It doesn't get more Australian in my opinion. Firstly the crest. Two wild brumbies adorn a crest crowned with the headdress of our monarch, a nod to our British history and our continued connection. Underlined by two sprigs of wheat, tying back to our agricultural roots. The W stands for "Wanker", the colloquial term for our political leadership.

The crest is further underpinned by a boomerang, paying homage to our indigenous brethren.

The flag is emblazoned with the acronym Winfield, which of course means Welcome In. Now Fetch Ice, Esky, Lager & Durries.

The colours hark back to the Union Jack with the blue adjusted to cobalt to represent the seas by which we are girt.

Thoughts?