r/ShitEuropeansSay Feb 21 '25

Welcome to ShitEuropeansSay

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 3h ago

Some British are really really strange… 😂 (18°C = 64°F and 40°C = 104°F)

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12 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 3d ago

SED: Shit Europeans Do „They constantly lecture others about things they’re seeing for the first time.“

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68 Upvotes

I‘m European and find the criticism actually unfair, because they’re being very hypocritical and not taking personality into consideration and just generalise. This isn’t an American thing, this is a human trait.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 6d ago

“you kill and abuse your own kids like no other nation on earth”

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85 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 9d ago

“The USA has a long history of gaslighting/brainwashing”

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7 Upvotes

??? I can’t even say anything.

Context: American YouTuber makes a comment that the Super Bowl seems like the biggest event in the world based on the way we treat it / how important it is for Americans every year (jokingly)


r/ShitEuropeansSay 10d ago

It's so odd. The only person who has truly explained it to me is a friend who is from Missouri but lives in the UK now . . .

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39 Upvotes

Overly dramatic comment on r/ShitAmericansSay about Americans supporting Norway in the World Cup. LMAO!


r/ShitEuropeansSay 11d ago

german btw 😬

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96 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 11d ago

“They are the center of anti european racism)

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r/ShitEuropeansSay 11d ago

“ewww americans rooting for us?”

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87 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 12d ago

“no one gives a fuck about the Olympics besides track and field and swimming and shit.”

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73 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 13d ago

“why are you not doing massive demonstrations/riots”🇫🇷

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64 Upvotes

Disclaimer; let’s not turn this into political infighting. I’m just posting this here because apparently the LA and twin city “riots” and the murder of Renee Good and others is not “good enough” for these euroidiots


r/ShitEuropeansSay 12d ago

This was a response to a poster who said they didn’t find women’s soccer to be very entertaining.

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The comments devolved from there. The person was called a misogynist, even though they stated they didn’t find NFL, MLB, and cricket entertaining either. They were then harassed for calling it “soccer” instead of football.

Why are Europeans so upset when someone calls it soccer? It’s like you’ve kicked a baby or something.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 15d ago

“Do Americans actually go out for coffee?”

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70 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 14d ago

“go watch regarded wife beaters clash at each other with helmets on to make each other even more regarded”

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32 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 15d ago

Thank you, Belgium. I'm not even from Belgium but you literally saved football.

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83 Upvotes

"The entire world was rooting for your team, manifesting every single goal, and watching this like it was way more than just a normal game, like a battle for the integrity of the sport itself."


r/ShitEuropeansSay 14d ago

“do you guys typically have coffee machines?” and “are dishwashers common in america?”🇨🇭

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0 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 17d ago

European infighting. Also, "Americans simply can't tell the difference between all the 'non white' people"

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39 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 20d ago

(Americans) think Italian and Spanish people are POC…

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41 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 20d ago

🇩🇪 Germany “Free them from the woke”

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25 Upvotes

Comment is written like their entire understanding comes from conservative media.


r/ShitEuropeansSay 20d ago

Comment from a Brit

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36 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 21d ago

🇵🇹 Portugal "The real and original Portuguese is in Portugal"

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120 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 22d ago

🇬🇧 United Kingdom “We have Garlic Aioli in Europe, give it a go 👌”

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91 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 26d ago

Finnish person crashing out that an American responded to another American on an r/AsktheWorld post about free speech with reference to the first amendment

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50 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 26d ago

“That’s because they microwave their water 😂”

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78 Upvotes

r/ShitEuropeansSay 26d ago

“North American is an imperialist country” 🇵🇹

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44 Upvotes