r/mildlyinfuriating 18d ago

go to your room All that to probably charge his phone only 30% throughout the entire flight [NOT OC]

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u/ArunKT26 18d ago

Oh I'm fighting

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u/Vegetable_Honeydew86 18d ago

im throwing hands

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u/Dr-gorilla-bagel 18d ago

Im slapping flaps

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u/Blippy_Swipey 18d ago

I’m underring my carriage

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 18d ago

I'm- wait what did the guy above you just say!?

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u/Relevant_Bed_9743 18d ago

I'm kickin dicks

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u/dikicker 18d ago

You rang?

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u/CooYo7 18d ago

I’m throwing tongues

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u/Vegetable_Honeydew86 18d ago

I'm throwing myself

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u/ThreeVelociraptors 18d ago

Im throwing Vegetable_Honydew86

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u/Vegetable_Honeydew86 18d ago

i am already there tho

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u/ThreeVelociraptors 18d ago

Then go back and i throw you again!

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u/Plane_Basil_4682 18d ago

Some people really have no concept of how to coexist with others, do they?

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u/Noonites 18d ago

They miss the "co" part. A TERRIFYING amount of people legitimately seem to not think or care about anyone but themselves at any point. They're completely oblivious to the world around them until it is explicitly pointed out, and even then it's not a guarantee.

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u/Plane_Basil_4682 18d ago

I can find patience for people who are just so absentminded that they can't seem to understand how their actions affect others, at least to a point.

When I lose my shit is when they know and don't care. That's what really gets me.

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u/curious_Jo 18d ago

Less and less so.

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u/nistemevideli2puta 18d ago

My inevitable migraine would have a lot to say to this guy.

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u/cbr_001 18d ago

Is go full 90s parent of I was the crew. We would be pulling over and somebody’s getting the wooden spoon.

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u/floppydude81 18d ago

The wooden spoon. Sometimes a hair brush

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u/LividAlbatross1920 18d ago

I like how I agree wholeheartedly but know I hate confrontation and avoid it at all cost.... I need to stop being so people pleasing 😞

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u/intelminer 18d ago

Consider: If you pushed them out the door in-flight you would please a lot more people

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u/taeberry9595 18d ago

Every time I see someone using one of these, they say they bought it at the airport and didn't know it was like that😭😭😭 absolutely diabolical of airports to sell that.

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u/howtobegeo 18d ago

But like, if I got that I would cover it with a sweater or something. Or let my phone die. Or ask if anyone else has the cable I need. Or ask a flight attendant if they could take & charge my phone elsewhere so it wouldn’t bother other people.

So many less rude options.

(I am also over prepared and have all possible cables, so could give this person the cable they need to avoid this.)

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u/taeberry9595 18d ago

Eh I don't disagree. If I had that thing and absolutely no way of covering it, I'd at least let a bit less of the cord out and try to use my hand. However, my point was, it's crazy airports will sell this... Like the person using it could be more considerate, but airports stocking these knowing they do that? Jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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u/Imalsome 18d ago

I mean im not letting my phone die when im landing in a new state that ive never been to before lmao. Thats really not an option.

Everything else tho, yeah.

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u/demoninadress 17d ago

I always just plug my phone in somewhere in the airport when I land and chill for 10 mins

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u/howtobegeo 17d ago

I’d just charge it when I land at the airport. I’d go through A LOT to not do that to people around me! 😅

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u/VeryTopGoodSensation 18d ago

was gonna say id either give them a normal cable to use for the flight or help find one off other passengers. if the guy declined id just unplug it

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u/JagggermanJansen 18d ago

It's so that they can sell sleeping masks in-flight

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u/bananaplaintiff 18d ago

I personally love the idea that this person is absolutely dying inside over their obnoxious charger lmao

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u/taeberry9595 17d ago

It makes me giggle imagining the horror people probably felt when they first plugged it in and it started like, disco ball-ing

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u/Nagemasu 18d ago

can't return something once you've left the airport. The only people buying charging cords at the airport are either unorganized or desperate because they lost/broke it, and in both cases, they're unlikely to return in any reasonable amount of time to return it.

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u/shakebakelizard 18d ago

Too bad it doesn't have an OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ sound effect to go along with it. Then it would really be special.

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u/TheDayman_240 18d ago

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u/Just_a_lazy_lurker 18d ago

The Cheat. Is grounded. We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights, on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves. Now let's go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner's Mt. Dew.

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u/blchpmnk 18d ago

I like how its been at least 10 years since I last saw that and yet I can basically hear that in StrongBad's voice

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u/drillgorg 18d ago

I lady at my work was wearing these huge earrings. I went up to her and just said "I know what those are from."

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 18d ago

The ugly one!!!

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u/ZOMBIESwithAIDS 18d ago

"I have a crush on evvvvvery boy"

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u/Excitement_Far 17d ago

I still say this all the time

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u/Automaticman01 18d ago

The System... Is down. The System... Is down.

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u/The_True_Doctor 18d ago

DAH DAH DAAH DAAH DAAH DAH DAH DAH DAH, BOOM!

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u/enadiz_reccos 17d ago

The System is failing... The System is down...

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u/chalor182 17d ago

Meedly meedly meedly meedly meeeeeeeee

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u/mittenknittin 18d ago

I hear they have to pump your stomach if you drink that stuff

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u/littlechilla 17d ago

Doo doo do doo doo Doo doo do doo doo

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u/giveitrightmeow 18d ago

omg strongbad

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u/AceCombat1977 18d ago

Da Cheat! No raves!! Do do dooo doooo add in a little whistle! Thanks for core memory unlock!!!

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u/xczechr 18d ago

The Cheat is grounded.

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u/Kalashinator 18d ago

The system is down

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u/OscarDivine 18d ago

Gotta have some obligatory high pitched noise like a siren

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u/Pataconeitor 18d ago

THEY ARE TAKING. OVER.

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u/Ok_Chemist6567 17d ago

This is what social media has stolen from us

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u/Musclemonkey519 18d ago

My dad shows us clips of Homestar Runner all the time. I'm glad to see it mentioned in 2026

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u/DripyKirbo 18d ago

Man, I love beatin’ my cheat.

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u/ThoughtAdditional212 18d ago

i just want to be part of your symphony!

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 18d ago

(distorted loud weak music)

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u/Haunting-Public-23 18d ago

I suspect the USB charging cable was bought from a gas station where BS novelties like this sell well.

If I was his seat mate I'd offer to use my "fast charging cable" that divers 100% of energy to charging the phone to make the hellish lights cease.

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u/Mango-x3 18d ago

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u/clockersoco 18d ago

I liked this song at first, now I hated it because the radio at work plays it like 4 times every hour

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 18d ago

The guy sitting next to this is how Melkor felt during the Ainulindalë

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u/jinsaku 18d ago

"Will you hold me tight and not let go?"

I absolutely love that song. If you have a VR headset, there's an app that has a live version (for free) of Zara singing this song at you and it's fantastic.

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u/Hamaczech13 18d ago

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u/Little_View_6659 18d ago

It’s the perfect gif lol.

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u/ThisOnes4JJ 18d ago

"This plane is going to Miami!"🔫🥳

Gasps😨

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u/jackfaire 18d ago

It's more of a DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE sound effect.

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u/Interesting-Step-654 18d ago

The system is down!

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u/TeaKingMac 18d ago

I said come on fhqwhgads, come on fhqwhgads

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u/rgros1983 18d ago

Why would you give ideas like that

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u/shakebakelizard 18d ago

I'm the Bad Idea Guy, that's why!

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u/itwasdolly 18d ago

Always wondered how that sound effect was spelt.

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u/actuallyapossom 18d ago

...boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n...

https://giphy.com/gifs/8dLgaP461oses

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u/IGolfMyBalls 18d ago

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u/Heavy_Ad4529 18d ago

She's probably like 50 now.

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u/gleeble 18d ago

And still high as hell.

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u/shakebakelizard 18d ago

I'm the Bad Idea Guy, that's why!

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u/Testsubject276 18d ago

This wouldn't be nearly as bad if it had a crossfade effect instead of a strobe.

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u/Jacktheforkie 18d ago

And maybe a switch to disable the lights

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u/veribaka 18d ago

Or a pair of scissors. Too bad you can't board with those.

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u/Chilidawg 18d ago

TSA will understand.

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u/_QXZ 18d ago

The bomb squad will encourage you

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u/TravelBeauty20 18d ago

TSA allows you to have scissors in your carry-on bag. The blades just need to be under 4 inches.

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u/Shinigami4238 18d ago

Yet my parents had safety scissors with 3 inch blades confiscated before. They were children's alligator ones in a bag they borrowed from a friend.

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u/threeLetterMeyhem 18d ago

Cuz TSA is run and staffed by a bunch of absolute idiots. I've seen them let a woman through with gardening sheers (the big ones you use two hands on), after calling over a supervisor for advice.

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u/pedropants 18d ago

omg alligators are scary, though! poor tsa agent.

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u/DadJokesInTraining 18d ago

I open beer bottles with my teeth. This would be small work.

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u/NoirRenie 18d ago

I actually have flown with my scissors all the time and didn’t even know they weren’t allowed until I saw online

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u/AccomplishedBat39 18d ago

In Switzerland they also let you board with a Swiss army knife.

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u/BillGoats 18d ago

In France they let you board with french fries.

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u/JediMasterWiggin 18d ago

In Germany they let you board with German Shepherd

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u/NivianDeDanu 18d ago

I board with embroidery scissors all the time. They care about size

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u/xSaRgED 18d ago

Damn, TSA does have a lot in common with my ex then.

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u/Nagemasu 18d ago

well no then it wouldn't be bad at all, that wasn't the point they were making.

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u/No_Nefariousness4801 18d ago

That sounds kinda soothing. 👍

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 18d ago

i had one of these where the lights did flowing dots from one end to the other to visualize the current, much more bearable

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u/Howthehelldoido 18d ago edited 18d ago

Are you kidding me?

That's an immediate shout to the stewards to sort that shit out.

This is Ridiculous

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u/Ritaredditonce 18d ago

That would not fly on a red-eye or overnight flight.

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u/KinkyStinkyPink- 18d ago

That would not fly

lol

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u/Danibandit 18d ago

That wouldn’t fly period. What if someone on the plane was prone to seizures?

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u/Ok-Life5170 18d ago

So I'm allowed to have a full lazer and disco ball on my seat as long as it doesn't make a sound?

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u/hgrunt 17d ago

I was one on a red-eye where the guy next to me had his phone on full brightness

It was so goddamn bright, it was getting through my sleep mask

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u/Motiv8-2-Gr8 18d ago

Yep. I’m hitting that call button the first second this comes on. Nope.

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u/PopularAd4761 18d ago

Surely someone on the plane has scissors...

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u/scrotumscab 18d ago

Post 9/11?

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u/AFatWizard 18d ago

I learned that you can buy travel sewing kits in most airport gates at the little convenience shops and now you can use that random piece of trivia in whatever way you see fit

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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 18d ago

I had a travel sewing kit, and those scissors would not be strong enough to cut the cord. They are barely strong enough to cut thread

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u/unripe_mangosteen 18d ago

You can take scissors on planes as long as the blades are less than 3 or 4 inches long

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u/PopularAd4761 18d ago

I was thinking like sewing scissors or cuticle trimmers. Just needs to cut that cord.

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u/kendragon 18d ago

There's a handy, very visible, garrotte wire right there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10muIrtgU0281O

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u/BananApocalypse Clamshell Packaging 18d ago

Things like scissors and pocket knives are still ok. It’s water that is the problem.

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u/PR3CiSiON 18d ago

JuSt wEAr aN EyEmAsK... Says everyone on some subs usually

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u/tomtv90 18d ago

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u/Blackhawk-388 18d ago

So many years on since this first came out, I wonder if this dude is still alive when I see it.

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u/TheDamDog 18d ago

Legend has it that the cocaine keeps him alive.

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u/SubseaGardener 17d ago

Confirmed still alive, google Brit awards 2026 gurning rave guy

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 18d ago

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u/ToTheTop24 18d ago

I didn’t even know these existed but instantly infuriated. These are the same people walking around using speaker phone on max volume in public

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u/ConsistentWinter263 18d ago edited 18d ago

They sell that shit at the airport kiosks. How do I know ? Cuz I have been a victim of this shit 😭😭🙏🏻

I’ll let it slide for mildly infuriating cuz I put my eye mask on before I go to sleep

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u/Lopsided_Tiger_0296 18d ago

Did you find out when you used it on a plane? That’s what happened to me lol my seat mate offered theirs

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u/ConsistentWinter263 18d ago

I actually did when i plugged it in😭😭 took it out immediately cuz it was nighttime

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u/Symetrie 18d ago

This is insane, people usually charge their phone at night, who the fk would want that? 😂

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u/ShittyDriver902 18d ago

No one, that’s why they sell it to people who are about to fly far away

Wouldn’t be surprised if they got them super cheap because no one else is willing to let them sit around and get returned forever

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u/c14rk0 18d ago

Idk I could see someone that is REALLY bad about accidentally forgetting their cable in the hotel or such wanting one like this

You'd never forget to unplug it and take it with you...but you would want to destroy it the instant you used it instead

Would make a funny present to troll somebody who is always forgetting their cable and leaving it behind...

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 18d ago

This is the only possible use for this, lol, you did it!

As a person who lost about 4 chargers this year having to shuffle from one extended stay to another while my partner was in the hospital awaiting his heart (sleep deprivation is no joke), I would've totally got this for exactly two months, never to deploy it again. Next time I'm hanging in the waiting room talking to other partners of heart transplant recipients, I'm going to recommend it 😂

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u/c14rk0 18d ago

Honestly bright orange is probably almost as good without being insufferable to actually be in the same room

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u/Symetrie 18d ago

yes that would be 100% better and not seizure-inducing, which is a plus

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u/loserbmx 18d ago

No one. These kiosk owners just buy the cheapest shit they can possibly find, not really caring why its so cheap.

All they know is that these stupid light up cables are 5 cents each and they're gonna turn around and sell them for $15.

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u/your_old_furby 18d ago

This happened to me when I grabbed a new charger for my phone for my car, I feel like the box didn’t say anything about the rave mode but it probably did. I plugged it in and it was so distracting I had to get another new charger because that would one would have made me crash. Also I get migraines that cause vertigo so these need to come with much larger labelling about the light show situation.

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u/SDGANON 18d ago

Man, it should have to come with a big warning label. That could induce a seizure in someone with epilepsy.

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u/555Cats555 18d ago

Thats what my mind immediately went to as my sister has epilepsy.

I would be getting the flight attendant involved to get it removed as a safety hazard!

Thats horrible...

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u/Purple_Bug_1342 18d ago

It's me, the person with epilepsy! I would panic.

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u/Vegetable_Honeydew86 18d ago

ts has the same energy as "your bvuetooth device is rady tu par"

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u/Mediocre_Dance602 18d ago edited 18d ago

BWUETOOS DEVICE CONNECTEDUH SUCCSESSFURRY

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u/GingerAki 18d ago

BWUETOOS MOE AGDIVADED

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u/seamustheseagull 18d ago

This is a charging equivalent of a loud exhaust on a car. It literally has no purpose except to broadcast that you're an antisocial attention whore, and even makes for worse performance then a regular cable.

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u/Sharp-Ad-6873 18d ago

I’m usually pretty calm and passive when it comes to obnoxious behaviour as long as it doesn’t affect me or my people directly……… But THIS.

Nah this would get me going. I’d show a flight attendant at least. Just point at them and say LOOK.

Surely someone else there must have a charger they can offer him.

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u/CareRarely 18d ago

Not sure I'd have the patience to wait for a flight attendant... This is so fucking obnoxious that not a single person would hold it against me if I broke that charger.

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u/oli_ramsay 18d ago

How would you not feel like an absolute twat using that

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u/JaySayMayday 18d ago

They usually do feel that way. These are sold in the airport to people that forgot their charger with little to no indication that it lights up, then they find out when they plug in.

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u/AviaKing 18d ago

Why punish the other passengers tho

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u/Fiercat99 18d ago

Ok, but isn't there a chance that could trigger some one with epilepsy

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u/555Cats555 18d ago

Not all epilepsy is photosensitive but yes it could.

I have a family member who has a medic alert bracelet for epilepsy (and communication limitations) and I would be calling a flight attendant over if said family member were with me and say unless they want to risk a medical emergency they need to sort out the charging cable situation

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u/Winbot4t2 18d ago

As someone who works in aviation, if you said that the cord would be removed instantly lol.

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u/555Cats555 18d ago

Good to hear!

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u/TheGreenGoatess420 18d ago

I might have a seizure just looking at this video. That’s so so not ok to have on a flight.

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u/pisstained 18d ago edited 18d ago

Tell them to turn it off due to epilepsy, then before they reply start to seizure.

edit** Sorry to upset anyone, I understand how dangerous epilepsy is (my childhood friend suffered and I had to save him from rolling into the river once as children)
It was just a light hearted comment.

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u/SuperDuperRipe 18d ago

And that's legitimate. Things like that should not be in fights even if no one is known for being epileptic. 

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u/Joezev98 18d ago

Yes, I'm legitimately concerned that this video could trigger someone's epilepsy.

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u/Short_Cabinet_7593 18d ago

As an epileptic: please do not do this

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u/ChanglingBlake ORANGE 18d ago

Yep.

I agreed up to the fake seizure.

Just because you are not epileptic does not mean you can’t still tell the moron to stop because of epilepsy.

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u/Short_Cabinet_7593 18d ago

Of course you can tell him to stop. Just don’t fake a seizure 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Superspark76 18d ago

Throwing that cable out would be justifiable reason to open the emergency door.

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u/HerGracefulness28 18d ago

I highly doubt it was on purpose, I've seen many posts of people falling victim to that cuz they bought plain white ass looking chargers at the airport which turned into disco mode only after they plugged it in

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u/serasvictoriaz 18d ago

there are things to do about it. cover it up. ask somebody if they have an extra. let your phone die and take a nap. like, girl do something.

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u/nosugarnocream 18d ago

ain’t no way boi

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u/GuruTheMadMonk 18d ago

The party never stops in seat 34 F!!!

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u/Cassiel43 18d ago

The last thing I want is for something in the charging cable to EAT UP THE ELECTRICITY used for charging my phone.

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u/FarplaneDragon 18d ago

They're LEDs the electrical draw is going to borderline negligible

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u/SeedyEdie 18d ago

I can't stop laughing.

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u/UsernameLoading9880 18d ago

seeing shit like this heals my people pleasing tendencies

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u/B_Traven9272 18d ago

Are wire cutters allowed through TSA?

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u/Squawnk 18d ago

As long as they're less than 7 inches long, yes, otherwise, a small sharp pair of scissors will do the trick

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u/5litergasbubble 18d ago

If i was already having a rough travel day I might be angry enough to just rip it apart with my hands if need be.

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u/Stuntm4nMik3 18d ago

What an absolute thundercunt!

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u/VonBrewskie 18d ago

This here is why I always keep my eye mask in my carry-on

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u/eonone1 18d ago

The dude could very easily put a jacket over it or something.

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u/limitless-nerd 18d ago

That’s when you ask “Excuse me, but are you fucking kidding me with this shit?” I’m a pacifist but this is a good reason to fight.

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u/badgersprite 18d ago

When did people stop experiencing shame?

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u/_aviemore_ 18d ago

What's the inverse of "mindful of others"? 

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u/No_Nefariousness4801 18d ago

Mindlessly self absorbed? Or maybe just completely thoughtless. Either of those could be applied well I think in this case 🤣

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u/vixenpeon 18d ago

If I were them: I'd be trying to wrap something around it to kinda dull it down cus I still gotta charge but I don't want to have this discotec in front of me

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u/Mccobsta GREEN 18d ago

Some people shouldn't be allowed on any transport

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u/Lazy-Inevitable3229 18d ago

I’m sorry I know this was frustrating but god dude the situation is so fucking funny 😭😭😭. Literal skrillex rave going on in the seat next to you while you’re trying to sleep 🤣🤣🤣

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u/marianneouioui 18d ago

almost had a seizure just watching the 11 sec video

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u/scuffedTravels 18d ago

Wtf lmao. People have no shame or a big need for attention

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u/V4U1THUNT3R 18d ago

Best Comment Section Ive Seen This Year😂😂😂

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u/purplecowgirl 18d ago

ABSOLUTELY NOT, let me just snip snip “you know what you can have mine” because FAWK NO

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u/sleigh_all_day 18d ago

Just another reason to always bring an eye mask
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ozFvzRWtM7BsxH2

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u/Naxilus 18d ago

There is no way the flight attendants would allow this?

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u/Pissposhsuckmymom 17d ago

I would've told the flight attendant that I had epilepsy and was prone to seizures. If the guy doesn't turn that shit off after the flight attendant tells him that, that would make him seem like an asshole to everyone and he probably still would've been told to cut that crap with the temu fire hazard fuckass charger.