r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • 2d ago
In the future, schools may no longer have human teachers ...
but they'll still have an anthropic principal!
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • 2d ago
but they'll still have an anthropic principal!
r/physicsjokes • u/Own_Squash5242 • 4d ago
lets just say my entire grade 12 university physics class never forgot that number😭😭😭
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • 10d ago
They both killed the cat.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • 19d ago
He invented dynamite, thinking it would end war, which it didn't, and he took out his jealousy of his mathematician friend who slept with his wife on the entire mathematical community by not offering a Nobel Prize in math. He also didn't anticipate that Trump would steal the Nobel Peace Prize.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • 21d ago
They would have formed a Cooper pair.
r/physicsjokes • u/Thoughts_Of_Elad • Jun 09 '26
To the given/accepted 'absolute' truths of Death and Taxes...... I wish to add another truth... that far exceedes these.... through both space.... and time.... The Second Law of Thermodynamics... S = K ln Q, Q = Ω₂/Ω₁ ... How random is that? :)))))
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • Jun 07 '26
A multiversity.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • Jun 02 '26
A person.
r/physicsjokes • u/rodippp_ • May 24 '26
What's the point of studying physics if I don't understand so sleeping is the better option ..
r/physicsjokes • u/Upper_Paramedic_8216 • May 22 '26
A Higgs Boson walks into a church.
The priest says, "you cannot be here!"
Higgs Boson says, "but without me how can you have mass!"
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • May 22 '26
He went to a very tough school with an exclusion principal.
r/physicsjokes • u/Sensitive_Fix8271 • May 14 '26
Imagine the absolute goldmine of a scenario where your girl has never even heard of time travel and has zero clue what the multiverse is. As a physics enthusiast, this is the ultimate blank canvas. You get to be the one to introduce her to the mind-bending beauty of science, watch her brain melt a little bit, and completely blow her mind from scratch. You are absolutely about to cook.
r/physicsjokes • u/mabondawn • May 11 '26
Say you’re a one eyed pirate. You want to sneak a cheeky glance at another pirates wife’s boobies, yet risk loosing an eye if he catches your eye grazing on his pasture. How can one be sure that he’s not looking when you are looking at the boobies. You look back to check and he’s not, but he very well could have noticed when you had been looking.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • May 10 '26
It's called The Tao of Mathematics.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • May 07 '26
It concerns what matter's.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • May 04 '26
log-log
r/physicsjokes • u/MyMindIsOnlyElectric • May 03 '26
and no, real politics do not influence the chart itself, its more of like a parody of the political chart, except each sect is apart of a framework of its own, you could say.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • Apr 17 '26
They were Curie-ous about it.
r/physicsjokes • u/flamingloltus • Apr 15 '26
“What’s a matter, daddy?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
r/physicsjokes • u/Severe_Guarantee_745 • Apr 11 '26
It involves a salt and battery