r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1h ago

of a horse

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• Upvotes

123 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 3h ago

of a Lip Disc.

1.2k Upvotes

242 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IIstroke • 12h ago

of a 4 cylinder engine, 28 liters.

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819 Upvotes

The "Beast of Turin" is the nickname for the legendary 1911 Fiat S76. Built to shatter the land speed record held by the Blitzen Benz, it features a monstrous 28.4-liter, 4-cylinder engine (with an incredible 7 liters per cylinder) that produces 290 horsepower and spits massive flames.

56 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 1d ago

/r/all of a Snickers Cake Bar

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19.9k Upvotes

819 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 14h ago

of Rotary Snow Plow.

808 Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 18h ago

of a corn

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986 Upvotes

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/akashuji • 8h ago

of a Tennis Racket 🎾

92 Upvotes

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 11h ago

of earrings

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168 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RuddyRaccoon • 2h ago

of the biggest jellyfish I’ve ever seen. It’s a lion’s mane jellyfish, spotted in Cape Ann, Massachusetts

22 Upvotes

Not a great picture, I was busy keeping the boat from running into it, but it was about the circumference of a large pizza

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Leading-Papaya-7165 • 1d ago

of a mosquito pile (3 weeks of running the Mosquito Magnet next to 150acres of wetland in MN)

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1.3k Upvotes

227 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mossycityoflakes • 2h ago

of a boardroom table

21 Upvotes

Seats 28 comfortably

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ranagori • 1d ago

of a truck

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3.8k Upvotes

180 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aggravating_Talk9097 • 1h ago

of a moth at the entrance of my office.

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3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jdn2020 • 18h ago

of a Ginger

163 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CaliGrades • 19h ago

of ToxicBlobAir

159 Upvotes

Everyone doing ok?

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Familiar-While9796 • 1d ago

of a gorilla, getting a health check

1.7k Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/tardisismine • 1d ago

of a head

4.7k Upvotes

339 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thelonelyasshole • 2d ago

/r/all of a piping tip

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14.2k Upvotes

124 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MorningSquare5882 • 1d ago

of a balalaika

128 Upvotes

The Bolshoi Ballet at the Albert Memorial in London in 1968.

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1d ago

of a LEGO House.

49 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/psychkitty • 23h ago

of a can of cranberry sauce.

17 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SomewhereRough420 • 1d ago

of an earthworm

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25 Upvotes

Credits to @OrbitScience

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/possible_monke • 1d ago

of a Habanero pepper I found at the grocery store

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47 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Front_8568 • 1d ago

of a nob

240 Upvotes

25 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2d ago

of a Salt Mine.

3.0k Upvotes

58 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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