r/okbuddycinephile • u/KaidoPklevel • 7h ago

A historically accurate adaptation of 'The Odyssey'

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u/_soosleloshem 6h ago

Maybe Melania herself could play Helen of Troy?

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u/man_fuck_these_subs 6h ago

fuck yes, I wanna see MAGA performing mental gymnastics to claim that Melania is hotter than Lupita lmao

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u/Financial-Quail5978 4h ago

Looks more like a greek goddess than the african actress

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u/man_fuck_these_subs 4h ago

ok brainlet. go goon to Melania and her botox then lmao

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u/Financial-Quail5978 4h ago

tf bruh I’m just being objective lmao

She’s atleast part Balkan as are Greeks.

The african actress looks literally nothing like a Greek.

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u/Financial-Leader3475 6h ago

No, a Greek woman should play Helen of Troy, not Lupita.

A Greek man should play Odysseus, not Matt Damon

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u/thebeastiestmeat 5h ago

Specifically, a woman from Sparta should play Helen of Troy, and man from Ithaca should play Odysseus

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u/Financial-Leader3475 5h ago

Yes, do keep dismissing the issue with WASPs stealing Greek stories

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u/thebeastiestmeat 5h ago

Yup i will thank you

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits 5h ago

Helen of Troy is a made up person who was born via an egg after a made up person got fucked by a swan that was supposedly Zeus she could be a fucking giraffe for all I care

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u/Financial-Leader3475 5h ago

Yes, do keep dismissing the issue with WASPs stealing Greek stories

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits 5h ago

Well don’t share your stories with the world next time

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u/Financial-Leader3475 5h ago

Ok Terry Crews as Anne Frank next

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits 4h ago

Sounds good to me

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u/LayWhere 4h ago

They should also speak greek, not english.

And have lots of gay sex.