r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Adept-Plantain-6767 • 1h ago

go to your room Are you serious?

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How is this fair ? Bay area.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 1h ago

They plan on using your place while you're gone.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 1h ago

The password is orrrrrggyyyy

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u/snuuginz 1h ago

You may enter.

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u/bongsmasher 1h ago

You don't bang someone on a empty stomach do you?

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u/snuuginz 1h ago

I don't want to bang any of these people anyway, they're all paunchy and old and weird!

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u/fatbunyip 1h ago

Are they gonna clean after they're done? 

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u/XxCorey117xX 1h ago

Am I invited?

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u/Fit-Understanding739 1h ago

No, but Dirty Mike and the Boys are

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u/cyberfx1024 1h ago

Damn it, I came here just to say something about Dirty Mike and you beat me to it

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u/Fit-Understanding739 42m ago

You might say that I came first, like Dirty Mike

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u/galaxymermaidpoop 1h ago

Mostly, but they'll leave enough messed up to make you question your sanity

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u/SuspendeesNutz 1h ago

I mean, either you're serious about providing amenities for the homeless or you ain't.