A historically accurate adaptation of 'The Odyssey'

[u/KaidoPklevel]

[u/absolutely_not_spock]

Sydney will play the sirens…

[u/oofty_goofty_ → u/absolutely_not_spock]

Fully nude, with extra jiggle physics added.

There will also be scenes about how women need to be more modest and stop being whores

[u/Wild-Lychee-3312 → u/oofty_goofty_]

I will only accept this if everyone is fully nude. Everyone. The entire cast.

Also I demand extra jiggle physics added for Scylla and Charybdis.

[u/eukomos → u/oofty_goofty_]

That's fine, because the Sirens in the actual Odyssey have the heads of women and the bodies of birds, so we can have all the naked birds on screen we like and not even have to spend money on jiggle physics.

[u/Odd-Homework-3582 → u/absolutely_not_spock]

Real shit?

[u/vshredd → u/absolutely_not_spock]

Alright I'm listening.

[u/Practical-Bird-1270 → u/absolutely_not_spock]

Seated.