r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 4h ago

/r/all of a horse

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4.4k Upvotes

291 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 5h ago

of a Lip Disc.

1.8k Upvotes

373 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RelationshipWest9743 • 52m ago

of a chin

• Upvotes

*Stolen from r/oldschoolcool

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/proskolbro • 22m ago

of a war criminal

• Upvotes

46 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IIstroke • 15h ago

of a 4 cylinder engine, 28 liters.

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885 Upvotes

The "Beast of Turin" is the nickname for the legendary 1911 Fiat S76. Built to shatter the land speed record held by the Blitzen Benz, it features a monstrous 28.4-liter, 4-cylinder engine (with an incredible 7 liters per cylinder) that produces 290 horsepower and spits massive flames.

59 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 1d ago

/r/all of a Snickers Cake Bar

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20.5k Upvotes

828 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 17h ago

of Rotary Snow Plow.

877 Upvotes

46 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RuddyRaccoon • 5h ago

of the biggest jellyfish I’ve ever seen. It’s a lion’s mane jellyfish, spotted in Cape Ann, Massachusetts

56 Upvotes

Not a great picture, I was busy keeping the boat from running into it, but it was about the circumference of a large pizza

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SOMOEAGLE • 1h ago

of a mushroom in my backyard.

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 21h ago

of a corn

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1.0k Upvotes

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/akashuji • 10h ago

of a Tennis Racket 🎾

98 Upvotes

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 14h ago

of earrings

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188 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Leading-Papaya-7165 • 1d ago

of a mosquito pile (3 weeks of running the Mosquito Magnet next to 150acres of wetland in MN)

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1.4k Upvotes

231 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aggravating_Talk9097 • 4h ago

of a moth at the entrance of my office.

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19 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mossycityoflakes • 5h ago

of a boardroom table

23 Upvotes

Seats 28 comfortably

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ranagori • 1d ago

of a truck

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3.9k Upvotes

183 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jdn2020 • 21h ago

of a Ginger

173 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CaliGrades • 22h ago

of ToxicBlobAir

162 Upvotes

Everyone doing ok?

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Familiar-While9796 • 1d ago

of a gorilla, getting a health check

1.7k Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/tardisismine • 1d ago

of a head

4.7k Upvotes

339 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thelonelyasshole • 2d ago

/r/all of a piping tip

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14.3k Upvotes

124 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MorningSquare5882 • 1d ago

of a balalaika

135 Upvotes

The Bolshoi Ballet at the Albert Memorial in London in 1968.

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1d ago

of a LEGO House.

48 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/psychkitty • 1d ago

of a can of cranberry sauce.

19 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SomewhereRough420 • 1d ago

of an earthworm

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31 Upvotes

Credits to @OrbitScience

17 comments

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