"Why would you go to the doctor, like a girl, to get your prostate checked by some beta male nerd who did gay shit like reading books and going to college when you can just have one of your gym bros do it right here on the table when we are done recording this alpha male podcast episode about how sex with women lowers your testosterone???"
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u/pzvaldes 5h ago
I'm not gay, I don't even wipe my own butt hole, I hire guys in bars and clubs to clean it for me.