r/StonerThoughts • u/thetechie02 • 4h ago
Poetry š¹ What do you call jerking off when youāre high?
Weed whacking
r/StonerThoughts • u/thetechie02 • 4h ago
Weed whacking
r/StonerThoughts • u/Substantial_Joke8085 • 6h ago
r/StonerThoughts • u/_FreddieLovesDelilah • 1h ago
My. Eyes are so tired but I want to watch tv or play games. Maybe I should start wearing contacts again.
Iām so freaking tired guys. I want to go to the gym but my face hurts.
r/StonerThoughts • u/Dry-Tomorrow8531 • 12h ago
I'm on the spectrum myself.
I really think certain cultures in the world were first created and mapped out by autistic people. Specifically high functioning asperger type ones.
Most world cultures are developed by highly intelligent neurotypical people... But not is always the case. āWhen You observe, for example, German culture is a lot of nuance to it that is reminiscent of asperger personality and behavior.
Also both a culture and a people. Like for example, American Midwest is comprised mainly of German descendants. American Midwest culture feels very autistic and different than other cultures in America. I have noticed that there is a high ponderance of people who are both German and Midwestern and they themselves come off as autistic acting or adjacent.
Anyone's thoughts?
r/StonerThoughts • u/jumpingoffacliffrn • 8h ago
whats even the point just anoghfer boring lothes shop the name us galse
r/StonerThoughts • u/kytaurus • 16h ago
If you sell weed, you're not a drug dealer. You're a travel agent! 𤣠Except your customers don't get to pick where they go. They just get on the bus and it takes them somewhere LOL š¤£
r/StonerThoughts • u/Grouchy_Theme1461 • 23h ago
whats ur fav game to play while high?
r/StonerThoughts • u/RikkiLostMyNumber • 12h ago
I'm outside a lot, on purpose. I spend a lot of time on my boat, sleep there several nights a week there, all hatches open no climate control. My house is basically open to the elements, we don't have central air. I've been doing this since May, and I have never felt so comfortable in the summer heat in my life.
We are fucking ourselves up with air conditioning. I get it's needed, I'm no savage, but people refrigerate their homes and then have to treat the outdoors like it's the surface some fiery hostile planet. We really are evolved super well for most of this.
r/StonerThoughts • u/Ares7n7 • 12h ago
Wisdom from Rick
r/StonerThoughts • u/Dry-Tomorrow8531 • 13h ago
When you are high does time really slow down??? Or does your perception of time slow??
What if we could all learn to try help our perspective to slow our view.
r/StonerThoughts • u/eldritchpussymaggots • 11h ago
my dad made me watch Sword Art Online when I was like 13 years old, I think it was because he wanted to make me cringe
r/StonerThoughts • u/AcrylicPickle • 13h ago
r/StonerThoughts • u/Correct-Run8388 • 1d ago
So if a baby girlās ovaries are fully formed in their momās uterus, eggs included, does that mean my grandma was pregnant with half my genetic material?
r/StonerThoughts • u/Oh-cee-dee13 • 1d ago
Iāve gotten to the point where I can manage to not smoke while at work anymore, but I canāt even quit smoking for a day. Nic maybe I can quit smoking but weed I need every day. After work itās the first thing I do.
r/StonerThoughts • u/liketotallymeow • 1d ago
Itās justā¦.spelled so creatively
r/StonerThoughts • u/BettleFungi • 1d ago
Fashion is everything.
r/StonerThoughts • u/joe2125 • 1d ago
Smell my fingers .... lol
r/StonerThoughts • u/kyuss-reborn123 • 1d ago
I'm 18, a straight dude I'm pretty sure and I just watched the Odyssey, look at the guy, chiseled jawline, broad and structured, nice clean shaven look, those perfect brooding and cunning eyes and that perfect hair. Even the way he speaks is genuinely just so mesmerizing, I couldn't stop thinking about him the whole movie, I'm back home now and I still can't stop thinking about him.
r/StonerThoughts • u/_FreddieLovesDelilah • 1d ago
What does this meeeean?
r/StonerThoughts • u/Kaje26 • 1d ago
*rhythm. shit, I canāt spell that
r/StonerThoughts • u/_FreddieLovesDelilah • 1d ago
I love her and sheās so sweet but she came in my room like 10mins ago to sit on the floor (sheāll usually get up on the bed for a cwtsh) and just⦠watch me. Occasionally she moves to a different spot but continues watching me. Why is she watching me from a far like that? She doesnāt seem to want anything, only to observe.
r/StonerThoughts • u/Remote-Whole-6387 • 1d ago
I really want a candy apple right now. Theyāre so good.
r/StonerThoughts • u/dpwicz • 1d ago
Does anyone else partake to help cool off on hot days
r/StonerThoughts • u/SolarBoytoyDjango • 1d ago
Pre-humanity evolved an urge to follow rules. The advantages of forming the underpining of societies, outweighed that it also urged sexual prudishness. The drive to follow rules possibly also triggered language.
Later, a mutation caused some people to be emotionally drawn toward taboo, but to develop that fully only when they hit puberty. The evolutionary benefit of being drawn to the taboo of sex is obvious. This same mutation separately caused an emotion of enjoying freedom from social rules. Romantic love is someone breaking implied social code for you. And necessarily develops along with sex awareness. Another benefit is that the desire to break rules is why only humans have innovation. All human sentience is a struggle between following and disobeying rules. This mutation is also why kinks are taboo in nature.
Autism is a third mutation that pushes back heavily toward following rules. It is hard to mesh with people who don't see the rules of the world as *heavy* as they are. Routine is a requirement.
And then autistic me, personally, also don't have a drive to break rules. I just want to know what the damn rules are. But that also means I don't have that genetic urge for freedom from social rules. Ergo, I don't feel romantic love. I don't associate it with my sexual development. I have never seen a man as a path to greater freedom.
I have solved all of human evolution. Naturally, I am the pinnacle.
r/StonerThoughts • u/PsychologicalEmu7569 • 2d ago
I get the sudden urge to confess my love. but... I know it will never be, when I'm sober I am glad I didn't confess cuz that would cause unnecessary drama and trouble. I think I just yearn for love.
*almost