I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

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I (50M) live together with eight other mercenaries. Recently, two of them (fake names), Mechanic (52M) and Doctor (??M) have created a teleporter. It's a machine that can transport objects and people from one place to another. My partners have been using it to get alcohol for Friday nights. I've been using it to teleport bread. I love bread.

Three days ago, Mechanic and Doctor discovered that teleported bread starts growing tumors. It enraged it and I lashed out on Reconnaissance Specialist (23M), but Mechanic told me to calm down, and that I can still teleport bread. Since we all had only three days to live (it was really grim, but at least I had my dying wish granted and got a bucket), I decided to spent my final moments teleporting bread.

So today, Doctor realized that the tumors are not dangerous and that we won't die. Mechanic told us that everything should be okay as long as no one teleports any bread. When I told him that I did nothing but teleport bread for three days (to be fair, he told me that I can do that), he and Doctor got angry. We also had to deal with a mutant bread monster. Though we defeated the bread, Doctor and Mechanic don't let me use the teleporter anymore. AITA?

"should have just followed the imaginary ruleset dreamt up by some kids 30 years ago"

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