r/soccercirclejerk • u/DefinitelyMoreThan3 • 2d ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Ferran Torres was born on February 29, 2000, making him the youngest ever world cup final goalscorer at 6 years old

656 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk • u/PotatoEmbarrassed231 • 3h ago

Football has finally won When Argentina lost on penalties against Germany in the 2006 World Cup, this is what happened

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4.7k Upvotes

Maxi Rodriguez punched Schweinsteiger amid the scuffle. They were always like this, only this time people are finally tired of their antics.

659 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/fangstrix • 6h ago

Note: There is nothing new here Can’t believe this shit was 12 years ago

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7.1k Upvotes

520 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/tattmhomas0 • 6h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © This is how they celebrated the expulsion on Enzo Fernandez in China

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5.6k Upvotes

162 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/damng1 • 9h ago

🥩 Halal Ball 🥩 Lamine lock in bro 😭😭 stop going after these women

7.5k Upvotes

656 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/hnbistro • 5h ago

Best League in The World!! Heard you guys enjoyed Chinese football

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3.1k Upvotes

180 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/PotatoEmbarrassed231 • 10h ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Enzo on his second yellow: "barely any contact"

4.0k Upvotes

Why does everyone hate argentines? Where is this hate wave coming from? 😓

1.3k comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Business_Brick_1194 • 4h ago

is he stupid? Vini trying to convince Face ID that it's still him

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860 Upvotes

14 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Justthetippliz • 4h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Zip-lines! We got this, guys

715 Upvotes

111 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/NoPart7463 • 13h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © 😭✌️they should change the name of their sub atp

3.3k Upvotes

651 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Artetaarmy • 5h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Vinicius lookmaxxing to mog his idol neymar who called him ugly.

521 Upvotes

99 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/RealisticDonkey9302 • 6h ago

Football has finally won Mourinho reports for duty against the dictator

611 Upvotes

18 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/buttamilk_jesus • 1h ago

FIFA Club World Cup is Peak Football So called “jerk” sub whenever Argentina is mentioned.

• Upvotes

what is this [r/worldcup](r/worldcup) and [r/soccer](r/soccer) shit blessing my eyes. sub’s gone.

63 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/NoPart7463 • 10h ago

THE BUDAPEST SKY!! What a beautiful goal by..

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1.2k Upvotes

Touché

32 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Curious-Buddy-5841 • 1h ago

is he stupid? I’m OK with Argentina as a team getting hate but Leave the autistic guy alone

• Upvotes

80 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/sxg3434 • 7h ago

Bald Fraud 👨‍🦲🦲 Why is De la Fuente so ripped? This mf is 65!

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693 Upvotes

73 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/GuestBadge • 7h ago

Has Vini scored yet? Why did viny post a pic of Umtiti?

610 Upvotes

66 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/No-Eye4778 • 11h ago

Dubai d'or > Ballon d'or Why is the dictator saying he is back? Did he play against Uzbekistan?🤔

1.3k Upvotes

27 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/superdouradas • 1h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Even Mia Khalifa hates Enzo.

• Upvotes

28 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Ordinary_Sky5115 • 8h ago

585 Upvotes

70 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Scary_Jellyfish5801 • 54m ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Best team of the WC- thoughts?

• Upvotes

FIFA just released the best team of the tournament any changes?

32 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/GloomySide3265 • 4h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! I just realized that RonaIdo competed for Portugal at the 2004 Olympics and was eliminated in the group stage

222 Upvotes

47 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/No-Singer-5375 • 3h ago

Mr. Romano watches teenagers careers with great interest My condolences to aston villa

140 Upvotes

8 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Soft_Future3692 • 10h ago

527 Upvotes

😭

285 comments

r/soccercirclejerk • u/Sin-City-6 • 20h ago

GOATbappé Now we know how the Dictator has so much power and authority

3.3k Upvotes

281 comments

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🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Ferran Torres was born on February 29, 2000, making him the youngest ever world cup final goalscorer at 6 years old

Football has finally won When Argentina lost on penalties against Germany in the 2006 World Cup, this is what happened

Note: There is nothing new here Can’t believe this shit was 12 years ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © This is how they celebrated the expulsion on Enzo Fernandez in China

🥩 Halal Ball 🥩 Lamine lock in bro 😭😭 stop going after these women

Best League in The World!! Heard you guys enjoyed Chinese football

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Enzo on his second yellow: "barely any contact"

is he stupid? Vini trying to convince Face ID that it's still him

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Zip-lines! We got this, guys

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © 😭✌️they should change the name of their sub atp

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Vinicius lookmaxxing to mog his idol neymar who called him ugly.

Football has finally won Mourinho reports for duty against the dictator

FIFA Club World Cup is Peak Football So called “jerk” sub whenever Argentina is mentioned.

THE BUDAPEST SKY!! What a beautiful goal by..

is he stupid? I’m OK with Argentina as a team getting hate but Leave the autistic guy alone

Bald Fraud 👨‍🦲🦲 Why is De la Fuente so ripped? This mf is 65!

Has Vini scored yet? Why did viny post a pic of Umtiti?

Dubai d'or > Ballon d'or Why is the dictator saying he is back? Did he play against Uzbekistan?🤔

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Even Mia Khalifa hates Enzo.

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Flirting vs harassment

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Best team of the WC- thoughts?

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! I just realized that RonaIdo competed for Portugal at the 2004 Olympics and was eliminated in the group stage

Mr. Romano watches teenagers careers with great interest My condolences to aston villa

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © This is what Argentinians are replying about their lose

GOATbappé Now we know how the Dictator has so much power and authority