Not only is he one of the worst stats for scientists, but his design offends me
Yes offends me! It's like the game designers wanted to make Einstein but realized they can't use a real person so they made a lazy fake "german" name, stuck his tongue out, made him a "goofball" in his bio, and called it a day. He sticks his tongue out like Einstein does, but it looks so stupid since he's stuck with that face all the time and he has that stupid glasses on with mutant eyes going opposite directions, and due to the crappy 90s comic art style he looks cursed. Thats the word, cursed.
Like, why is his tongue so creepily pointy? He just looks like other people put clothes on him, cleaned the drool off of him, and took a picture, but he probably can't actually talk and he just wants to bite you! Straight up alien energy