r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/Scr00geMcCuck • 20h ago

Prompt Steinbrenner wants George to find a hip young band to create a new Yankees theme song. Jerry’s gf only listens to noise music. Elaine’s boyfriend is a 34 year old pop-punk bassist who is 10+ years older than his bandmates. Kramer becomes a member of Ween.

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r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/KingMobScene • 19h ago

George dating a youthful looking woman. She looks ten or more years younger than him. Everyone is giving them side eyes and making comments about the dirty old man dating the young girl. George is both offended and complimented by the assumption he's with a younger woman.

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Elaine and Mr. Pitt go to see The Odyssey in the theater. He "forgets" his wallet and has Elaine pay. He is offended when she wants to be charged for one adult and one senior.
Jerry and Kramer go to visit Morty and Helen. Kramer thinks he's going to be booed and hated when he visits because of his term as Condo board president. But no one seems to remember him "Well Kramer...there's a lot of turnover around here. There were three funerals just last week."

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r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/IlliterateFelicia • 13h ago

Kramer goes back to an old school phone and won’t leave the house. George puts they/them in his email signature so he can use the women’s bathroom. Elaine’s new bf is obsessed with “getting his steps in”

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