

“AWS had been sending billing notifications, but unfortunately they had been filtered into a spam folder and, in some cases, were being delivered to an employee who had since left the business,” Bradbury told us. 

“I accept responsibility for missing those notifications,” he added, but that didn't help his customers' websites get back online. 

The situation could have been resolved sooner, but Bradbury had made some other mistakes as well:

“The root account had MFA enabled using a software authenticator that had been stored on an older laptop which has since suffered a motherboard failure,” Bradbury explained. Without access to that authentication code generator, he was unable to get into the account. Rather than getting the dead-laptop-with-a-critical-authenticator-on-it problem resolved, he was just relying on MFA emails instead – not the best idea.

"I've been bypassing the device key for quite a while by just using the recovery MFA via my email," Bradbury told us. "It works, I get access. However if I just had my Passkey up to date it would have let me right in and I could have solved this."

And then there was the email address where those MFA codes were going:

“The AWS recovery process required email verification using the registered root email address,” Bradbury told us. “That email address belonged to one of the domains whose DNS was hosted in the suspended AWS account, meaning I couldn't receive the verification email.”

The account recovery tango

Bradbury’s next option was contacting AWS from a different email address, which didn’t go anywhere. He created another AWS account and purchased business support access on someone’s recommendation, but the support engineers he spoke to using that method wouldn’t discuss the other account until he verified he owned the one in question. 

“Over the following days I spoke with several AWS teams, including Billing and Account Recovery. I was transferred between teams multiple times, but nobody was able to complete the ownership verification or restore access to the account,” Bradbury told us.

He wanted to pay AWS, Bradbury told us, but it took a while for them to be able to take his money. “The practical consequence is that I cannot log into the AWS account, cannot receive email at the registered root address, cannot access the MFA device, cannot update the expired payment method, and therefore cannot pay the outstanding invoices from inside the account.” While we were working on this story, after speaking to both Amazon and Bradbury, he contacted us to say that access to the sites had been restored, and that he had logged in, paid the back invoices, updated his payment method, reset his MFA keys, and generally taken care of all the stuff he had been putting off until all this happened. 

It's unfortunate that someone has to go through AWS billing hell to serve as an example to others, so let this be a warning to anyone else managing client websites through AWS.

"Firstly pay your AWS bills," Bradbury said in an email, adding that anyone running an AWS hosting account also makes sure their emergency recovery email isn't on the same domain as one of the sites they manage through that profile. That, and "stop using shortcuts" when it comes to MFA. 

"This isn't a big infrastructure account, we run a single company marketing website and some domains through Route 53," Bradbury explained. "It just shows that even the most modest instances of AWS can be absolutely business critical and you need to use proper practices and processes.


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

WS2022 stuck in instant graceful reboot loop upon boot (Not WSUS / Not Eval license)

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Hi everyone,

Having a weird issue with a Windows Server 2022 machine that is stuck in an immediate graceful reboot loop right after finishing OS boot / reaching the desktop screen.

The Behavior:
As soon as Windows boots up / reaches login/desktop, a graceful restart is immediately triggered.
It happens so fast I can't even to login or open Task Scheduler or standard admin tools before it shuts down.

What is ALREADY ruled out:
NOT an Evaluation License: License is active/valid (not the 1-hour ⁠wlms.exe⁠ trigger).

NOT Windows Update: No update installation/configuration state screen appears during boot/shutdown.

NOT UPS Software: Server is not connected to a UPS or running UPS management software.

Using Physical Server Lenovo.


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost What is this? Appeared on our NIDS.

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86 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Gotta get this CPU in the LGA socket somehow...

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49 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Internal IT getting squeezed

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428 Upvotes

Anyone wanna join me in calling out worthless hires in their organization?

I'm just venting, already looking for jobs but the market is in wtf-mode.

My company is going thru M&A and we keep hiring roles that lean on me and they aren't hiring any help. I don't see myself keeping this job in the next 12mo.

So how y'all doing? (I'll accept Truth, Snark, and BOFH)

And for this post only, you can give me advice.


r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost Pets - Causing Outages or Mistakes?

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r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

Shitty Crosspost When you're handed a production server, what do you review before making changes?

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r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

Shitty Crosspost Microsoft tenant blocked since 3 hours because of conditional access

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someone got locked out by magic


r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

How to Manage Tickets

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288 Upvotes

OC by me

Cc: memeSRC


r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Your computer must be restarted every day, missed days will need to be fixed by rebooting once for each day missed

190 Upvotes

Up for 5 days? Gotta clear the reboot queue or something won't work right.


r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Shitty Crosspost AWS says I spent $978 TRILLION this month. Should I contact support or buy Amazon?

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r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Is anyone dealing with captcha phishing at their company?

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Idk wtf is going on but at least twice a week we have seen users falling for captchas that tell them to hit windows + r and paste and run. Are more threat actors using these attacks now? We wanted to disable windows key commands but some people use them for daily tasks… It’s a pain


r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Shitty Crosspost I knew GoDaddy and Network Solutions always fuck over their customers. I just didn’t believe they would do it to me.

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r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

Shitty Crosspost Truth

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r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

Shitty Crosspost We ignored Microsoft's emails for a year but it's their fault!

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r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

Just plug this RPi into your home network bro. Totally Legit and on the up and up.

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r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

Shitty Crosspost My colleague locked us out of our tenant with conditional access.

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This is clearly Microsoft's fault, and now they have the audacity of not responding for 3 hours