r/okbuddycinephile • u/KaidoPklevel • 7h ago

A historically accurate adaptation of 'The Odyssey'

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u/oofty_goofty_ cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 5h ago

Fully nude, with extra jiggle physics added.

There will also be scenes about how women need to be more modest and stop being whores

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 4h ago

I will only accept this if everyone is fully nude. Everyone. The entire cast.

Also I demand extra jiggle physics added for Scylla and Charybdis.

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u/eukomos 2h ago

That's fine, because the Sirens in the actual Odyssey have the heads of women and the bodies of birds, so we can have all the naked birds on screen we like and not even have to spend money on jiggle physics.