r/okbuddycinephile 7h ago

A historically accurate adaptation of 'The Odyssey'

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u/original_username20 5h ago

I mean, there are manosphere influencers who unironically rant about how dating women is essentially gay and men are the more attractive gender.

If Elon and Mel just put some of those deeply closeted dipshits in the writer's room, they'll come up with the most... authentic depiction of ancient Greece ever put on screen, all while convincing themselves it's completely straight

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u/pzvaldes 5h ago

I'm not gay, I don't even wipe my own butt hole, I hire guys in bars and clubs to clean it for me.

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u/original_username20 4h ago

"Why would you go to the doctor, like a girl, to get your prostate checked by some beta male nerd who did gay shit like reading books and going to college when you can just have one of your gym bros do it right here on the table when we are done recording this alpha male podcast episode about how sex with women lowers your testosterone???"

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 5h ago

I wonder if they could try and get the Tate brothers off to help out?

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u/AntisocialDick 5h ago

“Get the Tate brothers off”

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 5h ago

They’ll get them off after helping to secure their release.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MuHJcSI9ySLsrNo59Q

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u/kro23 5h ago

How anyone can claim that men are the more attractive sex is beyond me.