r/mildlyinfuriating 26d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared caught my thumb between my car and the door…hurts so much and need advice

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more than 24 hours ago,my thumb got caught between my car and the car door. i’ve run it under water, iced it many times, took medication, etc. i can move my thumb, but it is so swollen that after a certain angle, it’s stuck.

it hurts any time i change the position of my hand or anything comes in contact with it.

anyone knows if i will lose my nail? how long will the pain last? how long will it take to fully heal?

thank you for any help

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u/Own_Hunter_1384 26d ago

You will probably lose your nail. It will slowly grow out until it falls off and then it will grow back. That was my experience when I did the same thing with my finger. I'd wait a while before trying to go to the doctor or something similar as long as it doesn't hurt too bad, as there probably isn't anything broken.

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u/erwaro 26d ago

Yup. Did this to myself as a kid, lost the nail after a new one grew underneath. And my case was much milder than this, if my memory is anything to go by.

Also, I am learning that this is apparently a very common injury. Which I suppose I shouldn't find surprising, but it's one more case of "Oh! I actually have something to contribute!" that turned into "you and everyone else".

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u/Own_Hunter_1384 26d ago

Yeah it's a common one lol. I've done this 3 times. Once in a car door, once from a dog bite where the canine landed in the center of my fingernail, and once on my toe from a can falling out of the fridge just wrong.

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u/Shhhhshushshush 26d ago

Slammed my thumb in car door when I was a kid. Did not go to dr, parents did not do the pin/nail trick. Hurt so bad at first. It turned purplish under the nail. The affect nail started to get soft and started to like dissolve as new nail growth started. Super gross.

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u/RogerMurdockCo-Pilot 26d ago

Your doctor may drill a small hole to relieve pressure. Some people, and I'm not suggesting this, may have used a heated up needle to do this

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 26d ago

someone i know (definitely not me! no way i would ever do this) used a heated paperclip rather than a needle because the needle can poke thru the nail bed which is bad but the paperclip has a blunt end. also this person (did i mention it DEFINITELY wasn't me?) was amazed because the blood that shot out hit my their ceiling.

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u/AardQuenIgni 26d ago

the blood that shot out hit my their ceiling.

Okay gather round youngins, this has sparked a story from an old redditor.

After my time in EMS I moved into a Dr office/ER. Long story short a woman walks in and claims she cut her arm "real bad" and she's holding a rag tight to the inside of her arm. She said it was bleeding a lot.

One of the other medical assistants decided they needed to see the cut to determine if she needed stitches. So she begins pulling the rag slowly away. The other MA steps closer, I step further away.

I was the only one not caught in the stream of blood that flew out from there. Came shooting out like a garden hose. It was pretty impressive.

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u/FaithlessnessSame931 26d ago

Got hit by a car once. Face went through their windshield. After waking up in the trauma unit, I remember telling a nurse that the hole on the outside of my mouth was also on the inside of my mouth. She said that it wasn’t. As she moved closer to my face to look, I puffed my cheeks. After spraying her with my blood, she said, “I don’t know why I didn’t just believe you.” Then she stitched my face.

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u/Rough-Preference-502 26d ago

This is the best "I told you so" ever.

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u/rs420rs 26d ago

I sprayed you so

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u/Amunrah357 26d ago

Elaborate don’t exsanguinate.

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u/No_Waltz_2499 26d ago

I warned a doctor about my gag reflex before he swabbed my throat. He swabbed anyway and I threw up all over him

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u/jules083 26d ago

I did that to an x ray tech at a dentist office once. First one kept trying, I kept gagging. She decided to get a second nurse.

By then I was pretty nauseous. I asked the second nurse to please spray that lemon numbing spray in my mouth and get it over with. She said 'i can get it, you don't want that stuff, it tastes terrible'. So she jammed the thing in my mouth, I threw up over both of us. Brush my teeth get cleaned up, she sprays the stuff in my mouth, and all was well.

The numbing spray was delicious by the way. Tasted like lemonade, except not quite as sweet. Kind of a tart but good flavor. Definitely tasted dramatically better than vomit.

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u/Visible-Carrot5402 26d ago

I spent a couple months recovering from a head injury in the hospital. One day early on I had a nurse that was giving me a really hard time about eating more. I get it it’s important. But she was just awful and belittling about it. Told her I was full and she just goes “eat more - like a big boy! Cmon!” I was 32, hurting or not I know what my body wants. She shoved a spoonful of food into my mouth and I tried to swallow it and instantly my stomach went into reverse mode. I didn’t throw up on her but I made a point to get it all over the place so she had to clean it.

Petty? Maybe. But if you want to bully a patient and force food into my mouth when I told you I’m full till I puke, I will fight back with the one thing I have - said puke.

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u/jules083 26d ago

Damn, I'd have absolutely lost my shit on that nurse. Like, there probably would have been a security guard called. Lol

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u/Visible-Carrot5402 26d ago

Oh totally - if I had been able to do more than puke all over I would have. Literally the only thing I had control over at that point was where I aimed my puke and I did a lot with what I had to work with 😂

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u/jules083 26d ago

Well glad to hear you did your best. 🤣

Sucks you had to deal with that though. I'm 42 and pretty much done dealing with that kind of stuff. I now realize why so many older people are perputally grumpy.

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u/marcolander 26d ago

I guess he has more swabbing to do! 🤢🤮

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u/astarrmb 26d ago

That's the end?

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u/AardQuenIgni 26d ago edited 26d ago

Lol sorry I didn't know people would care enough to keep writing! 🤣

From what I recall she cut the brachial artery, from what I remember doc was able to take care of her at the facility but I think we sent her on to the hospital? I wasn't involved much after that, I tried to help the other MAs clean up and (this part was pretty damn relevant, sorry for not adding it) cleaning blood off the wall and receptionist desk.

Sorry, drinking at a bar and watching US beat Turkey

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u/PsyKeablr 26d ago

Damn it’s not even Thanksgiving

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u/Playful-Dragon 26d ago

New Kinks everyday

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u/ubiquitous-joe 26d ago

Sorry for the confusion, let me translate into the up-to-date terms: "Watching the US blow it against yippie-kai-Türkai-yay, motherfucker."

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u/slackfrop 26d ago

Lotta extra time they let hang out there. Not that we didn’t lightly shit the bed all on our own.

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u/ArcticDiver87 26d ago

I just logged on to check the score cause I couldn't watch the game. Said "fuuuck" got on reddit and saw your comment. It aged well. 😂😂

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u/AardQuenIgni 26d ago

I know I feel very foolish 😭

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u/Voluptulouis 26d ago

Hahaha. I love how I'm getting world cup updates in real time on a completely unrelated reddit thread.

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u/ooger-booger-man 26d ago

Sorry, drinking at a bar and watching US Turkey beat Turkey US.

FTFY

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u/kfish5050 26d ago

This is the best way to get updated on the sports happenings to keep updates with the normies

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u/_TheEnlightened_ 26d ago

It was a good game but they didn't beat Turkey

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u/bevo_expat 26d ago

Lmao, that game didn’t end well. But I guess, still better than spraying blood everywhere

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u/utterlyuncool 26d ago

Can another old redditor/former EMS doc add to that?

We got yanked out of bed and dispatched to "victim got scratched by a cat" at around "fuck you" o'clock. The whole way there was spent inventing new curses about the dispatch, patient, and their families. So me and the tech walk in the apartment and there's blood everywhere. Walls, ceiling, bed, floor,... It looks like a slasher horror scene. Patient is holding compression on their wrist. Apparently the cat slept in the same bed, rolled off the bed, and tried to catch itself on the first thing nearby, which was patient's arm. Went straight through his radial artery. Patient got the "lights and siren" treatment.

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u/spazzcase_420 26d ago

And this is why you keep your cats nails clipped, kids!! New kitty fear unlocked 😬

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u/activelyresting 26d ago

Just last month my wife gave me an axe for my birthday and then promptly chopped their thumb half off with it, standing in the bedroom while my parents were on speakerphone singing happy birthday 😭😂

They acted like it was no big deal, put the axe down and ducked into the ensuite. Told me it's fine and I should keep talking with my parents...

It was not fine.

Went in to the local urgent care clinic, my wife still holding a washcloth on it, saying "it's no big deal, probably just needs a stitch or two".

Urgent care nurse pulled back the cloth, "EEEP"ed, and yelled for the doctor, who sent us to the ER for surgery.

I only got home hours later, the axe was still on the bed, splattered with blood. It's a really beautiful axe though! (And my wife is fine, the surgery was successful, still in a splint though and months of physio ahead of them)

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u/jerdle_reddit 26d ago

It's tasted blood now. Beware.

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u/spen8tor 26d ago

It's been christened, now it's ready to bathe in the blood of the heretics

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u/Competitive_City_847 26d ago

Sigh. Sounds like my husband, who during Easter decided the smart thing to do about a jammed blade from an electric knife is to use his hand to try to unjam it. Thank God it was not plugged in. Also he thought he didn't need stitches. There was a lot of blood, almost done to the bone and he has no sensation now.

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u/Banana42 26d ago

After the build up I was expecting the swamps of Dagobah story

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 26d ago

My mom had a hysterectomy and being a fat whale with no hygiene standards she did not keep the incision site clean partly because it was hard to reach under all that fat. Anyway it got super infected. It burst a little at home and shot a rust colored liquid at the wall that was impossible to scrub off. Then she went to the doctor for her follow up and they lightly pressed it and everyone got covered in this extremely foul smelling disgusting pus and gore. The doctors came running out gagging and looking for stuff to sterilize everything. Because she was so fat the swelling barely registered until it was open; there was a ton of it. I feel bad for the medical and cleaning staff.

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u/astrangeone88 26d ago

Lol. Infections are weird honestly.

I had a massive infection after a thyroid removal, noticed two of my stitches had pulled away, no pus or anything. No fever or redness in the area and emailed my team a picture. Had to come in right away and after getting a run around by the department; got settled into an exam room and my surgeon comes in and instantly sees its an infection. She gets me to lie down and puts gentle pressure on my wound and I literally spray a huge amount of creamy and awful smelling liquid. So much so I managed to splatter her scrubs, my pants and her assistants shoes. It was gnarly lmao.

As was the healing process because I literally had to get my wound packed for like a month and it was miserable.

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 26d ago

Ouchie! I've been fortunate with surgery recoveries except for my wisdom teeth extraction but that one wasn't my fault. One of the teeth disintegrated and the surgeon lost a piece the size of a grain of rice that slowly and painfully worked its way out over a few weeks. That hurt a lot.

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u/SomethingComesHere 26d ago

I take it you don't have a good relationship with her, then? :(

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 26d ago

No. That's not why I had a bad relationship with her--that started literally the day I was born. Her prophet told her she was having a son destined to marry his daughter so we could birth Super Mega Jesus 2.0, so when the doctor said "it's a girl!" She said "oh no, what are we going to do?" And my dad said "I guess we'll keep it anyway." It all went downhill from there. She had no redeeming qualities and at no point did she do anything that resembled being a good mom.

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u/sdrawkcabylf 26d ago

This is terribly said to read. Something no person should have to go through. I hope life gets easier for you at some point.

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u/SomethingComesHere 26d ago

Ugh, awful.

Sorry to hear it. Raised by crazy Christians myself, and only talk to one of two parents now. It's hard to grow up longing for parents you'll never have (ones who provide you with the care and love that you need).

Hope you have a strong support system around you these days! ❤️

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 26d ago

I have a wonderful partner now, we've got a good thing going. We've got goals like settling down and having a house, kids, and some pet chickens. Maybe her parents will come around to our little family one of these days. I have no interest in reconnecting with my dad and my mom has been dead for two years. No one even arranged a funeral for her and my dad can expect the same treatment.

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u/krogger 26d ago

My dad's friend did this. The feeling was so satisfying, he immediately wanted to grab a hammer and hit the other thumb.

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u/PeterNippelstein 26d ago

I shuddered with pleasure when I did mine. I was just so desperate.

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u/Petunia724 26d ago

I wish I would’ve known this when I smashed my pointer finger in a door jamb. I just dealt with it. It throbbed for a long while

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u/SatisfactionLocal230 26d ago

The real bad ones are when just swinging your arms walking hurts. You have to teach yourself another way to walk.

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u/joethafunky 26d ago

When I did mine I went into shock and nearly passed out. Probably touched my nail bed with the red hot paper clip

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u/workinhardplayharder 26d ago

You either went really deep into the nail bed or caught a nerve ending just right. Usually the pain from burn in the nail bed is masked by the relief of the pressure disappearing.

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u/BiggusDickus- 26d ago

Happened to me once. Can confirm. Holy moly the relief was amazing.

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u/Kube__420 26d ago

Not me I never had a hole poked in it and was dancing like Fred Flintstone when he walks his thumb with a hammer. They draw it throbbing like that cause that's how it feels. I lost my thumbnail and it grew back weird at first

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u/GirlWpg 26d ago

Yeah, its weird how they grow back all bumpy and soft when the old one falls off

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u/1beerattatime 26d ago

Someone i know(absolutely not me, ever) would use a very small drill but and drill through the nail. The drill bit and finger were thoroughly sterilized. By this other person. Not me. Obviously.

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u/Logical_Trash_4890 26d ago

Drills get too hot. And it’s easy to go too deep. I’ve probably had to do this 5 times.

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u/filsofolf 26d ago

Just use the bit, no drill. Your, not my, fingers are the drill.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 26d ago

Exactly this. Roll the drill bit back and forth with your fingers against the nail until it just pops through the nail and won't go into the bed. Pressure relieved.

I also did not do this to myself, I just imagine that's how it would go...😏

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u/NoNameTony 26d ago

I have done this and can say it 100% worked- instant relief. And "pops" is absolutely the correct adjective- that blood wants to get out from behind there just as much as you.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 26d ago

Instant is right!! Holy shit, I went a couple days hoping the pressure and pain would just ease and go away before I got up the nerve to do the finger-rolled-drill-bit thing, and it was insane how immediate the relief was!

If only there was a way to take a drill bit to my daily work stress...🤣

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u/fireonion247 26d ago

Nah, just use the drill, no bit. Their OTHER finger is the bit

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u/syrtran 26d ago

There's a thing called a pin vise. They're very handy for small drill bits. Under $20 at most hardware stores.

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u/Hext666 26d ago

Even better if you have a small dremel drill bit

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u/CoutryCouple 26d ago

These are amazing for this

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u/Purple-List1577 26d ago

Why do you keep doing this

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u/Baberaham_Lincoln6 26d ago

I've heard a Bobby pin with the plastic tip removed works too if you don't have a paperclip. The blood really does shoot though. Probably.

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u/Icooktoo 26d ago

It’s like snipping a swollen taste bud. If you go in there and snip it, the pain lasts about another 30 seconds. If you leave it, it will irritate you for three days.

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u/angry_dingo 26d ago

No shit. People do that?

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u/Fixinbones27 26d ago

Paperclip works better as it makes a bigger hole so blood can drain from beneath the nail.

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u/Tinychair445 26d ago

Also team paperclip. If it’s hot enough, it pushes through easily

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u/userfakesuper An infuriating alien who  weighs his pasta from the store 26d ago

A doctor did that for me when I caught my thumb in a passenger car door and the guy started to drive away and I was pounding on the roof haha. Anyway he heated up a paper clip and melted through my thumb nail and it was instant and complete relief. The blood shot up probably inch to an inch and a half under pressure. It was pretty cool to see.

I lasted about 4 hours after the fact before I went to the hospital. By the time I got to the hospital every heartbeat felt like my thumb was getting hit by a hammer from all the pressure under the nail. Doc said it was one of the best geysers he had seen in a long time haha

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u/forogtten_taco 26d ago

Wow, thats alot of pressure.

Does the heat just like melt through the nail, or is the heat just to sterilize it ?

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u/BusAdministrative371 26d ago

Yes. It more or less melts the nail from what I understand and since the nail itself has no nerve endings it doesn't hurt at all....unless you happen to press through to the nail bed. But you probably have a good sense of how much pressure to use on yourself. People I know who've done it say it is an immense relief.

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u/Tinychair445 26d ago

Both. It goes through the nail with surprising ease. I had black toe from skiing, and even the big toe nail puncture was smooth like butter with a hot knife

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u/DeyCallMeWade 26d ago

Just because you didn’t do it doesn’t mean it couldn’t be your ceiling.

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u/tumbledown_jack 26d ago

This is the answer

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u/ChillyTodayHotTamale 26d ago

When I was like twelve my dad used an actual power drill and drill bit to drill a hole in my thumb for the same injury. I was also shocked at how far the blood shot when he broke through.

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u/Quico_Varela 26d ago

And the pain ends there

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u/pizzabooty 26d ago

Goddamn, not me but somebody i know had an abscess under a tooth causing pain and that person (not me) got desperate at 4am one morning and lanced it with a (thoroughly clean) kitchen knife and the blood and pus launched out at mach vomit. But that relief, nothing compares.

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u/ofcgoodnamesaretaken 26d ago

I was going to ask if you’re my brother, but when they did this to me, they got me drunk first, and I cried and cried till we went to the urgent care and they had a magical machine that got through the nail in .5 seconds

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u/LooseLynx1522 26d ago

as a construction worker i’ve used a drill bit between my fingers and slowly turned lol

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u/BiggusDickus- 26d ago

that's how I did it. Man when it finally broke through it was incredibly relieving

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u/chroner 26d ago

It's not painful at all I'm guessing?

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u/muzakx 26d ago

Your finger is already in tremendous pain, you don't even feel something making a hole in your nail.

Once it breaks through and the blood comes out, all the pressure is relieved and the pain is instantly gone.

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u/BiggusDickus- 26d ago

honestly, not really.

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u/lavatorylovemachine 26d ago

Fuuuuck dude that sounds rough

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u/LooseLynx1522 26d ago

the litterally no pain through the nail.. tiny jolt of pain when it snaps through and then total relief .. well worth it lol

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u/nutcracker_78 26d ago

Yep that's what I did, tiny drill bit with my finger and thumb. I completely underestimated how instant and total the relief would be once the nail was pierced through.

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u/TrueSkonger 26d ago

I've never done this before so I'm confused. Are you all literally just stabbing straight through your nail?

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u/Oberyn_TheRed_Viper 26d ago

Man, last time I had to do it I was finger spinning the drill bit too fast, caught the bottom edge of the nail and into the bed it went. That hurt like a mofo.

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u/FatFaceFaster 26d ago

I’m suggesting this.

But I’m not a medical professional so OP can take my advice with a grain of salt. But I have done this 58373785737385 times on myself and my coworkers and the relief is immediate. You’ll still have a black nail but you might keep it and your pain will be 1/20th of what it is now.

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u/BlueDotNE 26d ago

The relief is IMMEDIATE. There is nothing else that will stop that throbbing. Go on YouTube and watch some videos. You'll thank everyone. Trust us.

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u/fractal_frog 26d ago

When my finger looked like this 21 hours after I crunched it in a car door when I was 9, the ER doc said he'd normally heat the end of a paperclip to make the hole, but he wasn't sure he could convince a 9-year-old that it wouldn't hurt, so he carefully drilled a hole with the pointy end of a scalpel.

(And to top it off, it was Mother's Day, and I wanted my mom with me instead of my dad.)

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u/KrokusIncoming 26d ago edited 26d ago

Lucky you. I was only slightly older when I did exactly the same.  A very insecure AT doctor had to be gently step-by-step prompted by the much more experienced nurse that releasing the pressure under the nail by making a hole in it, using the heated-paper-clip method, was the thing to do.

When I shakily asked about some pain reliever, he had regained some confidence and said with authority that it was not necessary, because there were no nerves in the nail.

No, there aren’t. BUT THERE ARE IN THE SORE, ACHING THUMB YOU ARE NOW PRESSING DOWN ON, YOU MORON!

To add onion on the salmon as we Swedes say, he had a Danish accent …

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u/destructopop 26d ago

I got really lucky as a teen and a doctor took pity on me. I was homeless and broke with a smashed but probably not broken fingertip, and he said he couldn't use any single use materials to help because I couldn't pay for them and he wouldn't be able to explain the resources missing, but he did drill the hole for me. Unfortunately without the pressure they usually apply, my nail bed was permanently deformed and I have a claw, now. I'm a little proud of it.

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u/Struggi987 26d ago

Did this already and it was a really fast pressure relief:)

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u/Srekcins82 26d ago

I've done this a few times when it was needed. I've used hot paperclips and more recently a Dremel tool. Just make sure to sterilize everything with heat or rubbing alcohol to help prevent infection.

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u/itsnotapipe 26d ago

I'm sort of a dumbass, so ymmv: I've done this hot needle trick several times. I didn't feel any pain, just pressure release. Once the pinhole was through, it was easy to apply a bit of pressure around the nail and soak up the muck with a clean paper towel. I still lost the nail every time, but they don't look as horrible while they slough since the blood is drained; I should say, some not all of the blood and viscera is extruded, so my nail was pinkish rather than deep purple. I've also found that once it turns darker and blacker, it'll be too late to drain it. Guess it sets into more of a clotted scab. Again, I'm not a doctor.

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u/juniperdoes 26d ago

I think after 24 hours, it's too late for that. It's either 24 or 48 hours, after that, the blood starts to solidify and can't be released.

I had to look this up in October when I stubbed my big toe so bad, it looked just like that pic. The nail finally fell off at the end of May (when I stubbed the damn thing again). I now have about a third of a very weird toenail.

Fingernails grow much faster than toenails though, so I'd guess somewhere around 2-3 months, or whenever OP slams it in a door again.

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u/DoMBe87 26d ago

I got stomped on by a horse and my toenail turned black. It took nearly a full year to finally fall off, but I had a new nail under it when it did, so that was nice.

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u/fungushoney 26d ago edited 26d ago

My cousin smashed her finger in a car door when we were kids and it turned black, granny heated up a pin red hot and poked it through the nail. It was a squirter but released the pressure so she wasn’t feeling her heartbeat in her finger anymore 😮‍💨 the whole nail fell off not too long after and we learned the tooth fairy took fingernails as well as teeth 😆

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u/erwaro 26d ago

For the sake of OP's state of mind, I'd encourage you to clarify that the whole nail fell off. Not, say, the whole thumb.

It's the most reasonable conclusion, but my brain immediately leapt to the worst possible explanation, and distressed people may do similar.

...is there a way to code this whole thing as lighthearted, and very much not a case of "how dare you/shame on you"? Would emojis do?

🫆🤹🌋🧄🗿🪩💸

It turns out there's a lot of emojis.

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u/fungushoney 26d ago

I def intended my comment as lighthearted plus emojis, surely my cousin was hurtin but the whole ordeal was kind of a funny story to tell later, I apologize if it somehow came across as shaming OP for an accident (quite a common accident judging by how many comments on here are sharing very similar anecdotes! Didn’t realize this happened so often as that was the only time I’ve ever seen it!!)

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u/erwaro 26d ago

...oh, no, I was worried you might think I was shaming you. Which I very much was not, that's the sort of light communication fuzziness that's kind of inevitable, and certainly something I've done myself. Normally I'd accomplish that with tone, but that's not a thing in text, and my word selection can be a bit on the formal side.

Communication is what is known, in the technical parlance, as a bitch.

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u/fungushoney 26d ago edited 26d ago

Aaaaah ok yeah I’m picking up what you’re putting down, I was just scared for a moment I’d recounted this childhood anecdote in a way might make a person suffering this fate feel worse instead of just mildly entertained despite the pain. But indeed rereading what I typed after you’d said it, yes I could definitely see where my use of “the whole thing fell off” wasn’t reading as clear as followed in my train of thought, no offense taken at all!

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u/ocimbote 26d ago

A civilized conversation? With resolved misunderstandings nonetheless? That's not the Internet I pay for, where's the drama?!

Truth be told, thank you for being reasonable humans, I always appreciate kindness, empathy and good intentions anywhere it is to be witnessed.

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u/fungushoney 26d ago

Oh geez yeah the NAIL fell off not her whole finger!!!! 🫠🫠 sorry y’all

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u/TreeOfAwareness 26d ago

OMG this comment saved me. My son lost a tooth today and I totally forgot. Randomly scrolled across this before bed and remembered to play the tooth fairy. Thank you random redditor 🫡

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u/Photon6626 26d ago

"the tooth fairy had a family emergency"

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u/eeeebbs 26d ago

Omg same! Phew! How do I forget this so often even though he's so cute with his little missing tooth!?

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u/shhmurdashewrote 26d ago

Weirdly enough, it doesn’t hurt when the nail falls off. At least it didn’t for me when it happened after a horse stepped on my big toe. Can’t believe I didn’t break my bone, but yeah hopefully OP will have a similar, non painful nail shed

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u/HairyDust4826 26d ago

I think you're hurt

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u/DaddyBigBeard 26d ago

Ok, Johnny Cash/Trent Reznor.

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u/Dryish_Jpolluck 26d ago

Stomp on your toe and you'll forget about the pain

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u/Jon_SoMM 26d ago

OKAY, FINE! You lot twisted my arm, I guess I gotta go rewatch Major Payne again.

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u/Geene_Creemers 26d ago

Bro I can’t explain how excited I am to see a Major Payne reference..I too am due for a rewatch now 🫡

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u/Pookiemon1008 26d ago edited 26d ago

Go to a doctor for actual advice.

Worst case scenario, you've got a bone fracture and maybe nail gets jacked up.

Best case scenario, just a whole lot of bruising, swelling, and just needing to ride it out.

Edit: Riiiight... I'm in Canada. Lols in universal healthcare.

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u/Worried_Mountain923 26d ago

Doctor? In America? With this economy??

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u/Yuukiko_ WAAHHHHH 26d ago

is this a joke I'm too non American to understand?

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u/forkystabbyveggie 26d ago

Yes, us Americans laugh for 3 seconds and then start crying

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u/Yuukiko_ WAAHHHHH 26d ago

have you tried just not crying

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u/destructopop 26d ago

You sound like my doctor.

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u/dglgr2013 26d ago

Must be. That is very cheap for an ER bill in America. You get charged 4-6k without getting seen by a doctor for example if you have waited several hours and just decide to leave.

Now if you do get seen by a doctor. That is where the price really shoots up. Specially if you get an x-ray or tests done.

Then 12k+ is what you may see.

That is why medical billing is one of the top reasons for bankruptcy in America.

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u/Yuukiko_ WAAHHHHH 26d ago

you get charged 4-6k without getting seen by a doctor

for that kind of money I can misuse an ambulance(and get charged out of pocket), get a private full body MRI+blood panel, misuse the ambulance again to get home, order a lobster dinner for delivery and still have a good 1k+ left over

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u/Own_Hunter_1384 26d ago

Our doctors are like this. You go in and say "my foot hurts when I walk, i can hardly walk on it" and they might say "then don't walk on it" and then you'll get a huge bill for the consult

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u/Significant-Kick-479 26d ago

Op is never going to financially recover from this

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u/Competition-Dapper 26d ago

Bottle of cheap whiskey and some gas station gummies is about the gist of it for a lot of folks

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u/elizabethandsnek 26d ago

I did this as a teenager and no responsible adult would take me to a doctor, my fingernail fell off but it grew back and looks normal now

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u/Loves_octopus 26d ago

Even if it is a fracture, there’s not really anything to be done. I had a finger fracture and after waiting forever all I got was a roll of medical tape and was told to just tape it to the next finger over until it stops hurting.

I guess I got actual confirmation it was actually broken for whatever that’s worth.

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u/Principle_Napkins 26d ago

Even if it's broken there's nothing to be done about it. Just keep it enclosed so it doesn't bump into anything.

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u/Ethereal_Bulwark 26d ago

I'm afraid it isn't terminal.
You are going to have to exist for the foreseeable future.

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u/Wrong-Protection-188 26d ago

Ugh that’s the worst

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u/Ethereal_Bulwark 26d ago

we have support groups for this sort of thing. We can make it through this.

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u/screw-your-pass 26d ago

You gon lose that nail for sure. There doesn’t seem to be any unusual swelling. Can you press your thumb into your palm?

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u/wiimusicisepic 26d ago

Too much blood and swelling, needs to poke a hole in there

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u/MeltaFlare 26d ago

Go to a doctor and see what they say, but they may do this to relieve the pressure. 

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u/SeriousFollowing7678 26d ago

You can do this for free and safely at home

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u/littlenoodledragon 26d ago

Ahhhh American healthcare… 😭

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u/code-blackout 26d ago

Yeap, been there before, just need a clean needle and a lighter.

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u/allthelineswecast 26d ago

A paper clip is better - not sharp so the risk of jabbing the skin below is almost nil.

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u/No-Firefighter-2135 26d ago

What my dad told me to do many times smashing my hands and feet in things at the farm house growing up. 100% will feel better after doing that if you feel comfortable doing so

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u/Rob2pointOh 26d ago edited 26d ago

I've heard that a tiny drill bit works better (NOT IN A DRILL), gently turn back and forth SLOWLY BY HAND.. it takes a few minutes longer but you won't hit your nail bed with a molten paper clip or needle.

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u/Bandit359 26d ago

I’ve done this before with a 1/16 drill bit. Just a couple turns BY HAND and it will cut right through the nail. Way easier than a needle, it took like 10 seconds

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u/Rob2pointOh 26d ago

Same.. I've done it with a hot needle and drill bit, the drill bit method was far better.. you have much more control. The instant feeling of relief was incredible, you literally feel your nail deflating..

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u/SubstantialHour4667 26d ago

i can’t even bend it that far.

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u/Not-TheNSA 26d ago

So the human hand is made up of a ton of tiny bones, odds are with that mechanism of injury you at the very least bruised the bone in the tip of your finger possibly fractured or broke it. Good news if that’s the case all they’ll do at the hospital is splint it and give you pain meds and anti inflammatories if you’re lucky. Naproxen sodium and ice will do the same thing (not as effectively as the fancy drugs but it’ll help with the pain and swelling) you have the start of a blood blister (hematoma) under your nail, it will likely fill with blood and cause pressure under the nail, it’ll likely get uncomfortable. The way to relieve it is to poke a hole in the nail and puncture the blister to drain it (for legal reasons I recommend only having a trained medical professional do this to avoid infection and complications).

Essentially you crushed your finger pretty good and it’s gonna swell and hurt, it’ll might have a small break but they can’t really do anything for that at the hospital and it’s not deformed enough to need surgery. 400-600mg naproxen for pain and swelling and apply ice for 15 minutes at a time keep ice removed for 15 minutes to prevent tissue damage, continue as needed. If the blood blister starts to show up under the nail and it gets uncomfortable Doctors/ER/Urgent Care to have them release the pressure and drain it.

Source; Retired EMT and Search and Medical Rescue Tech

You’ll be fine, don’t worry. Swelling should go down in a day or two, with the blood blister it’ll hurt longer, once you have that drained (if it gets to that point but this one looks like it will) the pain will subside fully in about a week or two, you’ll probably lose the nail which will take time to grow back. The tissue will heal within the next 6-8 weeks. If you fractured the bone 4-6 months for full healing as a basic timeline of what to expect.

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u/TCGHexenwahn 26d ago

Might be too late already, but if it's just the nail, you can drill a tiny hole in it to release the pressure.

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u/LONE_ARMADILLO 26d ago

If you don't work in a machine shop and have access to tiny drills, hot needle is the way to go.   When we say tiny drill we mean 1/32" (1mm).   

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u/Available_Two6707 26d ago

My advice would be to make sure your thumb is clear of the door when closing it. Also see a doctor

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u/plorb001 26d ago

Used to work construction, and have busted a finger nail or 4. There’s likely a lot of pressure under there from blood; I’d use a 1/16” brand new drill bit and very slowly twirl it back and forth between or fingers, tip down into the base of that nail (not the cuticle, but like 1/8” above it) until you just penetrate the nail to release the blood. If you go slightly too deep, it may sting like hell for a split second, but the relief will feel all the better.

And yeah, as the nail heals and grows back underneath this mess, the damaged portion is definitely a goner. That’s gonna be a sensitive digit for a month or more

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u/Winter_Cat-78 26d ago

Go to an urgent care, looks like it needs to be drained. They’ll drill a teeny hole in the nail and the relief will be immediate.
In meanwhile, Advil, elevation and possibly ice.

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u/---Hummingbird--- 26d ago

I’m sure you already know this.. so for future readers:

Ice isn’t actually recommended for a lot of injuries. Always make sure to check, because there is a HUGE misconception that ice helps, but it actually negatively affects the healing process in most cases it’s used.

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u/sharsacctnormalthing 26d ago

Hi OP. Nurse here. I would recommend having an X-ray performed of that thumb. With injuries like this, it's possible to have a fracture in the area it was smashed.

You will likely lose this nail, but the nailbed looks to he in decent shape, so there is a good chance a new nail can grow in eventually (but it will take a long time).

I would recommend an urgent care trip if that is feasible for you.

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u/DarkLordArbitur 26d ago

My professional reddit advice is to file for divorce

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u/stry_ct 26d ago edited 26d ago

Come on, man, don't worry—it's no big deal. You just have to be careful about a few things. The same thing happened to me a few months ago (I got my finger caught in a solid-wood front door), and as today my nail has fully healed. When this happens, it’s recommended to heat a needle to pierce the nail and drain the blood, but by then it’s too late—you have to be careful. Especially at first, make sure the bone isn’t fractured. Next, once the old nail has grown out quite a bit, make sure it doesn’t get caught on anything (mine got caught in the stitches of a wool sweater while I was shopping—it was no fun at all...). Apply a band-aid or a plaster until it falls off on its own. Finally, make sure the nail grows back correctly and straight (it might warp a little at first, especially where it was hit, but the idea is to prevent an ingrown toenail). It’s not a very fun time, but honestly, it heals very well. Oh, and one last tip: don't hesitate to trim it every now and then to keep it clean !

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u/InvalidUserNameXXX88 26d ago

Undernail bruising. Ive seen this a lot at work in restraunts and warehouses. If it swells put ice on it for a while. If the nail starts oozing you have an infection, go to urgent care sooner than later.

Can you feel the tip of that thumb?

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 26d ago

There is a separate subreddit for requesting medical advice from vetted doctors. This sub blocks links, which is mildly infuriating.

The subreddit is AskDocs

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u/657079 26d ago

Happened to me before, about 4 months ago although not as severe. Best advice I got is to leave and let it heal. It kinda sorts itself out and now I got a little pocket of air, these things will eventually heal over though. I hope

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u/noitcelesdab 26d ago

In my experienced experience if it’s very dark on half of the back half it’s cooked, otherwise it’ll just heal. Yours ain’t bad at all, definitely healing.

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u/pamcakevictim 26d ago

My grandfather taught me use a sewing needle, get it red hot poke it right where it's looks the darkest repeat until it pushes through the nail, a relieving the pressure, be careful not to go too deep

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u/smithc555 26d ago

Yup! I did it to myself. It was easy and painless. Provided instant relief. You don’t really have to push on the nail. The instant the needle touches the nail, it melts a small hole.