r/ShitAmericansSay • u/xtheresia • 1h ago

Education "explains why I was insanely smart in elementary (taught myself multiplication and division in like 3rd or 4th grade)"

• Upvotes

64 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/kent360 • 1h ago

Air Conditioning France takes it as a badge of honor to sweat it out

• Upvotes

81 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/kRaZYy_Kiwi • 1h ago

Food "Fish and chips mushy peas bean"

• Upvotes

48 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Exact_Team_Galaxy • 19h ago

"British? Scotland, Wales, or N. Ireland, you're tolerable. English? Nah, GTFOH with that redcoat bullshit"

1.2k Upvotes

253 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/tedowrc • 1d ago

"This is what they think an AC is in Italy. Please adapt to technology, Europe. This feels so third world."

13.7k Upvotes

2.1k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Imaginary-Ad-398 • 20h ago

“America gives the world everything”

1.1k Upvotes

99 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Artchick_13 • 17h ago

Canada “Americans are friendly with almost all countries, just look how the parties at FIFA worked out. Canadians at this point stoked by elbow up politicians seem to be the ones with a superiority complex and bad attitude.”

591 Upvotes

353 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Heenock • 18h ago

Canada "Why are their firefighting planes in France?"

545 Upvotes

215 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/OtherwiseAbout • 17h ago

Spain and Portugal are just like Las Vegas

277 Upvotes

American claims that Portugal and Spain are just like Las Vegas because people have late habits like eating late and going out late.
Doubles down saying that 40% Las Vegas can « also speak Spanish » (and where did Portugal go now?), including him DESPITE being white. As if the skin color was a factor in language.

120 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ok-Today-292 • 23h ago

Tipping "americans are on average richer and make more money then europeans"

944 Upvotes

380 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Wooden_Internet8522 • 21h ago

"cuz eu ist broke village"

462 Upvotes

under a post stating that smartphones will—or are supposed to—have replaceable batteries by 2027

111 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Purple_Orchid09 • 19h ago

"Soccer is a sport foe effeminate man, women and poor countries"...

301 Upvotes

124 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/_RoBy_90 • 1d ago

Military Oh my gosh it's the United States

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1.9k Upvotes

544 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Nthepro • 1d ago

here in 'murica we sweat our balls off like REAL MEN "That's 42 british units btw"

1.1k Upvotes

171 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Nthepro • 1d ago

fahrenheit is the bestenheit “‘It's 40 degrees outside’compared to 100 degrees it's obvious which one is better”

3.9k Upvotes

154 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Exact_Team_Galaxy • 1d ago

Exceptionalism "Quentin understands what I'm trying to argue, American films have been on the decline ever since British actors and other foreigners have been brought in as the leads in those films, and that it also corresponds to a dropping of the box office that was for some"

402 Upvotes

275 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Mr-Gun • 1d ago

Food "That shit they sell in italy isnt pizza"

527 Upvotes

On a video about well food

145 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Dupendous • 1d ago

FIFA World Cup '26 Are the leftists foaming at the mouth?

7.2k Upvotes

645 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Comfortable_Crow5117 • 1d ago

Europe "and Europoor is now second world. BONUS the EU is the new USSR so it's truly fitting."

341 Upvotes

235 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/MC-Watermelon • 19h ago

«America was also by far the best place in the world to live at this point »

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44 Upvotes

31 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Strict-Jeweler-2281 • 1d ago

"This is a radical group..."

1.1k Upvotes

God forbid the poor don't love capitalism

372 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/MidnightTaxiRide • 1d ago

Air Conditioning Ranch. Gallons of ranch

1.3k Upvotes

508 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Hydrangeia • 1d ago

Banned Subject Genocide of indigenous peoples in USA was a bit rougher than the conflicts of Europe

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428 Upvotes

Even their tragedies have to be BIGGER and MEANER.

81 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/WattleWaddler2 • 1d ago

we don't even know what a province is. We just know our shittiest states make wayyyy more money than all of them combined.

172 Upvotes

Random economic stats for the win! It's the only way they can comfort themselves.

59 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Brilliant-Nerve12 • 2d ago

Transportation Driving through 4 European countries is the same as driving to work

2.0k Upvotes

365 comments

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