r/okbuddycinephile • u/KaidoPklevel • 7h ago

A historically accurate adaptation of 'The Odyssey'

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u/birn_echo Society man 5h ago

As a gay man I can confirm, nothing is gayer then sex with a woman

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u/WurdaMouth 5h ago

Thats it! Im not letting a gay guy out-straight me! Time to have sex with men.

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u/joonty 1h ago

We really had to twist your arm

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u/takeme2tendieztown 3h ago

Many men!

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u/WurdaMouth 1h ago

However many it takes to prove Im straighter than that gay guy!

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u/spinaljellyfish 4h ago

This is literally a quote from Nick Fuentes “If we're really being honest, never having a girlfriend, never having sex with a woman, really makes you more heterosexual, because honestly, dating women is gay.”

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u/birn_echo Society man 4h ago

Nick Fuentes would be less of a peace of shit if he just relaxed and let a guy just utterly obliterate him

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u/ClassiFried86 4h ago

May he never know piece.

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u/the_phantom_limbo 4h ago

Pretty sure it's happening. I remember there being commentary about a sex tape leak of Fuentes and Destiny a couple of years ago.

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u/Zaza1019 4h ago

Isn't he the white nationalist who got caught looking at trans/shemale porn not that long ago because he thought his stream ended and pulled it up? Pretty sure he knows all about being gay already.

Edit: This might not narrow it down as I think there are a lot of cases of this in the closeted world of the anti-gay community.

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u/DasharrEandall 5h ago

Hello Andrew Tate, how's the court case doing?

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u/birn_echo Society man 5h ago

Tate wishes he could pull the bussy I pull

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u/Strange-Bee5626 4h ago

Congratulations!

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u/Procrasturbating 4h ago

Is it more or less gay if she has a penis? I’m very confused now.

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u/birn_echo Society man 4h ago

depends on how butch her haircut is

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u/Procrasturbating 4h ago

That leaves me with even more uncomfortable questions.. I’m just gonna live with my confused boner.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 4h ago

It becomes a contest. May the best erection win.

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u/Zaza1019 4h ago

Who cares at that point? You get the best of both worlds? Just enjoy it.

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u/Procrasturbating 3h ago

Well obviously I’m gonna enjoy it.. but is it gay? I guess I’ll just tell my doctor the whole story and let him decide..

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u/Ek0mst0p 5h ago

Hey! Noone said it is gay, just pussy... wait...

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u/LillyJane8124 4h ago

Puss is for pussies, schlongs are for bros…yeah!! 💪

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 4h ago

So if I’m bisexual, and I enjoy sex with men and women, does that automatically make me super mega gay?

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u/birn_echo Society man 4h ago

clearly!!

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u/Bleatbleatbang 4h ago

Does that mean I’m gay.
Oh well.
How you doin’ Society Man?

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u/FutureDustMotes 2h ago

As a woman, big same 😅

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u/Herandar 3h ago

Thank you,  Andrew Tate. How's the prison food? 

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u/birn_echo Society man 3h ago

Tate? That beta cuck?