YOU FUCKING PANSY ASS FEELING PROTECTING CUCKS WON’T GIVE ME MY 75843748 OFFSET ATTACKS AND INSTEAD I GET A FUCKING MOST SNEAK ATTACKS: 1 FOR MY CARD WHO THE FUCK DEVELOPED THAT PIECE OF SHIT AND WHERE CAN I SHIT IN HIS OR HER MOUTH

IS IT TOO HARD TO ASK FOR ACTUAL ‘HEY THIS GUY DID A GOOD JOB’ LITTLE SHOUTOUT AT THE END OF A HUNT, OR ARE YOU AFRAID ALL THE CASUALS ARE GOING TO START CRYING WHEN THEY KEEP GETTING MOST TIMES GATHERED?

GOD FUCKING FORBID I TRY TO SOLO GU AGAIN, I'M ALREADY ON FUCKING HARD MODE WITH GUILD GS AND NO CATS IN G-RANK HUB, BUT HOLY FUCK DO THE BLACK AND WHITE DEVILS MAKE THIS SHIT A NIGHTMARE!!!

I ALREADY TIME OUT MULTIPLE TIMES FROM NOT BEING AGGRESSIVE ENOUGH, BUT HOLY FUCK CAN THE FUCKERS NOT WASTE MY TIME EVERY 30 SECONDS, HOLY SHIT. AKANTOR'S DEAD BUT THAT CUNT JUST FEELS THE NEED TO GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ARENA EVERY 3 FUCKING SECONDS, FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN YOU FALSE BLACK BITCH!!!

THE WHITE CUNT IS NO BETTER, BOY DO I LOVE HAVING TO CONSTANTLY RUN OR BLOCK TO GET HIM TO STOP DIG SPAMMING EVERY 3 SECONDS BECAUSE THE FUCKER NEEDS TO DO THAT DIG ATTACK OVER AND OVER AGAIN. STOP DOING THAT SO I CAN HIT YOUR FUCKING STOMACH TO MAKE YOUR SHIT HITZONES 5% LESS SHIT!!!

ADDED BONUS, BECAUSE OF THIS GAMES DOGSHIT SKILL SYSTEM, I HIT MY SKILL LIMIT SO I CAN'T ADD A COMFORT SKILL BEYOND HG EARPLUGS, FUCK ME FOR WANTING TO PREPARE FOR THE HUNT WITH BIND RESIST RIGHT?!!! I GUESS ONLY 5TH GEN AND ONWARDS HAVE THE LUXURY OF COUNTER BUILDING WITHOUT CRIPPLING YOUR DAMAGE!!! JUST DODGE IDIOT, NO CAPCOM, GIVE ME BETTER OPTIONS YOU FUCKERS!!! STOP TRYING TO PUNISH ME FOR HAVING THE AUDIACITY TO PREPARE FOR MY HUNT WITH MY GEAR ALLOWING FOR DAMAGE AND DEFENSE ON THESE 18K HP MONSTERS WITH SHIT HITZONES YOU MADE THAT DON'T IMPROVE EVEN IF YOU BREAK THE THE DAMN PARTS!!! "We made the belly break improve hitzones" OH WOW, THE SHITZONE GOES FROM 25 TO 30, FUCK YOU!!!

SUPER ADDED BONUS, YOU GOTTA DO A BUNCH OF VILLAGE SHIT TO UNLOCK UKANALOS, JUST UKANLOS BY THE WAY, EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO UNLOCK VIA LEVELS BUT UKANLOS, NAH,

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, PORTABLE TEAM DOES NOT PLAY TEST THEIR SHIT SOMETIMES, SOLO OR NOT, THIS SHIT IS AWFUL TO DEAL WITH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND IT WASTES A FULL FUCKIN HOUR.

THEN AFTER THIS ******* I GOT TO TRY TO CHOP OF THE DAMN OCTOPUS PLAYING WITH HIS STUPID PUPPETS, BOY I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY BULLSHIT LIKE SPAMMING THE LASERS, RUNNING AWAY, OR WIGGLING TO FUCKING MUCH.

I am remembering why I don't play GU much, shit is a slog in the endgame.

If you got tips for fighting Ukanlos and Nakarkos with Guild GS and no cats for G-Rank, please feel free. I am not swapping from Guild.

Holy shit, so i am playing monster hunter for a while now. I started with rise and then went on to play world, then mhgu, then 3. I know that its not a action game and i shouldn't play it like one. But my autistic ass picks up a weapon and tries to attack the monster like a crackhead and the monster just stole my stash. The only weapon i have ever had some success with is dual blades and LBG. But any time i want to play a different weapon to try and mix it up makes me feel like i am slamming dick in a car door.

I know its entirely my fault for not being able to take it slow but for the life of me it feels like my brain is just not wired to be able to do that which leads to rage so bad it would make Asura blush. Thankfully i haven't broken anything to terribly yet but fuck me this game pisses me off so bad. Again, 100% my fault for not being able to take it slow but the second i cart i just quit. (I play offline solo exclusively so rage quitting doesn't effect anyone but me).

TLDR: So yeah it just gets boring playing only those two weapons, but rage when i try something else.

EDIT: So some people recommended lance and after playing around with it i think i found my main weapon because i absolutely love it. Being able to face tank the monsters attacks like rocky and then punishing them brings me levels of joy i didnt know existed. Thank you everyone that replied!!!

After over 500 hours in this game, I still fucking hate Nu Udra and everything that this cephalopod piece of shit stands for. Nu Udra was my first cart in this game, and AT Nu Udra consistently hands my ass back to me on an oily, squid-scented platter. It doesn’t matter if I have Adaptability II slotted, or if HunterPie says I’m doing 70-80 DPS, my heart must be made of oil because the rage that AT Nu Udra makes me feel is SETTING IT ON FIRE RIGHT NOW AND IS GIVING ME HEARTBURN.

I can hunt every AT in this game consistently with my main, but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to dunk Nu Udra into a giant ice bath and watch it shrivel up and die.

I have this strange habit where if I know that I am bad at fighting a monster, I make myself keep fighting until I can become good at slaughtering it out of spite/hatred. So I've been hunting 10 star AT Nu Udra quite a bit recently, which is definitely feeding more into my rage.

Every time I go on a Nu Udra hunt, I make it a goal to chop off as many tentacles as possible and then capture it so that when it wakes up, it will have to spend the rest of its life (or at least several weeks if it can regrow them) in painful agony. Luckily, the 10 star AT variant has more than enough HP bloat to make chopping off all of its limbs a possibility.

I don't want to have to flail my phone around like a twat, making people think I'm trying to take pictures of them, when in reality I just need to use my phone's gyro because THE MOMENT THE TAIL ISNT IN RENDER VIEW MY HUNTER THINKS HURR DURR HIT THE BODY IS A GOOD IDEA

The tail is REALLY HIGH UP, and the monster keeps body blocking to roll damage around like this is BATTLETECH to deny me a consistent partbreak.

If the problem can be solved by letting us ZOOM THE FUCK OUT

LET

US

ZOOM

OUT

We're already getting SKILL TAXED for the ability to LOCK ON AT LEAST MAKE IT FUCKING WORK THE WAY IT NEEDS TO IN THIS GAME

Doing 9* Gog hunts... for fuck sake

Why did they make the drop rate so fucking low???

At least I'm now able to do it in like

24 minutes give or take

But

Man is it just frustrating, I don't wanna have to fight this guy 20 more times

Praying I get gems soon

Especially because I'm gonna need like

7 of them

I've been sitting on this one for a while. I didn't know how to articulate why I didn't like time attacking as a whole until I went and play other games to complete my persepctive. Warframe, rise (again), pal world, etc.

1. Its purely just an ego stroke.

Time attackers kinda treat the game like an esport. But there is no medal or reward other than 'thats a good run' type comments. Unless they are streaming or posting regularly to be monetized, the clout of a good run doesn't really matter since a majority of players don't particularly care about time attacking. Generally the people who do care about time attacking are the ones who can solo all of the content and /or appreciate top level gameplay, which is a minority of the community anyways and time attackers are a smaller minority of that population. A discouraging part is that most runs take 20+ runs to get everything nice and perfect. It actually becomes the expectation rather than something to be impressed by after the 50th run on arkveld or gog to get a fast time. Imo time attackers act and are somehow better than the rest of the community for 'pushing through where others didn't' and their word is law cuz of the effort associated with a time attack mixing with the lack of recognition unless they plug and self promote, creating the 'my time is better than yours, so you have to listen to me' attitude.

1. Its a miserable way to play the game.

   You aren't making any progress on gear or awards since you are likely on a hyper optimized build for the matchup and have more than enough know how to have the game completed. (It would be a different story if the goal is to get a really fast average for farming purposes but most time attackers reset after one or two flubs). You play alone and just record your runs to verify that you aren't cheating. (Its a separate issue).

Its basically wringing dry the remaining content of a given game after all of it has been done (guild card, crowns etc) and the player insists there is more to do by time attacking a monster 100 times each. The healthiest thing to do after 100% guild card and beating the content is to put the game down for the library of games is vast. In that regard, time attacking as a mode of play is unhealthy. It doubles down on the addiction that monster hunter fosters. I liken time attackers to going to level cap in warframe. There is a defined way to play and its just a matter of sloughing through it to get the result you want. If all of monster hunter or warframe was consisted of these time sink game modes, I'd quit both communities tomorrow. Capcom and de have the foresight to not centralize the game around the minority to retain its audience because the fun of mh and warframe are the grinds of improving your builds and fighting stronger enemies. You simply can't do that as a time attackers or level capper since you stand at the top of the mountain in perfect gear and are lowkey bullying the enemies until they cooperate for the camera.

1. The TA meta build definition: there is no value in a skill unless it somehow contributes to damage.

Damage is the name of the meta and time attacking game. Thats true for pretty much any game where you have to kill stuff. But time attackers run some questionable stuff to us mere mortal folk. It is not until we see the good hunt time and execution of the strat that we go and say 'oh I get it'.

I view meta in an admittedly odd sense.

Meta = value + context

Wanna run an element build? Burst, element boost and coal engine are an absolute must, Wanna run a raw build? Crit boost + affinity + agitator/attack boost are standard. Wanna strike that middle of defense and damage? Guard up for blocking weapons and AT sets for damage with a focus sash effect. In the same way that time attackers tailor their build to a given mon, the 'meta' of mh is diverse enough to support a build that tailors to a player's preferences. Damage isn't the only thing that holds value in the game and a set isn't bad because its not 100% dps investing. Trading off say 40 points of damage per combo loop for better survivability via something like guard up is 100% a viable choice in build design(post tu4). When the combo loop is doing 2000 damage on an ideal hitzone for example, its asinine to assert that dropping 2% of damage to not get deleted by guard chip is a wrong decision or somehow makes the builds shit. And of course, you pick the best of the respective categories for damage, utility/function and defense skills for your weapon.

1. Modding/cheating normalization

A few too many time attackers have been vocal about modding in perfect gear to 'skip the grind.' The only reason to boot up monster hunter is to grind for shit. The journey to perfection is the point of playing the game. Just because they wanna skip to endgame, they hack In stuff that most people spend literal months for.

At no point am I inclined to trust a run if they say it has modded gear because the cornerstone of time attacking is integrity. A run with modded gear in it has no integrity. While I disagree with playing with the mode, I respect time attackers for slogging through runs to show us some pristine gameplay. The entire grind to perfect gear + grind for a perfect run is what makes a time attacker. Imo its an insult to the devs, and time attackers who play legit when a hacker calls themselves time attackers. Time attacking is literally gatekept by meta, legally obtained times, and a community with integrity. Most of the cheating scandals were caused by mods and cheaters while legit players were sniffing them out and calling bs.

The centralization of getting the fastest time and thus the recognition is the source of this problem. You need to be first in line to post your good runs before the others do, especially when a new game releases. -> hacking/ modding spiked.

Been playing MH Worldborne lately and I've had a blast with it. But master rank is just starting to feel like on shitshow after another from the point you fight Barioth and Nargacuga all the way up to the tempered monsters in the guiding lands. They hit like fucking trucks, they move like they're on fucking drugs tweaking out like a mf and the tempered fucks just fucking one shot you at 200 hp. Just now I got one shot twice by a tempered black diablos dumbass charge attack, I was guard pointing the shit the whole god damn time on its dig attacks, its head sweeps, its charge attacks untill I mess up one time, you get carted and boom rewards decreased to basically the bare minimum. Like at that point the effort isn't worth the reward anymore imo.

After that I booted up FF7 Remake which has combat that's way to easy so I can't be arsed. So I'm already thinking of booting up this shit show of a game again and try to beat that fucking T2 pos diablos and make sure it stays in the fucking ground this time

I may or may not have been banging my head against the wall that is called Raging Brachy to no avail for an hour or 2 before this happened

Oh my fucking god. I just got wilds and was so excited for it, and the fights are so godamn fluid and fun, the outfits look cool, Im excited for the grind but THE GAME JUST WONT LET ME FUCKING PLAY.

It's called Monster Hunter not Monster Talker, I have 4 hours in this game and in those 4 hours I had 2 MONSTER ENCOUNTERS.

And the "Story" is so godamn boring. Every Character is either annoying, cringe, a walking cliche or straight up uninteresting, I dont care, I want to FIGHT, i want to GRIND.

Whats up with all these new entries in franchises that suddenly want to have the greatest story ever when they were never story focused to begin with.

When I play Monster Hunter I WANT TO HUNT.

I dont know how much longer I can take this boring slog of a game that could be so good.

Grinding Fujang to get materials for its Swaxe.

Recently managed to beat it solo with 2 carts for the first time, so I decided to do it again with a SOS flare to make it easier for myself.

30 minutes into the hunt nobody joined, I'm doing fairly well (certainly better than my first attempt), with just one cart because of the bullshit thunder balls, when a glorious Greatsword player hops in.

He proceeds to faint twice within 10 minutes, contributing nothing to the hunt and making me fail.

I guess there was a reason I ONLY played solo.

Screw you you damp piss-soaked tissue who keeps running straight into its attacks.

I AM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THIS DOGSHIT GAME. I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE AFTER FIGHTING APEX DIABLOS BECAUSE IT MADE ME REALIZED HOW FUCKIGN FLAWED THIS GAME IS. I HAVE ENCOUNTERED SO MICH BULLSHIT ITS FUCKING CRAZY HOW THEY EVEN ALLOWED THIS GAME TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE STATE ITS IN. I HAVE PLAYED WORLD AND RISE TO THE END. I BEAT FATALIS, ALATREON, P. MALZENO, RISEN SHAGARU, EVERYTHING IN THOSE GAMES, BUT NONE OF THEM STANDS UP TO THE AMOUNT OF BULLSHITERY 4U THROWS AT YOU.

I CAN HANDLE ABSURD WIND FROM FUCKING RATHALOS WHO SOMEHOW CAN GENERATE MORE WIND THAN THE FUCKING WIND MONSTER ITSELF. I CAN HANDLE RANDOM TAR BEING THROWN ON THE GROUND OFFSCREEN AND FUCKING DYING TO GOGMAZIOS BY IT. I CAN HANDLE HOW ASS BLEED IS TREATED IN THIS GAME. I CAN HANDLE THE GARBAGE MAPS IN THIS GAME LIKE V. HOLLOW. I CAN HANDLE LOSING MY FUCKIGN MOUNT BECAUSE THE MONSTER SENT ME TO A DIFFERENT ZONE OR WENT TO AN AREA OF THE ZONE THAT I CANT WALK ON. BUT AFTER THIS APEX DIABLOS QUEST, IT PERFECTLY MADE ME REALIZED WHAT THE REST OF THE GAME IS GONNA IN STORE HAVE FOR ME.

WATCHING MY GREATSWORD GET DEFLECTED BY THE APEX DIABLOS WHEN I HAD MINDS EYE WAS MY FUCKING BREAKING POINT. YOU MEAN THE ONE SKILL THAT IS MEANT TO PREVENT DEFLECTING GETS DEFLECTED. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LET THIS SLIDE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT. I WAS GONNA LET THIS SLIDE AND KEEP PLAYING. BUT IT ALL CAME CRASHING DOWN WHEN I SAW MY FUCKING KINSECT GET DEFLECTED. WHAT.

HOW THE FUCK DOES A KINSECT GET DEFLECTED NOT EVEN A GRAVIOS COULD DO THAT SHIT. THE KINSECT IS LITERALLY MY ONLY WAY TO GET EXTRACTS AND THEY FUCKED ME OVER WITH THAT. THEY FUCKED ME OVER. I IMMEDIATELY JUST SHUT DOWN THE GAME BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST BULLSHIT THING I HAVE EVER SAW. I DONT THINK I COULD EVER RETURN TO THIS GAME AFTER THAT. I KEPT PLAYING BECAUSE I THOUGHT THINGS WOULD GET BETTER LIKE WITH WORLD AND RISE BUT NVM THAT BECAUSE THE ENTIRE ENDGAME IS GONNA BE FULL OF BULLSHIT LIKE THAT.

IF YOURE HAVING TROUBLE WITH WIND YOU GET WIND RES, IF YOURE HAVING TROUBLE WITH POISON YOU GET POISON RES, IF YOURE HAVING TROUBLE WITH DEFLECTING YOU GET MINDS EYE BUT NOT FOR APEX BECAUSE I GUESS FUCK ME AND MY WEAPON. I KNOW PEOPLE ARE GONNA SAY JUST USE THE DRIVE WYSTONE BUT I FUCKING HATE THE EXISTENCE OF THESE LITTLE SHITS. ITS BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO STAND AND HEAL BUT ALSO TO POWER UP JUST SO I CAN SUPPRESS THEIR FRENZY. FUCK YOU. IM GLAD THEY DIDNT DO THE SAME WITH AFFLICTED MONSTERS THE ACTUAL GOATS OF MONSTER HUNTER ENDGAME BUT WHY COULDNT THEY DO THIS AT FIRST JUST WHY.

and you wanna know what the funny thing here is. IM PROBABLY STILL GONNA PLAY THIS GAME. I SAID IM DONE BUT THATS A GODDAMN LIE. THIS GAME HAS ME TRAPPED IN A BASEMENT MAKING ME EAT SLOP AND THEIR DICK AND IM THANKING THEM FOR IT. IM SAYING MORE MASTER MORE LIKE I GOT FUCKING STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. I DID THE SAME SHIT WITH WORLD AND RISE AND IM DOING THE SAME SHIT HERE. I CANT STOP I CANT EVER STOP. SOMEONE HELP ME

That's it, that's the post. Did the game designers fell asleep when making this guy? Because he's got by far the worst visibility in the video game. Between the busy ass silhouette, the constant flame aura that's of the same color with wounds for some reason, and the super busy, also flaming background. This fight is just visual diarrhea. It actually hurts my eyes and soul fighting this shit heap of a monster.

Twice in a hunt today my Palico decided to heal me the very moment! I pop a potion. Fuckin Twice.

its not the first time that little cat-prick has done this either, waits until I pop a potion and then "Heals incoming"

Sort it out you furry ball of shite

Let's just start with the main idea. Omega Planetes is a bad monster. It's not a hard monster, it's not a riveting challenge that will truly test your skills, it's just a knowledge check that frustrates you. You just learn how to do the fight and then you do it, you go through the damn motions like it's a fucking chore, because it IS a chore. It's an MMO fight transplanted into Monster Hunter, and more power to you if you like raid bosses and shit, but I sure fucking don't. Here's a thought, if I wanted to fight a boss like that, I WOULD PLAY AN MMO INSTEAD OF MH. Nothing has made me want to play FFXIV LESS than Omega Planetes (except Behemoth from World, which admittedly was even worse than Omega, but this ain't about him).

So, you have this fucking chore of a fight made for a completely different game genre, one that I do not care for, but that's not the most frustrating part. The frustrating part is that I'm a GS player, and I like the gear it gives you. This means that instead of getting to ignore it and be on my merry way, I have to actually FIGHT this thing if I want that sick-ass shadow projectile on my charged attacks. And I do. And this is the shitty part. I've been playing since 3U, early enough that I still remember the feeling of having to do one fight over and over and over and over and over again just to get ONE part that for some reason refuses to drop. I believe I posted here about that very thing long ago. But the difference with all those times and now is twofold. Firstly, I was still playing MH, I was fighting monsters MADE for MH, and through all the frustration, I was still engaging with fun mechanics and cool monsters that I liked at the end of the day. Second, this is Wilds. Rare parts mean nothing anymore, all you have to do is wait for one to spawn with the part you want and hunt it, the days of ramming your head against a wall for a rare drop are basically over now because you can do investigations for almost any monster you want to farm. Almost. Because you CAN'T DO FUCKING INVESTIGATIONS FOR OMEGA PLANETES. SO NOT ONLY AM I STUCK FIGHTING THIS DUMBASS FUCKING MMO FIGHT IN MY ACTION GAME, BUT I HAVE HAD TO DO IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN CHASING A 2-3% DROP LIKE SOME FUCKING CHUMP IN THE GAME THAT REMOVED THE RARITY OF RARE DROPS FOR EVERY OTHER GODDAMNED FIGHT.

In summation. Fuck Omega Planetes. Go to hell Capcom. FFXIV can suck my dick. Drop the goddamn part already, you need three of the damn things for all the gear and I haven't gotten ONE. The second one drops I'm making the waist and fucking off back to Generations, this shit sucks.

And it’s not even that it’s hard, BUT ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. The guy attacks at x3 speed of normal arzuros and doesnt have a single clue on the attack he’s gonna do. Ok, i can work with that. AND THEN WHEN I DODGE, THE MF GRABS ME. And the guy does a hell lot of damage too for an arzuros. AND THE WORST THING OF ALL, is that this bitch is not late game or something. THE DUDE IS THE FIRST THING YOU KILL when slaying afflicted monsters. I swear to god i find all of the other monsters way easier than this fcking quiro exploiting ass. Good lord it’s HP is low bc every sucker punch or instant grab its so freaking annoying.

I recently started playing MHGU, and I just fought a Gypceros (Literal low rank trash monster) with a great sword for 40 minutes. The hardest part of the fight was not dying of being bored out of my god damn skull. I must be doing something wrong but it feels like you literally cannot get a solid charged sword hit in quick enough because it will just point blank charge or jump back and you just hit the ground for 0 damage YET AGAIN like a fucking idiot. Is hit trading how you are meant to fight him???? I dont understand...

On the topic of point blank charges that activate regardless of distance from the player and have a hitbox on frame one...FUCK THEM ALL.

LIKE HOLY SWEET JESUS. EX REDHELM ARZUROS' HUNT IS LITERALLY A FUCKING FEAR SIMULATOR WHICH CONSISTS OF YOU AND YOUR WHOLE TEAM FUCKING RUNNING AROUND SCARED SHITLESS FOR LIKE FUCKING 10 MINUTES, HOPING TO CHRIST THAT IT DOESN'T TURN IT'S FUCKING BIG ARSE AROUND TO LOCK DIRECTLY ONTO YOU OR WHOEVER WAS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE PLAYING THE GAME AT THAT TIME AND HUNT THEM DOWN LIKE A FUCKING HEAT SEEKING MISSILE, LOOKING TO TEAR THEIR FUCKING FACE OFF IN LIKE 1 HIT. FUCK.

AIN'T NO WAY THEY MADE THIS FUCKER HIT SO HARD, JUST EX ARZUROS BUMPING INTO ME SLIGHTLY FUCKING TAKES NINE TENTHS OF MY FUCKING HP BAR. RUNS FAST AS FUCK TOO. DID IT FIND MY DASH JUICE STASH? NO IT DIDN'T, BECAUSE ALL THE FUCKING DASH JUICE IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T RESULT IN SOMETHING SO DIABOLICAL. LIKE I'M TRYING TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME, AND I'M TRYING NOT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND SHIT MYSELF SCARED TO FUCK WHO IT'S GONNA TARGET BECAUSE ARZUROS COULD JUST FUCKING TURN AROUND AT ANY MOMENT TO REDUCE ME TO A FINE PASTE OR SMEAR ON THE GROUND. DOUBLEY SO IF HE FUCKING STARTS RUNNING AT DOUBLE THE FUCKING SPEED LIKE A GOD DAMN NUTCASE WITH A BURNING HATRED OF HUMANITY ON PAR WITH FATALIS.... ok... maybe it's not THAT bad.

Okay, so I was doing proof of a hero with switch axe after actively trying to learn the weapon for a few days. I ask an in game friend to help me out with the quest and I post it in the lobby, but I had forgotten to turn auto SOS off. When the quest starts, two more people join and I’m annoyed at myself, but I think fine, my mistake, we’ll go with four people. I think this was my first quest of the day and since I am still trying to understand swaxe right, I make some avoidable mistakes.

Oh btw, the dual blades guy had his mic on, so the moment he joined there was just this constant noise in the background, as well as someone doing the dishes I think. He also made the most typical gamer sounds of breathing heavily into his microphone and snorting. I wasn’t really paying attention to him, so I have no clue if he was playing well or not, but either way that doesn’t really matter.

I cart one time against AT Rey Dau from one of his lingering lightning attacks after I do a full counter. My bad, should have cancelled it. I restock and head back into the fight. After a while, I think someone else carts either against Rey Dau or Uth Duna, don’t remember if it was the DB guy or not, but it was one of the two randoms. When Nu Udra gets here, I go to fight him instead. I get hit by one of his tentacle attacks that puts me on the ground and requires my character to get up. As I finish getting back up , I see frickin Uth Duna slide across the arena towards me. At this point I’m like half health and I know Uth Duna does a quick belly flop after moving like that. I go to counter, but I do it too early, so I just sit there watching Uth Duna descend upon me as my character stupidly swings her sword up. I cart a second time (we had insurance).

At this point I feel bad because I fired the SOS and carted twice. I’m way more chill about carting if it’s just me and people from a lobby, but I know carts in SOS have a tendency to be annoying (even if SOS has a reputation for this kind of thing happening all the time). I think fine, I’ll lock in and we’ll make this happen, but then the DBs guy just had to open his filthy ass mouth and say in the most condescending 15 year old voice ever “MaN, wHy dO YoU sUcK sO MuCh?” (Insert voice crack).

…

REALLY DUDE?! I HAVE TO FUCKING ENDURE YOUR SHITTY ASS MIC AND FILTHY BASEMENT DWELLING MOANS THE WHOLE HUNT AND THE FIRST TIME YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING SPEAK IS TO BE A TOXIC LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT?! BRAVO TO YOU!! OH I AM SO SORRY I CARTED TWICE IN THE FUCKING HARDEST HUNT OF THE GAME. SHAME ON ME YEAH? SO SORRY I WAS PLAYING A WEAPON I AM STILL GETTING USED TO. OH- AND WAIT, YOURE THE FUCKING ASS THAT JOINED MY SOS FLARE IN THE FIRST PLACE!! YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF DUMBASS. GET SOME FUCKING FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH IF YOURE NOT HAPPY, BUT EVEN THEN I DOUBT YOU CAN APPROACH ANYONE WITHIN A 50 METERS RADIUS BECAUSE OF THAT GAMER STENCH. REALLY, WHAT A WAY TO GO DUDE! SO PROUD OF YOU BEING THE BIGGER MAN HERE AND SHOWING HOW MATURE YOU ARE.

…

Welp, that felt good. I would have kicked his ass out if he hadn’t left first, but man, just why? Why did he even have his fucking mic on? Also, can people not even struggle in the hardest quest available in the game now? What even was his plan joining an SOS? I bet he was expecting to get carried or something, because otherwise who joins an SOS to help the host and complains??

The hunt ended shortly after when a random carted (sadly no heroic comeback) and the first thing I did is turn off auto SOS. I am happy to announce that I will probably never turn it back on or fire an SOS flare myself again.

You might agree with the DBs guy that I sucked, but really I don’t give a shit. His behaviour was as rotten as the two brain cells he has remaining in his hollow cranium and I am so glad I got this off my chest.

This pos does so much damage and turns to the gate wnever you arent there, and it takes so much damage to even break a part let alone make it limp

I noticed how fking mess end game mh wilds is. Like apex alone we got like 5 fking ver of them.

6⭐ For normal ver

7⭐ for temp

8⭐ for temp with same FKING REWARDS!!

9⭐ with cham rewards

10⭐ the latest one.

This is what happen when you releasing half ass game and chased minority of fans that only stay like few months early and never touched the game again. Rng weapon in this game also one of the worst. Like, yeah let's just put rng weapon upgrade with another top of fking rng upgrade. I hope expansion fix this thing because i didn't want to see same monster with different MR again!!🫩

Plesioth in Dos like how much more do I have to say. I’ve played through MH1 village, gotten to MHFU G rank. Genuinely what is happening, please tell me his hitbox is like peak bs in Dos otherwise I’m joining Batman’s rogue gallery so they can lock me up in Arkham Asylum so the sunk cost fallacy doesn’t eat me alive. I have combo books, I’m crafting pitfall traps and large barrel bombs to bullshit him like the simulations. Ffs this salt is too good to keep to myself I dont want to make hermitaur armor why do traps have time limits

Alright so, lemme start off by saying that despite having most of Sunrise under my belt and a bit of some of the older games, along with most of Wilds, I'M NOT GOOD AT MONSTER HUNTER. While I was able to get through most of World without any major roadblocks, and was genuinely excited for this fight due to the design of the boss which I'd already seen...THIS SHIT IS SO ASS.

NEVER, IN MY LIFE, HAVE I FELT SUCH FUCKING RAGE AT THE DESIGN OF A BOSS. XENO JIIVA ISN'T EVEN HARD. OBVIOUS ASS WEAK SPOTS, SUPER TELEGRAPHED ATTACKS, EVERYTHING SHOULD BE EASY TO HANDLE. BUT ITS FUCKING NOT, AND ITS SO OBNOXIOUS AT THE SAME TIME. WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANNA HIT ME? TOO FUCKING BAD, I'M GONNA SIT IN THE AIR FOR FOUR MINUTES AT A TIME. THE HANDLER WON'T FUCKING SHUT UP AT ANY POINT DURING THIS FIGHT, LIKE I DON'T CARE THAT "We'rE an UNbrEAKabLE TeAM hUNTEr!" I'M TRYING TO DODGE ALIEN LASER BEAMS. ON MY LAST FUCKING RUN, I BROKE EVERY PART, I HAD IT DOWN SO LOW, AND THIS BITCH STARTS YAPPING ABOUT MY VITALITY MANTLE BEING USED UP, LEADING TO ME LOSING FOCUS AND GETTING ONE SHOT. FUCK YOU HANDLER, FUCK YOU XENO JIIVA, I HOPE YOU AND YOUR BONNIE BLUE LOOKING ASS GET SENT DIRECTLY TO THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF DANTE'S INFERNO, WHERE YOU MAY BURN IN HELLFIRE AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR SINS AGAINST GAME DESIGN FOR ALL ETERNITY. GREAT GIRROS HAS MORE LOVE AND CARE PUT INTO ITS COMBOS AND DESIGN THAN YOU DO, YOU HAVE NOTHING ON NERGIGANTE AS AN ELDER DRAGON, HELL, I HAD MORE FUN FIGHTING FUCKING KUSHALA THAN I DID YOU. FUCKING. KUSHALA. I GENUINELY WOULD RATHER FARM FOR TEN RATHALOS PLATES IN MH1 THAN FIGHT YOU ONE MORE FUCKING TIME. YOUR ARMOR LOOKS LIKE A TOOTHPASTE BOTTLE, YOU SOUND LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD WHO HUFFED HELIUM, YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO LARP AS THE INK DEMON, YOUR LASERS HAVE THE POTENCY OF A FEBREEZE, AND

I need to stop holy shit LMAO

ALRIGHT SO WE'RE GETTING RIGHT INTO IT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LITERAL WALKING PIECE OF SHIT? THIS FIGHT IS LAO SHAN LUNG BUT IF INSTEAD OF BEING MILDLY BORING IT WAS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF RESOURCES, TIME, AND ENERGY EVER CONSTRUCTED BY HUMAN HAND.

"MONSTER HUNTER? NAH WE GOT SLAP 3 FUCKING ROCKS UNTIL THEY COVER YOU IN EXPLOSIVE DIAREHA AND NEARLY ONE SHOT CART YOU, HAVE A MERRY TIME!"

THE MOST INTERESTING PART OF THIS DOGASS FIGHT IS NERGIGANTE SHOWING UP, THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE, THE BEST PART OF THE FIGHT IS WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE BOSS! ALSO, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FUCK WITH NERGIGANTE, IT GOES AWAY ON ITS OWN AND DOES NOTHING IF YOU IGNORE IT! WOW! BOSS OF THE YEAR GUYS!

ZORAH, YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A LITERAL PILE OF SHIT WITH A BEAK, YOU'RE LIKE THE COMICON, DIET COKE VERSION OF GODZILLA, I THINK THE MOST DAMAGE I TOOK DURING YOUR FIGHT WAS THE DAMAGE THE HANDLER'S SQUEAKY ASS VOICE GAVE MY EARS. YOU'RE A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT, I FLIP OFF THAT LITTLE POP UP THAT TELLS ME WHEN YOU'RE IN MY QUEST LIST JUST BECAUSE I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO PISS ON YOU AND YOUR WHORE TURTLE WIFE, AND-

Okay. Let's reset, hold up, hold on. Lemme take a sip of water. Okay.

ALRIGHT SO, YOU CHEAP FUCKING KNOCKOFF, SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS TRYING TO BE ASS, YOU'RE BUILT LIKE SNORLAX, I GENUINELY THINK THAT LOADING MY DISHWASHER TAKES MORE SKILL AND THOUGHT THAN KILLING YOU, I TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING STICK AND YOU CONTRIBUTED MORE TO THE GAME LIKE THAT THAN AS A 200 FOOT TALL KAIJU. YOU ARE A SHIT COLORED STAIN ON ONE OF IF NOT THE GREATEST GAME IN THE SERIES. I HOPE YOU DIE OF DIABETES YOU FAT, USELESS FUCK.