r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Adept-Plantain-6767 • 1h ago

go to your room Are you serious?

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How is this fair ? Bay area.

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u/Sei28 1h ago

“$300 Extra if you don’t have a job”

$50 extra if you open your windows more than twice per month”

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u/Doonesman 1h ago

Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice! Two percent for looking in the mirror twice! Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut!

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u/alleecmo 43m ago

I read that to the tune of "A Little Priest" from Sweeney Todd 🎶

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u/Technical_Stand9939 40m ago

thank you- such a great song..... and so correct about landlords.

on a real note- look into junk fees in your area, more and more judisdictions are cutting down on this practice.

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u/Vivid-Kitchen1917 36m ago

Damnit you beat me to it.

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u/Ok_Courage3765 23m ago

Fantastic reference.

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u/Vivid-Kitchen1917 36m ago

"charge 'em for the mice, extra for the lice, two percent for looking in the mirror twice..."

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u/clkou 3m ago

"TWO percent for looking in the mirror twice."