No, we can't tell you were kidding. Maybe the reason you got -36 on a comment is because you just plainly said "it's me and slurs I'm nof allowed to say against the world" with no indication of being satirical, not because "redditors can't take a joke" 😭

DISCLAIMER: sorry if this doesn't fit here I just wanted to get it off my chest

If I watch or see something funny I stare at it and then sigh and continue scrolling or if I do find something really funny I say "that was absolutely hilarious" my friends say I act like a NPC sometimes when it comes to funny things also I'm always very tired

The paper gets stuck to the candy always 😭

no more.

What level of ridiculous nonsense is this? I guarantee any website doing this or requiring payment to read an article further isn't worth two squirts.

is when I ask someone (usually full GROWN ADULT) two different options, and they say yes.

LIKE JUST ANSWER MY GODDAMN F*CKING QUESTION ARE YOU STUPID

still drives me insane

Convenience fees are getting out of hand! Bought advance tickets today and costs almost $10 for a “booking fee.” Other theaters call it a “convenience fee” but I call it a scam. Other places are charging upwards of $15 to book online. That is total insanity. They should charge less because some people may not show up after purchasing tickets and the theater would just pocket that money. I seriously doubt it costs the theater any more money (if so it’s got to be minimal) to sell tickets online as opposed to selling at the theater.

Found this on another subreddit, I believe it belongs here. Not my content obviously

Every single day I receive this call from different numbers:

“$84,000 monthly payments could be as low as $600 to connect with an underwriting specialist press two if you prefer to decline this offer and be added do not call list press night…”

Small hair stuck in between your teeth is the WORST!!!!

The rightmost one even lost the paper tail.