r/StonerThoughts 2h ago

Poetry 🌹 What do you call jerking off when you’re high?

12 Upvotes

Weed whacking


r/StonerThoughts 4h ago

Stoned There should be an app, or a sub or something where you can chat with fellow stoners. I'm always so damn lonely when I'm high because I have no stoner buddies!

16 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 11h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Some national/regional cultures of the world are based off autistics

11 Upvotes

I'm on the spectrum myself.

I really think certain cultures in the world were first created and mapped out by autistic people. Specifically high functioning asperger type ones.

Most world cultures are developed by highly intelligent neurotypical people... But not is always the case. ​When You observe, for example, German culture is a lot of nuance to it that is reminiscent of asperger personality and behavior.

Also both a culture and a people. Like for example, American Midwest is comprised mainly of German descendants. American Midwest culture feels very autistic and different than other cultures in America. I have noticed that there is a high ponderance of people who are both German and Midwestern and they themselves come off as autistic acting or adjacent.

Anyone's thoughts?


r/StonerThoughts 7h ago

Stoned im so upset banana republic isnt bananas znd momkey themed

3 Upvotes

whats even the point just anoghfer boring lothes shop the name us galse


r/StonerThoughts 21h ago

Completely Sober whats ur fav game to play while high?

35 Upvotes

whats ur fav game to play while high?


r/StonerThoughts 10h ago

Feel good 🌓 I have never been so well acclimated.

5 Upvotes

I'm outside a lot, on purpose. I spend a lot of time on my boat, sleep there several nights a week there, all hatches open no climate control. My house is basically open to the elements, we don't have central air. I've been doing this since May, and I have never felt so comfortable in the summer heat in my life.
We are fucking ourselves up with air conditioning. I get it's needed, I'm no savage, but people refrigerate their homes and then have to treat the outdoors like it's the surface some fiery hostile planet. We really are evolved super well for most of this.


r/StonerThoughts 10h ago

Fried We’re supposed to sleep EVERY night? You realize that night makes up HALF of ALL time?!

4 Upvotes

Wisdom from Rick


r/StonerThoughts 14h ago

Blitzed Travel agent

9 Upvotes

If you sell weed, you're not a drug dealer. You're a travel agent! 🤣 Except your customers don't get to pick where they go. They just get on the bus and it takes them somewhere LOL 🤣


r/StonerThoughts 11h ago

Stoned Time while high

3 Upvotes

When you are high does time really slow down??? Or does your perception of time slow??

What if we could all learn to try help our perspective to slow our view.


r/StonerThoughts 10h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Dude I think my dad showed me SAO as a kid because he think cringe children are funny and SAO makes children cringe

0 Upvotes

my dad made me watch Sword Art Online when I was like 13 years old, I think it was because he wanted to make me cringe


r/StonerThoughts 11h ago

Stoned What If This Explosive Diarrhea Lettuce Outbreak Is Just Spinach Corporate Sabotage?

1 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Just Getting Started My grandma was pregnant with half of me?

13 Upvotes

So if a baby girl’s ovaries are fully formed in their mom’s uterus, eggs included, does that mean my grandma was pregnant with half my genetic material?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned I just can’t do a t break

14 Upvotes

I’ve gotten to the point where I can manage to not smoke while at work anymore, but I can’t even quit smoking for a day. Nic maybe I can quit smoking but weed I need every day. After work it’s the first thing I do.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed I don’t think I’ll ever not spell ā€œWednesdayā€ without saying Wed Nes Day in my head

46 Upvotes

It’s just….spelled so creatively


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Feel good 🌓 Orcas wear other animals as hats.

2 Upvotes

Fashion is everything.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Feel good 🌓 It's auto harvest time, I go gloveless and my fingers have that beautiful sticky, stinky smell ... Now i can't stop saying :

8 Upvotes

Smell my fingers .... lol


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Robert Pattinson is the most attractive man on this planet

15 Upvotes

I'm 18, a straight dude I'm pretty sure and I just watched the Odyssey, look at the guy, chiseled jawline, broad and structured, nice clean shaven look, those perfect brooding and cunning eyes and that perfect hair. Even the way he speaks is genuinely just so mesmerizing, I couldn't stop thinking about him the whole movie, I'm back home now and I still can't stop thinking about him.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Completely Sober I just had an app advertised as 6.001% free

0 Upvotes

What does this meeeean?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Question Do you think the default in the world is chaos, but in chaos there is rhythm, and you can get your mind attuned to that rythym?

3 Upvotes

*rhythm. shit, I can’t spell that


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Fried My cat is watching me and it’s a bit creepy

7 Upvotes

I love her and she’s so sweet but she came in my room like 10mins ago to sit on the floor (she’ll usually get up on the bed for a cwtsh) and just… watch me. Occasionally she moves to a different spot but continues watching me. Why is she watching me from a far like that? She doesn’t seem to want anything, only to observe.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Fried Candy apples

7 Upvotes

I really want a candy apple right now. They’re so good.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Just Getting Started Question

3 Upvotes

Does anyone else partake to help cool off on hot days


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed I have solved human evolution

0 Upvotes

Pre-humanity evolved an urge to follow rules. The advantages of forming the underpining of societies, outweighed that it also urged sexual prudishness. The drive to follow rules possibly also triggered language.

Later, a mutation caused some people to be emotionally drawn toward taboo, but to develop that fully only when they hit puberty. The evolutionary benefit of being drawn to the taboo of sex is obvious. This same mutation separately caused an emotion of enjoying freedom from social rules. Romantic love is someone breaking implied social code for you. And necessarily develops along with sex awareness. Another benefit is that the desire to break rules is why only humans have innovation. All human sentience is a struggle between following and disobeying rules. This mutation is also why kinks are taboo in nature.

Autism is a third mutation that pushes back heavily toward following rules. It is hard to mesh with people who don't see the rules of the world as *heavy* as they are. Routine is a requirement.

And then autistic me, personally, also don't have a drive to break rules. I just want to know what the damn rules are. But that also means I don't have that genetic urge for freedom from social rules. Ergo, I don't feel romantic love. I don't associate it with my sexual development. I have never seen a man as a path to greater freedom.

I have solved all of human evolution. Naturally, I am the pinnacle.


r/StonerThoughts 2d ago

Stoned Every* time I get high I develop romantic feelings for my friends.

19 Upvotes

I get the sudden urge to confess my love. but... I know it will never be, when I'm sober I am glad I didn't confess cuz that would cause unnecessary drama and trouble. I think I just yearn for love.

*almost


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Feel good 🌓 šŸ… If tomatoes are fruit, does that mean spaghetti is just a fruit salad? šŸ

2 Upvotes