https://www.instagram.com/p/DbD2sOblJGd/?igsh=MXg3YXR0ZTJsY3VpNA==

If this has been done or no one wants to do it I'll get rid of it. But basically I'll comment each song and the most upvoted gets eliminated. After Day 9 we will have the community ranking on the album. Could be fun

Earths space debris has reached Europa

There's some absolute howlers in there, boys and girls. What's the absolute worst?

assgayrythm

the dank side

PRESSure

popaganda

crack it to me

something humanoid

thot contagion

get down and fuck

blockAIDS

dick town

the void (it’s a hole)

I have no idea who Muse is, somehow ended up on their crappy online store while sleep walking and ordered this item, it arrived 6 months later, then I thought to myself let me put it on, maybe it'll wow my signal as it falsely claims on the box, but all it did was go right through my skin soul and made me say ow!

Slipping Matty: "I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was twenty-two measures. One after Twenty_1, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it! He-He-He covered his tracks, he got that idiot on the bass to lie for him...!"

Dominic HHM: "You think this is something--? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse! That orange! Are you telling me that a fruit just happens to say 'cunt' like that? No, he orchestrated it! Matty! He threw his gear into the ocean! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have, I took him into my own band! What was I thinking?! He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was six, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands off of the piano. 'But not our Matty, couldn't be precious Matty!' Playing songs blind! And he gets to be a musician?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance!"

This wowlbum is so wow I can’t stop wowing all over the wowing place. The Wow! Signal more like Wow Wow! Wowgnal

I honestly thought Muse’s horniness peaked with Showbiz with lyrics about coming in my cave and being young and aroused but then this album came and arguably topped Showbiz with its horniness. In Nightshift Superstar Matt sings about a girl “feeling you just right” we also have The Sickness in You and I in which the chorus is literally Matt yelling “Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak!” And how he craves your touch. Truly, we have reached new levels of horniness.

I don’t have many friends who even reject Muse, let alone hate them, I even wind my partner up into a Fury with my hate (which is now let’s face it an obsession thanks to TW!S managing to hit so many sweet spots) so I just want to say fuck you to everyone being here in this shittie sub.

My hate for Muse seems to be matched only here and not currently IRL so this is an appreciation post for the despair I feel when I can Be With You all.

I found this news article from 2019 and I'm surprised no ones talking about this.

What should I do with it?

I can’t believe they’re still doing this shit. Why can’t Muse be original for once? Don’t get me wrong, I still love Muse, but just once I would want to listen to them and not feel like I’m listening to the greatest band of all time.

Just once I would want to listen to my songs on shuffle and not having to think “wait, is this Muse or Radiohead?”.

Don’t even get me started on The Wow! Signal. Signal.. bleep.. bleep bloop... Sound familiar? Come on Muse, you can do better.

Instagram is discontinuing their extremely well thought out, dystopian AI implementation, Meta Muse ™️ effectively immediately

I'm going to a Muse concert today and I don't know too much about them or their fanbase, so I need help from you guys to accomplish my goals. I'm looking for trash takes and common misconceptions, just anything that would get under any Muse fan's skin.

More like The Meh. Signal

Add it to the list!!