Breaking news from BBC: Andy Burnham announces new law coming in force across England November 22nd.

It will now be a sex offense for trans identified biological male individuals to allow themselves to be upskirted and have their photos posted online.

*Cuts to interview with "random" citizen in city centre*

I just think... You know, we have to protect everyone but also keep in mind to do so in a dignifying and respectable way. We have many of our girls and women online in these spaces, we can't risk exposing them to these indecent images. I'm all for equal rights for everyone and I have no problem with trans, but we can't let them keep getting away with breaking the law. The law is clear and sex matters in things like sports, healthcare, workplaces, all other faces of life, and upskirt photos.

It's ok to say NO

*Well it's seems the public have made it clear. But now onto our next opinion from today's special guest. Famous feminism activist JKR*

JKR: Kill them ALL

- Britain erupts in such thunderous applause it achieves fusion -

...coos at you...

Oh you're *so good* at dissociating and repressing your feelings, aren't you! 🥰

...gently scritches your head...

You're such a good boy/girl/person/cat/kitty/dog/puppy/thing/[whatever you are]! Mommy just wants to take care of you! 🥰

...overstimulates you until you can no longer ignore your deeply buried feelings of unease and discomfort in the body you were cursed with...

Now Mommy's gonna help you sort through your difficult and scary feelings, and then Mommy will help you decide what procedures and surgeries you need to feel whole, and then Mommy will help you schedule all your consultations and appointments and deal with all the paperwork, and then Mommy will take care of you while you recover, and then Mommy will love you forever and ever! 🥰

...does all that...

Don't you feel so much better now?! 🥰

She's not NCAA champion in the 500 freestyle or anything. She didn't set any pool records. Those are all transphobic lies. She didn't actually accomplish ANYTHING. I am such a good ally advocating for trannies transwomen.

I mean, why does everyone need a label these days, like "French" or "British"? Can't we all just be people?

And don't get me started on those immigrants who think they can change nationality. There are swarths of people who think they can just copy British stereotypes like drinking tea and 'living in the UK' and that's somehow enough to make them British.

It doesn't matter how many "citizenship ceremonies" you go through or what some pieces of paper say, if you weren't born in Britain, you will never be British.

I'm a cis man who's probably bisexual with a huge preference for woman.

I am openly transphobic, bully trans people, and wish them harm!

I think we should put them in psych wards because they're crazy but I don't really think that since I don't actually want it implemented. Puberty blockers and HRT should be illegal for children as well, since they clearly are just attention seeking.

Oh I also only support gender affirming care for cis people, because they're not LARPing (yes, LARPing) as crazy people! I also support it for children with like, cancer. I only accept intersex people as trans because they're the only ones not faking it. They're just trying to conform to societal norms!

I called a lot of trans people troglodytes and I guess I feel kinda bad about that. Idk. People probably got mad at me for saying that. People become trans because they're socially struggling so therefore gender dysphoria isn't real, it's more like DnD taken too far.

I will also mention I support a two state solution and don't want Islam abolished because that matters in the context of this post. I make jokes about killing queer people to, my bad.

I‘m a reactionary in my personal life, but socioeconomically I’m not.

/uj my bad for going on the transmed sub ig

please don't ban me reddit, i'm be satirical

also me: yes i play ttrpgs and my favourite video game is fallout new vegas, why do you ask? anyway, you're not allowed to be mean to any of my plushies and if you don't treat me like a puppy 24/7 i am going to cry

/uj why am i like this? am i just too transfem normie so i have to run away and try and be cis girl normie instead? like that's easy to justify internally now that cis women are all puppygirls too but srsly im very dumb

So I was just messing around with this guy at the bar right? Took him home and we fucked consensually with no issues. But the next day he texted me "You will never be a woman" and blocked me.

Was I raped? (Please treat this with the same gravity as though the roles were reversed)

The comments:

/uj

/uj there is no jerk here

/hj if you don't like all the jaxposting do what i did and watch tadc

/uj fuck you

They started by releasing a new set of donuts that are so good they have to look at your genitals before you can eat them.

Hungry for something more savory? Perhaps order their new Italian sausage sandwich called the Fennel Solution. Only $14.88 CAD.

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/TimHortons/comments/1v3xio8/comment/oz6s9he/?context=3

Thankfully, most people aren’t fans of it.

you CAN'T be stealth and have sex with someone who doesn't know. you CANNOT be stealth in bed. it's rape if you don't disclose, do you wanna end up in prison?

it's physically impossible to have sex with someone without telling them that you're trans first! I mean how would that even work?

what's surgery btw?

the friend in question:

The US military doesn't believe it can supply estrogen and testosterone in warzones.

And while ideally we stay out of their zones, I know trans people have the commitment to make that happen.

Every trans person is stronger than the Marines.

Sorry if this is not the place to vent... But I feel like I'm nothing but a problem nowadays. I'm constantly told that I'm overreacting to how bad things are getting. So either I'm a problem because I'm crazy or I'm a problem because I'm right. Had the turd that donated half my DNA Blane me for existing as to why his life is so awful now... So I was born a problem, especially because I was unplanned/accident that was the reason for a shotgun wedding. I keep losing jobs because of my gender identity... So I'm a problem because I cannot be a proper mother to my kids and provide to them. I cant be a supportive to my wife because again, I keep losing jobs because I'm a problem. I can't talk about being a problem because I make others feel bad. Either because their emotions are more important or because they care for me so deeply that seeing me hurt makes then hurt too... So I'm a problem. I lost my college career and dream job because I came out in what I thought was a safe space, but actually I'm just a problem... I should've known better? I wait to try and come out again because, I've always been a problem... But since I'm a problem I continue to make problematic choices that lead to me being a bigger problem. Now my kids futures are on the line because I dared to be happy, but I was a selfish greedy problem, which makes me even more of a problem. I cant go back in the closet again because I was a problem and chose to get on HRT... So now I'm a larger problem shaped problem and no longer a closet shaped problem. Emotionally, I can't go back into how awful it was, I was ignorantly nun aware of how bad I was suffering and now the pain is too much to detransition. All this because I'm a problem and should've never been here in the first place.

I'm stuck in this vicious cycle of being a problem for everyone else... I just wanted to help others. I just wanted to be a music teacher. To be a wonderful mother that gave my kids what I couldn't have. To be the support to my spouse that she never got. To be able to help my community and try to make the world a little brighter for those around me... I just wanted to do these things because its what made me happy. I just wanted to be the real me because it makes me happy, which means I should be better at doing the things that make me happy... So why am I stuck drowning in this inescapable pit of sorrow? My only answer is that I've been a problem since I've been born and will only ever continue to be a problem as long as I live.

the comments:

Authors end statement : its almost always those shitty theyfabs that push this narrative too! Afab ‘nonbinaries’ that are just a diet-cis in their identity are the issue. Did I mention they’re specifically AFAB as well? And that its specifically Theyfabs, which im using ironically, that promote asab language?