r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Adept-Plantain-6767 • 1h ago

go to your room Are you serious?

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How is this fair ? Bay area.

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u/Btotherianx 1h ago

Yeah it's like if they had a fee for masturbating. 

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u/dontworryitsme4real 1h ago

Whoa whoa whoa... Slow down there. I'm broke as it is, don't give slumlords any more ideas.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior 1h ago

You got it backwards - the landlord pays you the fee.  What do you think the cameras are for?

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u/pandershrek 1h ago

Well fuck. Imma about to be rich!!!

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u/rdmodsrtrsh 1h ago

I’m workin it from home

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u/ProfessionalBig1470 1h ago

Or a fat fee for bigger poops

I would be charged for all three. WFH, fat, and masturbating

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u/NastyStreetRat 1h ago

Please don't, it would ruin me for life.

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u/Cultural-Midnight807 1h ago

Please don’t give them ideas