r/mildlyinfuriating 26d ago

go to your room The way my neighbor intentionally blocks the sidewalk to keep people from using it.

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u/5m0k3y76 26d ago

I would absolutely start riding or walking through their yard.

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u/vt2022cam 26d ago edited 25d ago

I’d call the city parking enforcement and say someone is parked on the sidewalk and someone in a wheelchair couldn’t use it. I’d call every time they do it just to get them to stop.

Edit- please update us!

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u/Bella_de_chaos 26d ago

Definitely a ticket in my city. I have seen cars towed for same.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 26d ago

I have never heard if a jurisdiction where this ISN'T illegal.

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u/EatMoreHummous 26d ago

Same, but I've also never once seen it enforced

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u/ryverrat1971 26d ago

I bet PPA would enforce it. Would be considered illegal parking even if they were part way into their driveway. And this would be one of the few times I would agree with PPA (Philadelphia Parking Authority).

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u/Two_Leggs 26d ago

call the non emergency number for police. report it. document it. date, time, license plate and address.
i have had to remind the dispatch how many times the same house and vehicle were parked preventing the egress of the sidewalk.

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u/Mysterious_Insect 26d ago

Yes. My city too. And, they do ticket.

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u/garster25 26d ago

100%. My mom couldn't use the sidewalk because of this a-hole. Totally illegal.

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u/snoops-spoons 26d ago

As a wheelchair user vet thank you for your service. One of these times I'm going to end up in jail over a idiot. And I'm not that kinda guy but they get irrationally angry that that is illegal and I've been in a fight literally, attacked because existing and travelling a public right if way...

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u/EkbatDeSabat 26d ago

I've never been able to apologize to anyone, but I did this when I was younger. Just parking in my driveway, but blocking the sidewalk. I got a ticket on my windshield and I was, at the time, so angry I tried to run down screaming at the parking enforcement who were riding a moped. Took me a few years to realize how much of a dick I was on both fronts. Now any time I see someone backing a vehicle up over a sidewalk or with one of those seventeen foot hitches or anything like that I get angry, both at myself and them. So, I'm sorry for being so narrow minded. You deserve better.

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u/txby432 26d ago

I dated a woman right before covid who was wheelchair bound, and holy shit it was an eye opener. Our first date i had to call and get a truck towed that parked in her ramp.

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u/Chronicles_of_Gurgi 26d ago

Before he died I took my scooter-bound dad to try new restaurants. There really should be more consideration when installing doors, pouring sidewalks, and tons of little things I never noticed before.

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u/SuspiciousReport6502 26d ago

Embrace the petty, document everything, and use the city's penal code against them.

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u/attic_dweller0690 26d ago

I’m so petty I’d buy a wheelchair just to ram it into their car over and over again.

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u/collector-x 26d ago

I'm a wheelchair user and my legs would be severely damaged if I run into things.

The most petty thing I can think of is wait till after a rain when the ground is soggy, drive into the grass, get stuck, then call the fire department to let them know I'm stuck in a yard because the sidewalk was blocked and I need their help getting unstuck.

Let the homeowner explain to the fire department and then the police who will undoubtedly be called as to why the sidewalk was blocked. Lol.

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 26d ago

Dig a big rut in the lawn while “trying to get unstuck” 😎👍

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u/iFLED 26d ago

I would just get an electric wheelchair and full send it right in to the side of the car.

Then when he inevitably comes outside demanding insurance info, you flip it on him and let him know you'll be suing him.

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u/storm4chaser 26d ago

Be sure to spin some tires in the yard

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u/Lopsided_Panic_1148 Dude, wtf... 26d ago

This is an accessibility issue. They need to get in touch with their city about it.

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u/britneyxbambi 26d ago

Ride into that car

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u/genericscissors 26d ago

That's what I was thinking. Full send

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u/SolaniumFeline 26d ago

as a german that moved to the US i have been feeling a lot of feelings about american roads and sidewalks recently.

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u/President_Skoad 26d ago

We're sorry. Most of us Americans have had a lot of feelings about it too.

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u/dev-246 26d ago

Make sure to aim for the door jam to damage both doors!

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u/Turbo_Lexington 26d ago

At least ghost ride the bike into the car

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u/ls7eveen 26d ago

With cleats you say?

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u/ChefGaykwon 26d ago

Metal cleats. And I have a very torsional gait.

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u/LGA2DFW 26d ago

Just walk across the lawn - don’t let them force you into the street

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u/localman214 26d ago

This is always what I do in this situation. Block the side walk, going to walk or ride on your lawn

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u/Electronic_Name_325 26d ago

I always go on the house side also. Especially with my work boots on…I do yard work and somehow always seem to have a bunch of Roundup residue on them.

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u/HerefortheTuna 26d ago

I have a 9 month old so I push the stroller in the lawn and leave ruts- someone got mad so I pointed out their car in the way.

I guess you would rather I push my baby into traffic?

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u/dagbrown 26d ago

Actually yes they would.

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u/PindaPanter 26d ago

But the baby in the pram couldn't possible have paid "road tax", so how can it be allowed to use the road??

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u/i_was_axiom 26d ago

And they can unkindly get fucked

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u/KingCalvert 26d ago

I like to ram the car a few times like I didn’t see it there and I am a NPC that got stuck.

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u/thatsMYBlKEpunk 26d ago

The idea of someone bumping this car with a stroller a few times before rerouting is absolutely hilarious to me

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u/redeyedrenegade420 26d ago

I used to keep the stink bombs in the glass bottle in my stroller because parents weren't respecting crosswalks in front of the school I was walking my daughter to. Three times I threw one at the windshield just above the hood when people would almost hit me in the crosswalk with my son. That's where the fresh air Intake for the cabin is. That smell isn't leaving anytime soon. Nobody is calling the cops to say "some dad stink bombed me when I tried to run him and his kid over in a school crosswalk." Modern problems, require modern solutions.

Edit: spelling

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u/Farucci 26d ago

One needs to be careful to not have any types of clothing with exposed metal zippers or decorative items that may scratch the finish of the vehicle when walking around it.

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u/RawChickenButt 26d ago

Walk around? I'm climbing over with my chainmail armor suit.

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u/Gutz_McStabby 26d ago

I'm slip and sliding across the hood in my Hellraiser cosplay

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u/UnusualLavishness324 26d ago

I’m going to slice and dice with my wolverine claws!

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u/ConflictMaster3155 26d ago

I’m the Juggernaut in my off time, and I’m just gonna drive my head straight through it.

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u/Copenhagen0531 26d ago

Salt the grass, salt their fuel, it's the simple pleasures

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u/andynaija 26d ago

Don’t forget to salt their caramel, it’s really delicious.

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u/BigdongarlitsDaddy 26d ago

Try a pinch of salt in chocolate milk, it’s a game changer.

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u/DukeBradford2 26d ago

“Strip the flesh, salt the wound” Borderlands baddy

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u/Enough_Ad_9338 26d ago

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!

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u/Refun712 26d ago

Walking over the car is the power move here.

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u/skipjac 26d ago edited 26d ago

My mother uses a wheelchair, we call the cops and wait. The power move is watching them stammering explaining why the pull this shit. We always have days worth of photos showing the cops its on purpose

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u/mamachonk 26d ago

I hate y'all have to deal with this, but kudos to you for calling them out.

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u/BustedEchoChamber 26d ago

The cynic in me says it only works if you're in a wheelchair.

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u/chicagoliz 26d ago

I think a lot of municipalities have laws against blocking the sidewalk, so if you called the police or somehow otherwise reported the violation, they might investigate.

Often they might not write up a violation if someone has several cars, and is blocking the sidewalk because there is no other choice, but in this instance, there is literally no reason to block the sidewalk, so they might.

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u/MxMirdan 26d ago

Which is really annoying.

I’m sorry if someone has too much car for their driveway, but that doesn’t excuse blocking pedestrian paths. They should be parking on the street.

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u/AnteaterMajestic1922 26d ago

There is a choice. Empty the garage

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u/junkfunk 26d ago

Just say your mom visits in her chair. Done

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u/Redditagains 26d ago

I live near a disability care home and a disability community. People park this everywhere. No fucks given.

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u/ImportantTeaching919 26d ago

I would grab a wheelchair and in the most non offensive way possible wear a helmet and go mach speed into vehicles

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u/idlehum 26d ago

Small potatoes here but, every time someone leaves a damn lime scooter or something in the walkway, I move it, for the blind and limited visibility, and for the scooters and walkers and wheelchairs.

I can't move cars, but in the instances like this, know that you are not outraged alone, and someone is in your corner. I'm sorry for people's oversight, negligence, and malice.

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u/newjerk666 26d ago

I do too, I just push them out of the way and let them fall. Two separate dudes gave me a dirty look when I did it the other day, and I realized they are dudes who leave lime scooters blocking the sidewalk.

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u/Spreaderoflies 26d ago

Good for you I love this kind of attitude. My brother is disabled and uses a chair and we just door bang the hell out of who blocks handi van parking.

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u/watercouch 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NbqEcOKK2fej0nRtJn

Not under the car though, if you rock a pony tail.

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts 26d ago

It’s so dangerous for guys like us

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u/Ok_Log2604 26d ago

Classic

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u/John_cCmndhd 26d ago

With a boom box blasting Bittersweet Symphony

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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair 26d ago

Improvement needed to the middle of the car.

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u/DevelopmentOld366 26d ago

And an even bigger power move would be to walk right through the car. 🤣

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u/KushySoles 26d ago

I’d climb and parkour over the car.

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u/SpaceToaster 26d ago

And drag your feet to create a cow path

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u/Jeffrey_C_Wheaties 26d ago

With some old golf spikes

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u/Boonstar 26d ago

I’d have a game trail right through that yard in about a week

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u/loonattica 26d ago

Walk across the car. Dents in the roof will send a better message.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior 26d ago

I crawl under the car but sometimes my ponytail gets caught on it and I'm stuck.

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u/Daveandbussin 26d ago

Also use the hood of their car as a railing for stability.

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u/CraftyPerformance272 26d ago

Get them ticketed/towed

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u/gunsandcupcakes 26d ago

might be better to take a video walking around it like a pedestrian would while looking at the car don’t wanna leave any reason for the cops to deny it (ai)

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u/FreeError4359 26d ago

Might be better to climb over it. Especially if you're wearing lots of chains and spikes.

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u/Sluuriecake 26d ago

I want to see so many people walk through his yard there’s a dirt path through his grass lol

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u/monkeychemist25 26d ago

You know that’s a little extreme but I like it. I wouldn’t bring spikes but walking straight over it would send a message

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u/Russells_Tea_Pot 26d ago

Might slam into it a few times before realizing i need to walk over it. I'm slow.

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u/BuyerAlive5271 26d ago

Well I like to keep dogshit on my chains and spikes

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u/Fortestingporpoises 26d ago

I live in a small town, you can just call their non emergency number about something like this and they'll come take a look within a couple hours.

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u/slogive1 26d ago

Exactly this. A ticket is in order. If your city has parking enforcement call them.

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u/Ok-Guarantee3237 26d ago

when I was young I was riding my bike back from school, distracted by the bus in the road, I hit the side of one of these idiots… hard

I didn’t even look at the damage after, got up and continued on my way. I imagine they never parked like this again.

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u/Impossible_Past5358 26d ago

Or make a new path...on their lawn...

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u/PuffDragon66 26d ago

Get. Bunch of these and slap them all over the windshield and side windows.

Edited to actually include the link.

https://www.etsy.com/market/you_park_like_stickers

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u/Anakha00 26d ago

Sure, stickers on the windows are funny, but adhesive wheel weights are more devious.

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u/bbbourb 26d ago

Hello, Satan. I've missed you.

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u/theproudheretic 26d ago

having accidentally unbalanced my trucks tires from washing it (muddy gravel roads, lots of dirt inside the wheels, didn't get it all) this is awesome. it feels like your vehicle is going to shake itself completely apart.

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u/allislost77 26d ago

Core removal tool

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u/abite 26d ago

Glue a bb into their valve stem cap. It'll deflate the tire slowly. When they fill it back up and put the cap back on the process will repeat...

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u/itsthedrizzit 26d ago

I am loving this comment section right now. Devious bastards unite!

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u/hornfan817 26d ago

Slices of cheese are a beast to remove during the summer!!

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u/Borderpatrol1987 26d ago

I used to manage a radioshack with signs indicating reserved parking for us. We used to have issues with people parking I our spots to go to the bar next door.

I spoke to the property manager who gave me those stickers that don't come off real easy and need a scraper. Told me to put them eye level on the driver window, and if I wanted to have them towed I could cause he didn't care.

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u/Firemission13B 26d ago

The 50 dollar fold one is amazing

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u/El_Mastadonte 26d ago

100% What an asshole.

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u/missredpenguin 26d ago

That is illegal. Even if your vehicle is in your own driveway and only the rear bumper overhangs the concrete, blocking the pedestrian walkway is a violation of state law and local city ordinances almost everywhere if you're in the US.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BO6i071r5OZLjYiGQL

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u/Bennington_Booyah 26d ago

Correct. My sister once got a ticket for this.

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u/TheBigYellowCar 26d ago

My dumb kid smashed into my neighbor’s Lexus when he was learning to ride a bike. The car was completely blocking the sidewalk that my kid was riding on, and he dented the rear quarter panel. He bounced off like a champ, but the neighbor proceeded to raise hell so we just called the non-emergency line and the dude ended up getting a ticket.

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u/JakeJortled 26d ago

Your “dumb kid” is my hero

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u/OpeningRound2918 26d ago

Now OP will find a dumb kid…

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u/P-ToneMikeOne 26d ago

For real. If my neighbor did this I would (first ask them to please not do it) pick up a bike at the thrift store, and then hit that sucker with 210 lbs of middle aged man meat going mach 10mph and invite the chaos.

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u/SlartiMyBartfast 26d ago

hit that sucker with 210 lbs of middle aged man meat going mach 10mph

Hot shit that's some poetic prose there my friend.

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u/missredpenguin 26d ago

Excellent. I approve. (Glad your kid is okay!)

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u/Set_to_Infinity 26d ago

Sounds like your neighbor is the dumb one, not your kid.

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u/etotheapplepi 26d ago

Your kid should keep doing that. LMAO

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 26d ago

Jean-Ralphio vibes:"I made my money the old-fashioned way. Drove my bike into a Lex-usssssss."

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u/Ginger_Rogers 26d ago

And I think most Americans wouldn't mind the occasional extra vehicle slightly in the walkway cuz family is visiting or something. I didn't care when my neighbors kid was old enough to dive, and his car blocked the sidewalk for a couple years until he went to college. But this person clearly has room to park well into their driveway. This is with malicious intent.

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u/draynen 26d ago

There are plenty of people in my neighborhood with mobility scooters that would probably not share this opinion.

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u/whiskey-water 26d ago

And that is exactly why it is illegal

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u/missredpenguin 26d ago

EXACTLY. I have encountered full driveway situations where cars are overparked (still not awesome, but I get it.) This person is just being a jerk.

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u/FG910 26d ago

Side walk is technically the city’s property so he isn’t even on his driveway entirely

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u/missredpenguin 26d ago

Absolutely correct. From where the sidewalk starts, that stops being private property. They are illegally parked on city property. Forcing pedestrians to walk in the street or onto private property is a dick move anyway.

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u/RSAEN328 26d ago

Depends on where you live. Where I live homeowners own the sidewalk but there's public access.

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u/RadVarken 26d ago

Many places. This puts the responsibility for maintenance on the owner. Small governments are a fan.

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u/_uncle_daddy_ 26d ago

I knew a guy who lost his son from this very scenario. Kid rode his bike into the road to get around a parked car only to get blasted by a work truck. I felt awful hearing it. It sticks with me, as a parent especially, to this day.

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u/TheProfessorPoon 26d ago

Almost like there is an actual reason for it being illegal. Crazy.

Seriously though what a fucking dick. I have a 9 year old kid who rides his bike or scooter around the neighborhood constantly and what you described isn’t far fetched at all.

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u/OgmoJump 26d ago

Print out this comment, attach the photo, and leave it on their windshield.

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u/Trelyrien 26d ago

I would need them to lock me up quick. I’m not a a violent person, but if someone got my son killed because they didn’t like people using the sidewalk… I don’t know how I could hold myself back

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u/KingCityDj 26d ago

Have one of the neighborhood kids accidentally run a bike into it

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u/Dear-Bet5344 26d ago

Repeatedly

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u/csbsju_guyyy 26d ago

With a big pointy jousting stick because they're practicing bike jousting 

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u/Mozzoball 26d ago

I know some neighborhood kids that would fucking love to do that lol, good idea

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u/Katz3njamm3r 26d ago

Ride into it yourself then sue for injuries. (Kidding but like… could you?)

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u/Goodbusiness24 26d ago

A few years back my wife broke her ankle and tore some tendons in her foot in an accident so we rented her a wheelchair while she recovered. I didn’t realize how many people in my neighborhood park like this jackass until I tried wheeling her around a couple times. It’s very much illegal here to park blocking a sidewalk but the cops in my town are useless so all their cars got some nice new dents in them instead. A lot of them seemed to figure it out and stopped parking that way. Just saying that’s always an option.

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u/ElasticTurd 26d ago

My city has an app you can take a picture and report stuff like this, so I'd see if your city has something similar. When I worked retail that was how I fixed non handicap people using my handicap spots, because they want us using the app they responded to my tickets quick

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u/megabass713 26d ago

My city straight up let anyone write a ticket for handicap spot abusers. 3 hours of training and 1 free lunch later and that asshole parking in handicap spots get a $500 ticket.

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u/freeradioforall 26d ago

Hooly shit, if my city had this, I would generate millions in revenue for them

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u/brickspunch 26d ago

I like this unit of measurement 

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u/Cache-Cow 26d ago

That’s awesome lol 

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u/Worth-Computer8639 26d ago

That's actually pretty cool.

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u/ArcticKimono 26d ago

holy shit, what city? that is genius. In Winnipeg we email 311 and they reply in 4 days, and send people 10% of the time weeks later

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u/equivalentsecret 26d ago

Cincinnati, Ohio has this!

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u/lilvixen 26d ago

Non emergency

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u/StarryDoll21 26d ago

Where I live we call 311 for problems like this or the Parking Authority

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u/boutSix 26d ago

Go into the street? Oh no, when this happens I make sure to clearly walk through their yard and stare them down if they’re present.

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u/KevonAtWork 26d ago

"you're in my yard!"

"i know, can you believe it? some asshole parked on the sidewalk!"

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u/Dexter79 26d ago

The problem comes when you have a walker or wheelchair or some other mobility issues and can't easily go around.

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u/jealous-guidance1977 26d ago

Or just keep walking past in his grass so u wear a path in it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WIucW89bVVGgsIE

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u/JAB_4_U 26d ago

This is the answer… you have to show cause and effect

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u/Traditional-Hotel-66 26d ago

Haha yes! This is just forcing people to walk through your yard.

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u/monkeychemist25 26d ago

That’s a fantastic idea. Drizzle a little salt discretely as you walk to make sure it never grows back

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u/Dexter79 26d ago

Dump a shitload of salt nondiscretely so they know you ain't one to fuck with

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u/Nailfoot1975 26d ago

It'd be a shame if there were shoeprints across the sunroof.

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u/Accurate_Elevator368 26d ago

And maybe some nice grease on the drivers side door handle.

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u/Lawndemon 26d ago edited 26d ago

I prefer to use Elmer's glue for this. The clear, white-ish coating just has a certain "je ne sais quoi" of "le jizz."

Edit: corrected the phrasing. My French mom would be ashamed of me.

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u/WaWa4JimmyPop 26d ago

Dicks sporting goods has deer pee for hunters. Fill up squirt gun. Squirt violating car. And anything else the you feel like making smell like pee as well. It will last for a few few days. Best when windows are open!

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u/VTcamperguy 26d ago

Came looking for this

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u/Mosaicfishtank 26d ago

Me too, shirt brother

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u/sharts_are_shitty 26d ago

Is it a TC Tugger? Because it’s not a joke

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u/Dr_Wunsche 26d ago

I can get you out of there without hurting. Let me just go get a scissors.

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u/yesman2121 26d ago

AHHHHHHHHH HELPPPPP AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP!!!!!

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u/Cocken_Spectre 26d ago

OHHHHH I thought you said “with hurting you”

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u/T8rsgonnah8 26d ago

OH HOOOOOO STUCK HIS HAND IN DOG SHIIIIIIIT

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u/zazzz0014 26d ago

I GOT MY PONYTAIL STUCK IN A CAR AND NOW I'M FUCKED!!!

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u/unikitty143FPE 26d ago

I actually thought that was a guy bent over, was wondering what it was supposed to mean lol

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u/messy372- 26d ago

“Hello, non emergency 911….i just saw someone in a wheel chair have to go out into the street to get around a car who is blocking the sidewalk and they almost got hit by a car”

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u/GenX4Life1 26d ago

True story, I once went onto the street in my wheelchair because a car was parked like this and did get clipped by a car. I was so PISSED!! Since then? I call the non emergency line to have an officer deal with it. I will not go into the street again.

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u/WhatTheFlox 26d ago

And never say "my neighbor is parked blocking public access to the sidewalk"

Just call with the notice of you being a concerned citizen that's been in the area

Heard some police actually answer the question of "Who called you on me" with who actually called the police.

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u/Advanced_Bunch_8666 26d ago

I mean you call 911 and some asshole neighbor (pictured here) wants to FOIA and do some digging they will know.

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u/RiffyWammel 26d ago

That grass looks inviting- may wait until its rained though

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u/Awesomest_Possumest 26d ago

So you can sprinkle instant mashed potatoes in someone's lawn and then wait for rain to 'activate' them, and then poof! Mashed potatoes all over someone's yard. Attracting animals and bugs and just being a weird menace.

Man, such a shame how my box of instant mashed potatoes ripped open and fell into your yard when I had to go around your car.....

Watch for doorbell cams though.

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u/Imtheboss6967 26d ago

The way I’d take my old e-scooter and intentionally crash into it

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u/kdorfman1019 26d ago

Find a local group of wheelchair bound citizens who take accessibility very seriously, and invite them to meet in your neighborhood to test out your sidewalks.

My guess says that douche will have a coronary when he looks out to see a solid line of wheelchairs cutting through his grass over and over.

Be sure to film it... And post on all the hot spots people will see it. And just for giggles toss it to the local news stations

Shame the bastard

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u/Brotega87 26d ago

Do you have parking enforcement? They will on that like bees on honey.

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u/Fine-Suit7768 26d ago

Take off your shoes and make it appear as if you walked up the sides, across the top and back down the side. Get a little tray of mud so the prints come out great.

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u/Usual_Complaint_1764 26d ago

Tht's illegal most places. Call the police to write a ticket.

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u/Responsible_Video364 26d ago

I have snaps and metal buttons on my clothing and I'm super clumsy. Every day.

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u/-Economist- 26d ago edited 26d ago

We have somebody who did this in our neighborhood. We are a gated community. Our rules specifically prohibit this.

But I haven’t mentioned the best part.

He did it in his police cruiser. Yes, he was a police officer. Despite multiple requests and financial penalties he refused to stop. So I took a picture of his police car and sent it to his supervisor.

The dude lost his mind. He posted a huge rant on our community Facebook page, which I screen shot and sent to his supervisor.

Within two weeks their house was listed for sale. After they moved him and his wife left ranting messages on the FB page, which I sent to his supervisor.

The supervisor actually called me and apologized on his behalf and told me he was dismissed from the police force. Apparently he was assigned anger management and pulled a George Constanza during the first meeting.

Goddam I love telling the story. But do feel a little bad as he had young kids.

We currently have a new boomer couple move to our community who are now parking their car across the sidewalk. Where they live is unique and creates a big issue with a neighbor on a wheelchair.

So I had their car tagged to be towed. 🤷‍♂️. The rules are not that complicated here.

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u/unsolvedfanatic 26d ago

This man chose to not think of the kids on multiple occasions. Hopefully the wife will leave and get them to a better place.

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u/sweathesmallshit 25d ago

Update: I reported them to the city this morning. Asshole parked two cars abreast blocking the entire sidewalk. I walked across his yard and the guy yelled out of his front door to stay off the grass. Fuck that guy.

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u/blade_torlock 26d ago

Time to teach the dog, pee pee here...

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u/MaintenanceCapable83 26d ago

i would be the one that walks in front... then drops icecream wrappers on the lawn

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u/FlatButtFrankie 26d ago

As I get older I kind of hate people. The “bitter old man” thing is becoming clearer and clearer to me as I age.

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