r/timesplitters • u/JoeRe9uiem • 4d ago
Other/Discussion TimeSplitters 2 Secerts & Cheats
(I'm going to use the exact words used in the guide.)
Secrets and Cheats
TimeSplitters 2 is packed with some pretty nifty secrets, cheats, and other stuff, which we will now detail in the final pages of this humble-yet-lovable strategy guide.
GALLERY OF ROGUES
Choose "Options" from the main menu, then pick "Player Options," then pick "View Gallery." You're now staring at
a massive grid of 126 squares, 14 wide and 9 high, with mugshots in 31 of them. Any of these 31 characters are
immediately selectable in the Arcade mode. To earn the other 95 (1), however, will take you roughly the rest of
Obtain every last stinkin' one of them. The first row is 1-14, left to right: the second row is 15-28, left to right; and
your natural-born life. Gotta unlock em all! What follows is a list of all 126 characters in the gallery and how to
You've unlocked upon your departure from the physical realm. "Here lies Mike Nelson: devoted husband, adoring
so forth and so on. I wish you luck, and I will make sure that your tombstone mentions the number of characters.
father, and unlocker of 112 out of 126 characters in TS2. He never could beat those "Story" challenges.
1) Sgt. Cortez
Immediately available
2) Corp. Hart
Immediately available
3) Ilsa Nadir
Immediately available
4)Gregor Lenko
Immediately available
5) Jake Fenton
Immediately available
6) Lady Jane
Immediately available
7) Viola
Immediately available
8) Mr. Underwood
Immediately available
9) Hank Nova
Immediately available
O) Candi Skyler
Immediately available
Ghost
Immediately available
Chastity
Immediately available
Elijah Jones
Immediately available
Ramona Sosa
Immediately available
Happy Tipper
Immediately available
Kitten Celeste
Immediately available
Captain Ash
Immediately available
Jungle Queen
Immediately available
tel Mk II
Immediately available
20) R-109
Immediately available
21) Monkey
Immediately available
22) Hybrid Mutant
Sgt. Carter
Defeat Story/1990 Siberia on Normal
23) Big Tony
Defeat Story/1932 Chicago on Normal
24) Jacque de la Morte
Defeat Story/1895 Notre Dame on Normal
25) Ozor Mox
Defeat Story/2280 Return to Planet X on Normal
26) Sadako
Defeat Story/2019 NeoTokyo on Normall
27) The Colonel
Defeat Story/1853 Wild West on Normal
28) Khallos
Defeat Story/1972 Atom Smasher on Normal
29) Stone Golem
Defeat Story/1920 Aztec Ruins on Normal
30) Machinist
Defeat Story/2315 Robot Factory on Normal
31) Reaper Splitter
Defeat Story/2401 Space Station on Normal
32) Hector Baboso
Defeat Arcade League/Beginners Series/Adios Amigos! with Silver
33) Lean Molly
Defeat Arcade League/Beginners Series/Adios Amigos! with Gold
34) Dr. Peabody
Defeat Arcade League/Beginners Series/Casualty with Silver
35) Crypt Zombie
Defeat Arcade League/Beginners Series/Casualty with Gold
36) Chassis Bot
Defeat Amateur League/Mode Madness/Scrap Metal with Gold
37) SentryBot
Defeat Amateur League/It's a Blast/Night Shift with Gold
38) Meezor Mox
Defeat Amateur League/ It's a blast/spoils of war with gold.
TIME SPLITTERS 2
39) Male Trooper
PRIMA'S OFFICIAL STRATEGY GUIDE
Defeat Amateur League/It's a Blast/Demolition Derby with Silver
40) Female Trooper
Defeat Amateur League/It's a Blast/Demolition Derby with Gold
41) Crispin
Defeat Amateur League/Too Hot to Handle/Monkey Immolation with Gold
42) Undead Priest
Defeat Amateur League/Too Hot to Handle/Burns Department
with Gold
43) Louie Bignose
Defeat Amateur League/Too Hot to Handle/Disco Inferno with Silver
44) Slick Tommy
Defeat Amateur League/Team Series A/Club Soda with Silver
45) Jimmy Needles
Defeat Amateur League/Team Series A/Club Soda with Gold
46) Accountant
Defeat Amateur League/Team Series A/Men in Grey with Gold
47) Lawyer
Defeat Amateur League/Team Series A/Men in Grey with Gold
48) Braces
Defeat Honorary League/Elimination Series/Brace Yourself with Silver
49) Maiden
Defeat Elite League/Frantic Series/Can't Please Everyone... with Silver
50) Jo-Beth Casey
Defeat Elite League/One Shot Thrills/Babes in the Woods with Silver
51) Riot Officer
Defeat Honorary League/Team Series B/Rice Cracker Rush
with Silver
52) Barby Gimp
Defeat Honorary League/Outnumbered but Never Outpunned/Time to Split with Silver
53) Jebediah Crump
Defeat Elite League/Sincerest Form of Flattery/Dead Fraction with Silver
54) Venus Starr
Defeat Honorary League/Burns 'n' Bangs/Rocket Man with Silver
55) Mikey Two-Guns
Defeat Elite League/Duel Meaning/If I'm Ugly—You Smell! with Silver
56) Jared Slim
Defeat Elite League/Duel Meaning/If I'm Ugly—You Smell! with Silver
57) Ample Sally
Defeat Challenge/Cut-out Shoot-out/Take 'em Down with Silver
58) Henchman
Defeat Elite League/Frantic Series/Hangar Hat's On! with Silver.
59) Cyberfairy
Defeat the Honorary League/Maximus/Cold Corpse Caper with gold.
60) Kypriss
Defeat Elite League/Duel Meaning/Golem Guru with Silver
61) Mister Giggles
Defeat Elite League/Frantic Series/Big Top Blowout with Silver
62) Marco the Snitch
Defeat Challenge/Cut-out Shoot-out/Fall Out with Silver
63) Hatchet Sal
Defeat Honorary League/Outnumbered but Never Outpunned/Can't Handle This with Silver
64) Changeling
Defeat Elite League/Frantic Series/Can't Please Everyone with Gold
65) The Hunchback
Defeat Challenge/Glass Smash/Stain Removal with Silver
66) Sewer Zombie
Defeat the Challenge/Behead the Undead/Fight Off the Living Dead with Silver
67) Gargoyle
Defeat the Challenge/Behead the Undead/Fight Off the Living Dead with Silver
68) The Cropolite
Defeat the Honorary League/Maximus/Cold Corpse Caper with Silver.
Defeat Challenge/TimeSplitters' Story Classic/Hit Me Baby One/Morgue Time with Silver
69) Beetleman
Defeat Elite League/One Shot Thrills/Double Bill with Silver
70) Dark Henchman
Defeat Elite League/Frantic Series/Hangar Hat's Off! with Gold.
71) High Priest
Defeat Elite League/Duel Meaning/Golden Thighs with Gold
72) Wood Golem
Defeat Challenge/Banana Chomp/Playing With Fire with Silver
73) Aztec Warrior
Defeat Elite League / Duel Meaning / Golden Thighs with Silver
74) The Master
Defeat Honorary League/Team Series B/Rice Cracker Rush
with Gold
75) Krayola
Defeat the Honorary League/Team Series B/Hack a Hacker with Gold.
76) Milkbaby
Defeat Honorary League/Team Series B/Hack a Hacker with Gold
Defeat Honorary League/Team Series B/Hack a Hacker with Silver
77) Drone Splitter
Defeat Elite League/Sincerest Form of Flattery/Half Death
with Silver
78) Baby Drone
Defeat Elite League/Team Series C/They're Not Pets! with Silver
79) Scourge Splitter
Defeat Honorary League/Outnumbered but Never Outpunned/
Time to Split with Gold
80) R One-Oh-Seven
Defeat Challenge/TimeSplitters' 'Story' Classic/But where do the
Batteries Go on Silver
81) Feeder Zombie
Defeat Challenge/Behead the Undead/Day of the Dammed
with Silver
82) Stumpy
Defeat Elite League / Frantic Series / Big Top Blowout with Gold
83) Lola Varuska
Defeat Challenge/Monkeying Around/Monkey Mayhem with Gold
84) Nikki
Defeat Elite League/One Shot Thrills/Nikki Jinki Bricky with silver.
85) Jinki
Defeat Elite League/One Shot Thrills/Nikki Jinki Bricky with gold.
86) Ringmistress
Defeat Elite League / Team Series C / Bags of Fun with Gold
87) Calamari
Defeat Honorary League / Burns 'n' Bangs / Chinese Burns with Silver
88) Snowman
Defeat the Honorary League / Burns 'n' Bangs / Snow Business with Silver.
89) Bear
Defeat Elite Series/Team Series C/They're Not Pets! with Gold.
90) Leo Krupps
Defeat Elite Series/Team Series C/They're Not Pets! with gold.
Defeat Honorary League/Maximus/Killer Queen with Silver.
91) Sergio
Defeat Challenge/Behead the Undead/Sergio's Last Stand
with Silver
92) Mischief
Defeat Challenge/Monkeying Around/Monkey Mayhem/With Silver
93) The Impersonator
Defeat Challenge/Monkeying Around/Monkey Mayhem with Silver
Defeat Elite/One-Shot Thrills/Double Bill with Gold
94) Badass Cyborg
Defeat Challenge/TimeSplitters Story' Classic/Badass Buspass Impasse with Silver
95) Chinese Chef
Defeat Honorary League/Elimination Series/Baking for the Taking with Gold
96) Duckman Drake
Defeat Honorary League/Outnumbered but Never Outpunned/
Someone Has Got to Pay... with Silver
97) Gingerbread Man
Defeat Honorary League/Elimination Series/Baking for the Taking with Silver
98) Insect Mutant
Defeat Challenge/Monkeying Around/Dam Busters with Silver
99) Robofish
Defeat Challenge/Monkeying Around/Simian Shootout with Silver
100) Dinosaur
Defeat Elite League/Sincerest Form of Flattery/Aztec the Dino Hunter with Silver
101) Handyman
Defeat Honorary League/Outnumbered but Never Outpunned/Can't Handle This with Gold
102) Nikolai
Immediately available
103) Private Sand
104)
Defeat Amateur League/Mode Madness/Shrinking from the Cold
with Gold
Private Grass
Immediately available
105) Private Coal
Defeat Challenge/Banana Chomp/Gone Bananas with Silver
106) P. Private
Defeat Poorly
Defeat Challenge/Banana Chomp/Monkey Business with Silver
107) Sgt. Rock
Defeat Challenge/Cut-out Shoot-out/Pick Yer Piece with Silver
108) Sgt. Shivers
Immediately available
109) Sgt. Wood
Immediately available
110) Sgt. Shock
Defeat Amateur League/Beginners Series/Top Shot with Gold
111) Sgt. Slate
Defeat Amateur League/Mode Madness/Shrinking from the Cold
with Gold
112) Lt. Frost
Immediately available
113) Lt. Wild
Defeat Amateur League/Too Hot to Handle/Disco Inferno
with Gold
114) Lt. Shade
Secrets and Cheats
Defeat Amateur League/Team Series A/Station Stand with Gold
115) Lt. Bush
Immediately available
116) Lt. Chill
Defeat Honorary League/Maximus/R109 Beta with gold.
117) Trooper White
Immediately available
118) Trooper Brown
Defeat Honorary League/Elimination Series/Brace Yourself
with Gold
119) Trooper Black
Defeat Honorary League/Elimination Series/Starship Whoopers
with Gold
120) Trooper Green
Immediately available
121) Trooper Grey
Defeat Honorary League/Burns 'n' Bangs/Snow Business
with Gold
122) Capt. Snow
Immediately available
123) Capt. Sand
Defeat Honorary League/Burns 'n' Bangs/Rocket Man
with Gold
124) Capt. Night
Defeat Honorary League/Outnumbered but Never Outpunned/
Someone Has Got to Pay... with Gold
125) Capt. Forest
Immediately available
126) Capt. Pain
Defeat Honorary League/Team Series B/Superfly Lady with Gold.
Choose Options from the main menu, then pick "Player Options," then pick "View Awards." You're
presented with as many of the game's 53 mysterious awards as you have earned in your various shenanigans
with the game modes of mesos 2 We asked Free Radical, the designers of TimeSplitters 2, to explain
Now that the awards are earned, received this unusual reply: "They're there for fun, and you can't do
anything to set out to achieve them. You might do everything right and not get the award, so it's best left.
explained that while this is an intensely unsatisfying response for anal-retentive gamers such as myself. I'm
cheated to take Free Radical at their word. In any case, here's a partial list of the awards, to give you an idea.
of what they're given for:
Dimension
31/58
Most Lethal
Most Losses
Lemming Award
Most Professional
Multi Kill
Longest Spree
Most Effective
Pathetic Shot
Maniac
Brain Surgeon
Fists of Fury
Hypochondriac
AC-10 Award
Where's the armor?
Hoarder
Sloth
Most Frantic
Backpeddler
Sidestepper
Dodge
Most Outgunned
Best Equipped
Ricochet King
Underequipped
Most Manic
Shortest Innings
Longest Innings
Survivor
Most Flammable
Decapitator Award
Vandal Award
SECRET UPLINK GAMES
About halfway through Story/1990 Siberia you find, of all the things, a video game cartridge on a
shelf inside the facility on the west side of the dam. (It's in the area with the two guards and all the
fruit on the shelves at the top of the stairs.) This item, called the "Anaconda cart," looks much like
an old Nintendo 64 cartridge. Now, you see, that's interesting.
because Free Radical, the designers of TimeSplitters 2 (and TS1),
previously worked on GoldenEye 007, a first-person shooter
considered one of the best Nintendo 64 games ever made.
While Anaconda certainly isn't as entertaining as GoldenEye, it's
a very competent rendition of a moldy-oldie video game well-
known to Nokia cell phone users as "Snake." It even supports up
to four players. Use the D-pad or left stick to steer your snake left and right. Press the Activate button to
Make your snake slither faster. Gobble the stationary red Xs for points. Gobble the bouncing blue Xs for big
Anaconda
Astrol ander
points. Every time you eat an X, your snake grows longer. If your
If the snake hits its own body or the white wall, the game is over.
Go for the high score of 10,000.
So how do you play it? Select the Temporal Uplink and press the
Manual Reload button. The screen zooms in on the uplink, and
You're presented with what could generously be called a bare-
bones' menu. "Select Game," it says, but two of the three
Selections are "?" And in point of fact, you can find two
additional cartridges:
The second cartridge, Astrolander, is found in Story/2019.
NeoTokyo-while playing on Normal and Hard difficulty. You know the room in the hacker research facility.
with the lockers from which you grab the machine gun? Look inside the lockers on the right to find the cart.
AstroLander is an entertaining variation of a classic coin-operated video game called Lunar Lander, released
by Atari in 1979.
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Secrets and Cheats
Use the D-pad or left stick to rotate the lander, and press activate to thrust. The difficulty level you choose affects how quickly your fuel gauge decreases (higher difficulty = blinding the beginning of the game affects both the strength of gravity (higher difficulty - more powerful gravity) and burn rate). The fuel gauge is, of course, the bar in the upper-left corner of the screen. The ships in the upper-right corner indicate your number of lives. Hit the pad too hard, or hit anything other than the pad, and you lose a life.
When you touch down on the white landing pad, you're awarded points in three categories: Fuel Bonus, Landing Speed Bonus (the slower you're descending, the higher the Bonus), and Landing Accuracy Bonus (the closer you are to the middle, the higher the Bonus). The high score is a most impressive 160,000.
The third cartridge, RetroRacer, is found in Story/2315 Robot Factory when playing on Hard and Hard alone. There's a large room with armor tucked underneath a ramp: check under the other ramp to find the cart on the floor. RetroRacer is a tribute to classic coin-operated overhead-view racing video games, such as Kee Games' Sprint 2, released in 1976.
The goal of this one- or two-player game is to race five laps around a very curvy track. Use the left stick or D-pad to steer and the Activate
button to accelerate. The fastest time on the high-score table is 1:05.00; surely you can do better.
Once you find a cartridge, it's on the Uplink forever, even if you perish before finishing the level or reaching a checkpoint. (Although you'll notice that you drop the cart if you die!) The high-score tables are also saved.
AWARDS CEREMONY
015001
Fuel Remaining: Full Bonus
Astros and
6224
Landing Speed Bonus: 1392 Lending Accuracy Bonus: 6530
LAD
BKC 39
OK
Best Lap OCHIS
Revolter
You will, as you finish the various story levels, arcade leagues, and challenges, unlock cheats that can be toggled on and off. Choose "Options" from the main menu, then pick "Cheats" to see what you've unlocked. Anything you accomplish while using a cheat doesn't count; you can't finish Arcade Leagues or Challenges with a cheat, for example. Here's the entire menu of cheats:
5th
6 60
Head Size. Small, Normal, and Big.
Silly Hats. Any normally hatless opponents now run around with funny headgear. And you know what? It IS kinda funny to see zombies traipsing around with plasma auto-rifles and a poofy chef's cranium cap.
Big Hands. And you know what they say about people with big hands.
Infinite Ammo. This is the grand poobah of cheats. Defeat all 10 story levels on hard to unlock it, at which point you won't need it.
because you'll be good enough to beat anyone with any weapon and any amount of ammo.
In paintball, bullets go "splat" instead of "fwing" or "kapow" or whatever noise bullets make these days.
Slow Motion Deaths. Enemies die in a very John Woo fashion.
Cardboard Characters. Enemies are on the Parappa the Rapper diet. Defeat all 10 story levels on easy to unlock it.
Rotating Heads. Ever see "The Exorcist"? I think they should've put in a "Stream of Puke" cheat instead.
*Let me know if I missed anything