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u/drtranmd 1d ago
Riot when you win, riot when you lose, riot when you riot
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u/FuzzyKnowledge1649 1d ago
I predict a riot
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u/fnordal 1d ago
It's not very pretty I tell thee
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u/Hiiiii_Kevinnn93 1d ago
Walkin through town is quite scary
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u/angry_pidgeon 1d ago
Not very sensible
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u/fnordal 1d ago
A friend of a friend got beaten
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u/SparksBCN 23h ago
He looked the wrong way at a policeman.
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u/GooseOnAPhone 1d ago
And not a zoot suit in sight
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u/TheyCallMe_Billy 1d ago
At least we know what you're referencing. All two of us. And that guy.
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u/Yesterdays_Gravy 1d ago
Wait you mean not that many people know the song “Zoot Suit Riot” by the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies? The timeless classic which was track 10 on NOW That’s What I Call Music! Volume 1?
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u/khornflakes529 1d ago
Two of you? You sailors on leave?
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u/cat_prophecy 23h ago
Listening to the lyrics now, I have no idea why the hell my parents thought it was appropriate for me to listen to that at 13 years old.
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u/Adventurous-Bug671 1d ago
I riot two riots in the morning, I riot two riots at night
I riot two riots before I riot two riots, and then I riot two more
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u/boneologist 1d ago
I was gonna clean my room, until I rioted.
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I rioted.
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u/Alaska-TheCountry 1d ago
I riot two riots in times of riot and two in times of riot
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u/tmart016 1d ago
I start 2 riots in the morning, I start 2 riots at night, I start 2 riots in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
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u/rizorith 1d ago
So Argentina is the Philadelphia of South america?
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u/Angsty_Potatos 1d ago
Our riots are fun tho.
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u/SuperGameTheory 1d ago
With hookers, and booze, and fentanyl
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u/Angsty_Potatos 1d ago
I haven't seen a sex worker on the street in Philly since at least 2006
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u/KakeLin 1d ago
Lol I knew someone would bring up Philly in response to this :(
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u/Giroux-TangClan 22h ago
Let the record show that Philly lost 3 championships in 3 months. Super Bowl, World Series, and mls finals. And there were no riots
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u/Zyrinj 1d ago
I will walk 500 riots
and I will riot 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand riots
To rob a store
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u/-o0Zeke0o- 23h ago
Yeah, i was going to say the same it doesn't matter if we win or lose everything gets thrashed lmao it's not a riot even when we won against England the Gendarmerie had to kick ppl out
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u/MagicGrit 1d ago
Riots in the morning riots in the evening riots at supper time. When you riot about soccer you can riot anytime
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u/atomfullerene 1d ago
They should just accept that they were fated to get silver, it's right there in the name of the country.
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u/Kandiru 21h ago
Fun Fact: It's the only country named after an element. Many elements are named after countries, but only one country is named after an element!
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u/TrynaSleep 21h ago
That’s kinda neat
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u/Imonherbs 13h ago
Before people get the idea new zealand is named after zinc: its named after zeeland, a province of the netherlands, just south of holland.
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u/Fauster 22h ago
They should just accept they got a red card. Red and yellow cards were created in 1966 because Argentines played dumb and wouldn't get off the field.
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u/ngetch 1d ago edited 8h ago
I wish the populace could care about anything that actually matters as much a sport fans care about sport. What a world it could be...
Edit: Oh wow, my first award! Thank you kindly stranger!
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u/LeafsJays1Fan 1d ago
In some cases these protests or riots after Sports usually quell themselves but when we actually stand up for our human rights or Fair wage or hold the oligarchs responsible for is there various crimes they sack the police on us and crack our heads now if they didn't do that we might actually get somewhere in the world
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u/ayelijah4 1d ago
they’ve been protesting against their government. when the govt announced austerity measures last year the streets erupted in protest that 10s of thousands of people involved themselves in. they pay attention
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u/darth_voidptr 1d ago
Amen. Flock cameras in the neighborhood? I hate em, pass the chalupa.
Knicks win the basketballs? RIOT! <empty garbage can, steal it> RIOT!
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u/WallyOShay 1d ago
Sport was always designed to subdue, entertain, and distract the masses.
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u/tfbrown515sic 1d ago
bReAd aNd ciRcuSes
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u/Bay1Bri 23h ago
People almost always misuse this. The key was this: the bread and circuses were free
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u/Iwillgetasoda 1d ago
i doubt that throw hit the target
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u/Raider03 1d ago edited 1d ago
Spanish goalkeeper still standing around doing nothing.
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u/_caltony 1d ago
I’m not a fan of Argentina’s team by any means, but I will say that their goalkeeper was the only player who did anything in that final.
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u/Raider03 1d ago
Couldn’t agree more. Spain’s goalkeeper was uninvolved though. May as well have been leaning against the goal the whole time.
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u/labelkills1331 1d ago
To be fair, they kicked it right at him like 80% of the time, he didn't even have to take a step. But, he did have some really key saves. Definitely played more than the rest of the team who was too busy trying to trip people, push people, and play like absolute bullies. So glad Spain dominated.
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u/diveboydive 1d ago
More shots on target than the whole Argentinian team in the final.
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u/Cool-Bunch6645 1d ago
Love seeing countries throw things that don’t play a throwing sport. Riot footage always hilarious.
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u/allgonetoshit 1d ago
They should riot against their government instead…
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u/FizzgigsRevenge 1d ago
Fr you'd think they'd riot over their currency being worth nothing.
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u/allgonetoshit 1d ago
Or their idiotic president putting 55% of them under the poverty line before changing how they count to magically bring it down to 35%.
But all the MAGA Joe Rogan bros think he’s doing an amazing job!
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u/ALWAYSsuitUp 1d ago
To be clear your claim is that the current president lead Argentina into more poverty/ a worse economic position than he inherited? Because I can find lots of claims that the numbers are massaged to make the improvements appear larger than they are but I can’t find anyone claiming the inflation numbers are worse.
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u/Xenon009 1d ago
Inflation and poverty are VERY different things, infact in a strong and healthy economy and society, they can sometimes be considered opposite indicators (everyone has more money, so people charge more, creating inflation).
Argentina is NOT a healthy economy. And milei hasn't really made it better or worse, just changed the problem.
In pre-milei Argentina, the standard of living was reasonably high, but was funded by, essentially, printing money, creating massive inflation and wiping out any confidence in investment, because given the pesos tumbling value, you would have to make unimaginable profits to justify it. To solve that problem, the argentine government subsidised a lot of buisnesses, which employed a lot of people, but in doing so made its inflation problem even worse.
There is a very plausible argument that had milei not won when he did, argentina would have entered full blown hyperinflation and that's almost never salvageable.
But milei didn't magically fix that problem. He essentially stopped the sickness by shooting the patient in the face.
By ending those subsidises, both those litterally called subsides and the implicit ones, a gigantic number of argentines lost their jobs, which created a huge surplus in the labour market, depressing the wages of the few argentines who could keep a job.
The economy began to look a bit more healthy, with some investor confidence returning, right up until the milei government looked to be on shaky footing, when people realised argentines were likely to elect a inflationary government next time, creating a self fulfilling prophecy.
In a bizzare twist of fate, this leaves milei neither having his cake, or eating it. Not gaining the benfit of the buisness friendly state he has created, but still destroying argentines quality of life.
Thats how you get low inflation but a worryingly rapidly rising poverty rate.
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u/modus-tollens 1d ago
Their economy seems fucked and it doesn’t seem like there’s a solution to fix it that will easily work
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u/Xenon009 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yup, thats pretty much the rub.
Frankly, the argentine economy is probably irrecoverable. The population expect and demand a rich country quality of life, while having a poor economy.
Any government that tries to cut back and live within their means will either be directly voted out, or more importantly have sorely needed investors THINK they'll be voted out, going back to our "no cake or eating" problem, and get voted out for fixing nothing.
Any government that tries to spend their way out of a bad economy, as might happen in a rich nation, will very quickly realise that there is absolutely not the stretch left in the argentine economy to fix the inflationary effect of the necessary insane quantity of stimulation.
The truth is, argentina is probably beyond hope economically. The only potential way it could be done is if somehow someone like milei, although hopefully less insane, won like 3 back to back terms, while enduring the cake problem and fixing nothing, which I imagine is borderline impossible because the argentines pockets don't have enough flex to absorb however many elections of enduring this. And a starving man will always vote for food.
The only other option is to ditch capitalist economics entirely, and have a socialist revolution. By detaching their economy entirely from the world, and the economic blank slate that comes with it, argentina could probably recover, think the USSRs economic boom during the interwar period, but that comes with a metric fuckton of its own problems, first amongst them being ending that autarky without destroying that shiny new economy.
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u/cat_prophecy 23h ago
There's a joke that says: "There are three types of economies: developed, developing, and [Argentina]/[Japan]". The Argentine economy has been in shambles for a long time.
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u/CowboyLaw 1d ago
Do you believe inflation is the only economic indicator that matters?
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u/Amoral_Abe 1d ago
They haven't because it's been much much much worse in the past. Current yearly inflation is ~33%. Leading up to Milei's election it got to ~250%/year. He was elected end of 2023 when everything was falling apart (which is what lead to him being elected). Inflation peaked a few months into his tenure in April before changes he implemented started reversing things. Within 12 months of his changes inflation came down to ~33%.
So.... yeah..... Argentina's economy has been far more fucked in the past.
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u/OvulatingScrotum 1d ago
Oh boy. The same thing can be applied to many many other people.
And to be fair, those who riot (or get violent) over a sport are almost always too immature to care about politics.
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u/Mixels 1d ago
Actually, the fact that their government is dog poo is at least partly the reason these people are so crazy about football. Misdirected anger.
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u/OvulatingScrotum 1d ago
First, it’s not unique to Argentina or football/soccer. But I see your argument.
Second, misdirected anger is partly caused by immaturity. It’s like beating your wife/kid because you got yelled at by your boss or customer.
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u/MattBrey 1d ago
This is a random person throwing a can. There's like 6 people in the picture how is this a riot?
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u/coolatomic360 1d ago
I like to think Mamdani is smiling so much here because he knows it was recorded and was inevitably going to become an elite ragebait reaction GIF
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u/AppropriateLow2271 21h ago
The guy smiles a lot. Pretty much every time I see the guy he's smiling. I don't understand how he manages to stay so jovial given the circumstances.
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u/Douglasnarinas 23h ago
This is some dude throwing a can, with a couple more people around doing nothing, and some dude collecting cans for recycling it seems? I don’t see how this is a riot, and I don’t see how nobody asks this question
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u/PolarSquirrelBear 1d ago edited 1d ago
I mean what the hell, won the last World Cup and won the last two Copa América. It’s not like this was a heartbreaking loss after a drought or something.
Fuck, The Blue Jays losing the World Series was devastating for fans and no one rioted.
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u/PereJuan 1d ago edited 21h ago
This post is misleading. Fans were celebrating and thanking the team for hours before police arrived to clear the streets. The people that didn't leave were just throwing stuff at the officers, not rioting against the national team. This is the last WC for this team as well as Messi and the coaches, it's the end of an era.
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u/gargeug 23h ago
Thank you. Looks like a bunch of kids doing dumb kid stuff. Crazy this post characterizes an entire country based on a singular photo of the actions of a few kids being dumb when not wanting to go home.
Look, I can do it to: Argentinians fill bags up with cans after world cup loss
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u/Khalbrae 1d ago
The Blue Jays winning would have been a real underdog story. The kind of thing movies are made of.
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u/NilsofWindhelm 1d ago
After the reactions the the Knicks celebrations I refuse to call anything a riot based on a single photo
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u/toolschism 1d ago
Right? like come on what the fuck even is this post. A single photo with a single person who looks like he's "rioting" while everyone else stands around and hell even one guy looks like he's got a bag of trash that he's been collecting.
This is the most tame fucking riot I've ever seen if this is the only photo they can scrounge up.
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u/tafinucane 1d ago
Yes we must all hate Argentina and Argentinians, but where's the riot? Looks like one drunk dude, and some people picking up trash after a watch party.
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u/ukulele87 23h ago
People where celebrating as soon as the match ended. They are clearing after the celebrations, if 1 or 2 people had too much to drink and start shit its not a riot.
You are all victims of miss misinformation, willingly believing narratives that suit your own agenda.
As always being manipulated for the gain of others, because nothing is more harmful than having the wrong view about reality.
Hope the world finds a way to navigate this new era of blatant manipulation and a populace obviously not educated to deal with it.
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u/afraid2fart 21h ago
Guys-there was no riot. they go to the obelisk to raise a ruckus after every sporting event. This is fake news.
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u/lupajarito 1d ago
Hi. Argentine here: if you really want context for the picture and not just keep fueling the hate for no reason here it is:
Millions of people went out to celebrate our team and their efforts, made a big big party with all sorts of people, families, little kids, grandparents and whoever wanted to join
But since not only out country's government but the city of buenos aires government are pieces of shit, they had no better idea than starting to kick people out, violently, shooting their guns at the crowd and throwing tear gas.
I know that doesn't fit your narrative. but that's exactly what happened.
Also if you want to know something really relevant about Argentina, in August 6 the government will try to pass a bill that will allow anyone or any company to buy our land with no restrictions, and we are going to the streets to fight that bill. If you want to give us your support, we will appreciate it.
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u/CndConnection 23h ago
I appreciate this context and I believe you.
This is just a photo and people are making their minds up. I have many coworkers in Buenos Aires and they are so wonderful to work with. I know they were disappointed by the loss but they weren't telling me about riots or violence.
Much love to your country. Hope things improve government wise.
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u/BroseppeVerdi 1d ago
Unacceptable. If they really need to riot and trash a city, we have a place specifically for that.
It's called Philadelphia.
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u/Moosplauze 1d ago
Is it though? Looks more like most people are digging through the trash left by a public viewing crowd. One person throwing something isn't exactly a riot yet.
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u/Douglasqqq 1d ago
I preferred losing like an Englishman over winning like an Argentinian.
Now, seeing what losing like an Argentinian is like... it's a whole new ball game (that they will come second in).
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u/kleptorsfw 1d ago
Yeah I'll take not quite being in last place as a Canadian over what this looks like
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u/Claystead 1d ago
The celebrations in Oslo when the team returned after losing were insane, like a quarter of the population turned out to party. Even in smaller towns near the route bars were drunk dry and restaurants eaten empty.
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u/jackrabbit323 1d ago
As an American, I fully accept quiet embarrassment.
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u/techbear72 1d ago
Sorry dude, that attitude disbars you from being an American.
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u/muzik4machines 1d ago
i understand them, cheating that much and spending that much on bribes just to be beaten fair and square, must be frustrating /s in case
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u/trueum26 1d ago
Tbf there’s no disputing they played dirty. I only supported arg for Messi winning another World Cup but seeing how arg played, I was rooting for Spain in the final
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u/muzik4machines 1d ago
i was rooting for spain so that messi did not win another world cup
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u/sirhackenslash 1d ago
Are you talking about football or the american 2020 election/riot? (/s sort of)
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u/MoiNoni 1d ago
Dawg back up those claims I haven't seem a single lick of proof that they bribed anyone or cheated whatsoever
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u/Life-Landscape5689 6h ago
It was about 4-6 weeks ago that I commented “I don’t know why people make such a big deal about Messi” or something along those lines and this guy proceeded to go apoplectic in the comments at me and following me to different subreddits and just being a total freak
I hope you see this buddy, go frig yourself ya loser
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u/Searscale 1d ago
These comments arent any better. Everyone is just angry all the time. Yall need to go for a walk and SLOW DOWN. Life's too short to be rushing through it.
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u/PabloZissou 1d ago
This is totally false. People celebrated and police was sent to clear out at night and as people was not yet leaving they started shouting.
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u/No-Leopard639 1d ago
Men are so emotional...
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u/DrakkoZW 1d ago edited 1d ago
It really is just that. And I say that as a man.
Like, what is the goal of rioting? What are they hoping to accomplish? There's no logical line of reasoning from this - it's just a bunch of people lashing out because they're angry something innocuous occurred in a way they didn't like.
They may as well be rioting over the weather
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u/wijm02 1d ago
Rioting over the weather (climate change) would actually be more legit
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u/nodspine 1d ago
This is misinformation. It didn't begin as a riot over the loss, people just met up after the match, it was a normal celebration until Macri. the BsAs mayor, sent in the Riot police. THEN it became a riot.
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u/Captain_Aizen 8h ago
Imagine getting that worked up over a goddamn football game
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u/ProxyDamage 1d ago
No one ever accused the Argentinian fans of being too classy...
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u/re_br 1d ago edited 1d ago
People did not "riot over losing the match". People were celebrating making 2nd place and, like it happened with celebrations for the previous matches, and with any kind of public display, the ultra right wing government sent police to beat them up. This kid is throwing something at the police. Do not believe the propaganda.
Edit to add, it's incredibly telling that no police or military are shown in the photo.
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u/edgardini360 1d ago
AI must be in 'lets pile on Argentina' mode, looks like that's the trend right now
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u/Ok-disaster2022 1d ago
Eh, there's plenty of US cities that have done the same thing when their team lost a finals.
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u/skizzoat 21h ago
I'm not Argentinian by a long shot, but the amount of bullshit that is being taken out of context is staggering. People were celebrating peacefully until the riot cops showed up with rubber bullets and water cannons.
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u/I_Have_CDO 18h ago
Imagine what would have happened were they not diving, cheating, miserable wankers.
Y Viva Epagne.
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u/Adrian_FCD 17h ago
I don't know man, I think there are more pressing concerns that deserve riots over there.
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u/Preindustrialcyborg 16h ago
if only theyd riot like this to defend human rights or some shit. but nah, lets riot over kicking ball
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u/HanginLowNd2daLeft 16h ago
What does this achieve ? What are they angry at ? Who are they angry at
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u/CheesE4Every1 9h ago
Damn, a whole country became a college football (American) town for a shitty team? How wild.



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u/Dangerous-Clock2617 1d ago
That's a Messi situation.