We decided to give this place a shot around 11 on Sunday and I’m really struggling to understand the hype.
First off, you can’t read the menu that’s displayed on the TVs behind the counter. The slides switch too fast and the font is too small. Whatever, NBD, I’ll let that one go.
Secondly, there’s no where to sit. Counter argument, it’s a deli, it’s supposed to be to-go. Even when it’s a thousand degrees outside you aren’t supposed to sit in the restaurant and eat your giant sandwich. Ok fine, again small potatoes.
Here’s where it really started to rub me the wrong way. No options for kids. We ended up getting a $20 cheeseburger for the kids to split that didn’t include fries. The burger was nothing special. The fries were cold and unsalted.
The adults got 2 of the signature sandwiches.
One was The Straw chicken sandwich which had a whole, burnt, tough chicken breast on each half. There was the tiniest little droplet of sauce on it. I mean a laughable amount. The bread must have been day old because (and I’m not exaggerating here) you couldn’t bite through it because of how stale it was. We had to throw the bread away when we got home and put the contents of the sandwich into a wrap to make it edible.
We also got the DiMaggio and the bread was hard enough that we could’ve chipped a tooth on it. The contents on the sandwich were palatable, but at that point I was too pissed off about the fossilized bread on the sandwich to enjoy it. I think I’m going to need a skin graft on the roof of my mouth.
We both paid extra for a side of fries and again they were uninspired. Cold, unsalted, and probably from the freezer aisle at Aldis.
Three meals totaled like 68 dollars with no drinks and all three were bad.
What do people like about this? Is the premade food good? Are the bagels good? Did we catch them on the worst day of their existence?
Idk but I think maybe we will find another spot for $15 sandwiches.