r/whatisit • u/Doodlemombxtch • 2h ago
New, what is it? What is this in my son’s pretend boat?
I made this cardboard boat with my son a couple weeks ago. When he’s done using it, I put it in a storage space in our basement on a shelf. He used it almost every day for a few weeks then stopped asking for it until this morning. When I took it down this thing is in the corner, initially I thought it was frost/ice but after my husband absolutely rubbed his hand in it to check (he shouldn’t have 💀) we realized it is not ice. It feels rough and dry. We’ve already told our son he gotta throw it out I’m assuming it’s some weird crystallization of something. He’s 3 and wasn’t very happy about throwing it :(. What could it be????
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u/CatherineRhysJohns 2h ago
Looks like he pee'd in the corner there.
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u/Hobby_Flay 2h ago
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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 2h ago
well, he definitely christened that vessel.
Thank goodness he didn’t have time to find the poop deck
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u/Relatio7Plastic 1h ago
Every captain leaves their mark, just usually not quite that literally. 🚢😅
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u/Reggie-Quest 2h ago
The proper term for a toilet on a boat is called The Head
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u/Novamad70 2h ago
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u/biscuitsandburritos 1h ago
Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. 'Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken!‘.
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u/Doodlemombxtch 49m ago
Don’t think so because as someone else mentioned I would’ve definitely seen the wet spot when putting it away after every time he was done playing with it 😭😭 but honestly good guess
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u/Corsten610 2h ago
He’s doing drugs
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u/Designer-Ad-2136 2h ago
Yep, crack dust, id recognize it anytime anywhere. We would all gather in a circle and fight for huffs
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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 2h ago
It's fentanyl
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u/Potential-Draft-3932 2h ago
Yea my child already OD’d like three times from bad dope. Idk what’s happening to this world man
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u/XVUltima 2h ago
Do you have a cat? Looks like a cat pissed there
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u/Doodlemombxtch 2h ago
I don’t have a cat😭 I do have a recently potty trained 3 year old though 🤣
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u/mmwhatchasaiyan 1h ago
I’d like to think that if your son peed in it, you would’ve noticed that you were putting away a wet, urine soaked box? Unless your 3yo son has access to your basement storage, peed in the box, and put it back up…?
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u/Doodlemombxtch 1h ago
You are so right. I would have noticed it was wet for sure before returning it. And no way he would’ve been sitting in it long enough to dry :/ so good point. Son pee is unlikely
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u/mmwhatchasaiyan 1h ago
If I were you, I’d check the basement for critter entry points. I lived in a house next to a large nature preserve, and I was always surprised at what could make its way into my basement. Stray cats will seek out shelter from bad weather, etc and if your basement is accessible enough, it’s a good possibility that’s what happened.
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u/Careless-Hotel-2401 1h ago
It’s gotta be milk! I bet he had a sippy cup that leaked a little or maybe just had some in his mouth and drooled it lol and it could have dried by the time you moved it but milk will crystallize like that and if it’s a small amount probably wouldn’t have a smell
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u/DragonflyOnFire 2h ago
I have a cat that loves to piss in open boxes... we have to keep our boxes closed or this will absolutely happen.
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u/mmwhatchasaiyan 2h ago
Cat piss also crystallizes when left to dry and the spray pattern also on brand with cat piss. Surprised there wasn’t a horrible ammonia type smell to give it away?
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u/PickButtkins 2h ago
Cardboard has a pretty amazing ability to soak up cat piss. I use a layer of shredded cardboard under the litter in our cat's box of shame (litter box) to hide the stank.
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u/Tight-Platypus5231 2h ago
It appears a diluted liquid has dripped into the cardboard. Almost looks like a small hard water deposit. There's not a leak in your basement, is there?
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u/cuck__everlasting 2h ago
There's a leak in the basement.
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u/Tight-Platypus5231 2h ago
Leak found in basement.
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u/UnderstandingDue696 2h ago
Basement found in leak
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u/Mindes13 2h ago
Brave cardboard boat sacrifices itself to save family from drowning in leaky basement
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u/ghoulthebraineater 2h ago
Thank God he's 3. I was scared we were witnessing the birth of the box 2.0.
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u/_--Nut--_ 2h ago
I'm sorry, the what?!
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u/ghoulthebraineater 2h ago
The box. It's kind of legendary.
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u/gimmeecoffee420 2h ago
Man..
Every.. Fuckin.. Time, Reddit..
That is a good one. Definitely MLP Cum Jar Category. Not as whimsical as Post-It Note guy, but absolutely in the hall of .. lege- stuff..
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u/NullaCogenta 2h ago
From the speckling pattern, I'd agree with those suggesting mold. Get your son a new, larger box that will make him forget about the old one. And keep an eye on your husband for signs of CBI.
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u/gargoyrl 2h ago
Looks like a liquid with some minerals in it dripped on it for a time and left splatters.
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u/tedwolf183 2h ago
This looks like some kind of rot caused by fungus. If the box has been damp at some point and in a poorly vented space it can result in spores to grow.
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u/cuck__everlasting 2h ago
Check your plumbing for leaks, unless you have nightmarishly hard water this is likely from something waste side. Dripping kitchen drain hopefully.
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u/ASimpleMoroon 2h ago
I thought you were pointing at the thing that looks like an eight ball I was so confused.
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u/chronicreloader37 2h ago
Looks like the box had jugs of chlorine at some point and it leaked. I had a pool growing up and the leaks looked similar to this when we bought cases of chlorine.
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u/LuckyLuckierLuckest 2h ago
Looks like condensation from a pipe in your basement storage tripped into your child's boat.
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u/DaGrimReefer91 2h ago
Looks like salt. If the first comment is right and he pissed there it's time to take him to the ER ASAP to get checked for kidney stones. Otherwise I dunno wtf it could be but I doubt it's actually kidney stones. Speaking from experience here unfortunately... they suck and I've never pissed out pure minerals.
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u/Vintage-Grievance 2h ago
It doesn't have to be kidney stones; cardboard is porous, so when it gets wet, it doesn't take long for mold spores to settle in.
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u/CuriousREALFactsNOW 2h ago
Everybody on reddit should know what this is the start of.
Don’t look up cum box, please. Just don’t.
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u/Tolmic26 2h ago
This is why I’m quitting Reddit, cuz these morons think they are being so funny. But it just shows their mentality and how stupid they are.
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u/AllSeeingRedditor 2h ago
Looks like something dripped on it. You should flush or run water and check the basement for leaks lol
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u/RigatoniMadMax 2h ago
You don't happen to have a Himalayan salt lamp on the shelf above it, do you? In hot/humid weather ive seen them melt and leave similar residue.
But maybe he stopped asking for it bc he peed in it 👀
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u/ParagonChariot 2h ago
I love the CIA level investigation going on over some kid peeing in a cardboard box.
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u/Colorspots 2h ago
It looks a bit like when I had a candle on a table and the wax started dripping on the floor without me noticing it for a while.
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u/Foreign_Stretch_6235 1h ago
It’s super consistent so if he peed , he did so with the steady hand of a surgeon. Could be a drip from above
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u/Affectionate_Will976 23m ago
Something could have dripped in it in storage. The splatter makes me believe it was something that holds a high concentration of minerals. AC? Other simple leak?
I believe that it doesn't really matter what it is. If mom and dad decide the boat is not sea worthy anymore, then so be it.
Come up with a cool story on what happened to the boat (it was in a storm and now there is a hole in it, a boat with a hole is not a very good boat) and how ya'll can make an even better boat this time.
Get crafty, let the kid paint the boat or glue colorful paper on it.
Make an anchor out of cardboard, tie it to the boat with a rope and let him sail to new adventures!
And if you simply lack a big box, I'm sure a trip to the local hardware store is both a fun outing and they surely have some very decent replacements for his boat with a hole in it. ;)
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