r/mildlyinfuriating 29d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared spider had babies :(

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u/Conyan51 29d ago

Don’t worry they’re protecting your Pokémon cards from wild scalpers.

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u/RoughSpeaker4772 29d ago

Op could be a basement dwelling scalper and the spiders are trying to leave a message

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u/Mercedes003 29d ago

Nah the ETB is opened.

Scalpers would never open these.

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u/MaddysinLeigh 29d ago

Charlotte’s web style but it just says “stop”

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u/longtimegoneMTGO 29d ago

The real reason not to worry is that spiders tend to find other spiders delicious. The really small ones have particularly strong cannibalistic tendencies.

The shadows are making it harder to see, but each of those spiders has made space between itself and it's siblings for a reason. There are already visibly less than you would expect at hatch time, give it a week or so and there will just be a few left

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u/darcmosch 29d ago

Gotta catch em all!

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u/tubaman23 29d ago

7 minutes to late to make the joke 😭

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u/cdThrowaway211 29d ago

So you were busy with Wesker when this post dropped?

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u/ehwhateverz 29d ago

Only 5 minutes with Wesker and Jill, then 2 minutes punching a boulder.

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u/CassetteMeower 29d ago

In the case of the spider, better hatch em all.

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u/BenchConscious1003 29d ago

There is only one spider of which I'm aware inside the house. He's a large huntsman called Boris.. He lives on the bathroom ceiling and he eats flies.

Boris has been living happily on the ceiling for about 30 years. That does seem a long time for a spider to live, but I've never noticed any others.

Boris and I get along swimmingly. We have an arrangement. I don't walk on his ceiling and he doesn't walk on my floor.

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u/blqckpinkinyourarea 29d ago

atp youre likely seeing his great great great great grandson

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/One-Rope5903 29d ago

So I know it's a joke but perfect place to throw down some facts for those that want some real facts.

Huntsman live up to 3 years and only breed once a season (can lay up to 4 egg sacks with 500 offspring though)

So if saw a large Huntsman for 30 years could but up to 30th generation but could also be as little as 10th generation

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u/Aniramser 29d ago

Seeing that they can make up 2000 offspring does not fill me with joy

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u/Azphatt 29d ago

They can make that many but I’m pretty sure like 95% or more of them do not make it past childhood. That still leaves 5% of 2000 in this case. Still not great, but less awful at least?

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u/yepgeddon 29d ago

Sounds fuckin rad to me, Huntsmen are like the bro-est of bro spiders in the spider world. Absolute legends.

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u/Hoosier_Engineer 29d ago

Doing some math, 5% survival of 500 is 25 offspring that survive to adulthood per season. So for each season, supposing that each spider lives for 3 seasons and has offspring in each, we can expect the following pattern:

Season 0: 1 (Boris) Season 1: 26 Season 2: 676

Thereafter, we can define the population of season N as P(N) = (P(N-1)-P(N-3)) × 26

I put that in excel, and it says there should be 4 × 1039 spiders by the 30th season. Models can only do so much, I guess.

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u/TheLastHotstepper 29d ago

The vast, vast, vast majority of those become food for other insects/rodents/small mammals.

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u/asolarwhale 29d ago

I like that this implies that a huntsman qualifies as a rodent/small mammal

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u/One-Rope5903 29d ago

Well Huntsman grow to have a 12 inch leg span and turn off the lights and you can actually hear them moving... Their footsteps are audible to the human ear.

I have definitely encountered mice that are smaller and more silent

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u/JulioHopkins 29d ago

You can hear them walk!? What the fuck lmao

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u/DutchProv 29d ago

no i cant lalalala i cant hear them.

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u/TheLastHotstepper 29d ago

Wow thats fucked. Ill probably never be on the same continent as them but I still wish I didnt know that

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u/adventureremily 29d ago

Great, now I have "Boris the Spider" stuck in my head. 😂

Funnily enough, your Boris is probably actually a Doris - most of the large harvestman/cellar spiders are female.

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u/fail-fast 29d ago

also male spiders don't live long, generally

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u/isthatach1cken 29d ago

Not if they get laid anyway

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u/fail-fast 29d ago

not just that, but I think (from dealing with tarantulas, mostly; not sure if it applies to all kinds of spiders) that at some point after they mature, they stop eating and molting and dedicate the rest of their life to looking for a mate/mating

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u/Principle_Napkins 29d ago

Like octopi. After they mate and lay their eggs they stop eating so that they die and the child can eat their body when they're born. It's part of the reason they live such short lives.

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u/INeedHelp_goodlawd 29d ago

God only knows what Boris’d do if you walked on his ceiling…

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u/WhaddyaShay 29d ago

One of those things it's better not to think about

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u/backson_alcohol 29d ago

If I went to my friend's house and discovered that an undisclosed Boris was in the bathroom with me, I would flee in terror before wiping.

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u/ACcbe1986 29d ago

You'd also empty your bowels in record time. I just wish you would flush before you fled.

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u/pistachio_slut 29d ago

I’d expect the undisclosed Boris to flush

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u/bitofafixerupper 29d ago

It would be like a shitty version of hansel and Gretel all the way back to my house

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u/Fun-Basil5530 29d ago

just searched up, "large huntsman spider" and now i want to cry myself to sleep

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u/Dylan_Driller 29d ago

Not friend shaped but they are friends.

Had some cockroaches and Centipedes invade my house a few years back, then a Huntsman Family came to live with me.

Never saw another centipede again and roaches are rare too unless they fly in.

The family is around, I occasionally see them and give them a nod.

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u/chesterfield_herping 29d ago

It certainly helps that even if they bite, they’re nearly completely harmless. No venom, not even truly awful fangs. So even if you did somehow scare one, there’s a 99% chance of them just bolting and that 1% is just a harmless bite.

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u/NaraFei_Jenova 29d ago

Minor nitpick: they do have venom, it's just not medically significant to people, and are only about as mild as a bee sting (not even a wasp, them bitches hurt). You're 100% on everything else though, these are bros and they pay rent, and they'd much rather get away than waste venom on something that they can't eat.

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u/Ok-Challenge-5873 29d ago

There’s a running joke in Australia that Huntsman are the largest cause of casualties among all spiders because they like to hide in sun visors and jump scare drivers

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u/telltaleatheist 29d ago

This specific breed of spider is incredibly creepy but actually awesome. They hunt cockroaches and other pests. They don’t like bothering with people. They’re great roommates. I had a couple in Florida that really freaked me out but they’re great

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u/RevolutionAccurate56 29d ago

Yeah, that’ll do it. If it’s any help, they are extremely shy and almost entirely harmless even if they do bite

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u/Scewt 29d ago

I don't care how harmless the skittering hellspawn is.

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u/RevolutionAccurate56 29d ago

Completely fair, those bastards have no right being that creepy or that fast, but I have to live with them so I’ve gotten used to it

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u/SlayMeCreepyDaddy 29d ago

Yeah this is it. "They eat bugs" yeah well bugs don't scare the shit out of me, these gangly legged fucks do.

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u/KanedaSyndrome 29d ago

It sleeps on the pillow next to you

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u/Tyler89558 29d ago

I have an arrangement with the web laying insects in my house.

They stay away from my bed.

I don’t crush them with a shoe.

Better if they stay out of reach.

Even better if out of sight.

But so long as they do not violate the sanctity of my bed, we are chill.

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u/CydaeaVerbose 29d ago

See, live and let live at its finest! *fistbumpimplosion*

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u/Ok-Conversation7670 29d ago

I had a daddy long legs spider called Boris! We had the same agreement, about 2 months ago she (I learned it was a female after Boris got children once) crawled down to die in a corner. Had her for 3 years, may you RIP Boris

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u/Rude-Front-420 29d ago

30???!

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u/Dylan_Driller 29d ago

Just Googled it, max they can live is like 5 years...

Pretty sure original Boris was a lady and had kids who carried on her legacy of being Boris

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 29d ago

I worked at a U-Haul backed up to a huge canal like 15 years ago. The ceiling in our shop was one giant web from these guys. It was easily a 30' x 60' web with THOUSANDS of spiders, likely tens of thousands. We fucking loved them because at work there were never mosquitos... Then the Area Manager came, saw the ceiling and said to get rid of it. The mosquitos were absolutely insane after that.

We never saw the spiders come down or into the building itself. They stayed on the ceiling inside the shop. I was there for years watching the web and colony grow.

Leave them alone and let them build a colony and you will never have a nusiance flying around again.

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u/nomorespacess 29d ago

You guys must have had an infinite supply of mosquitos to feed that big a colony. Is that just how it is by a canal?

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u/coreynj 29d ago

Mosquitoes entire lifespan requires water. They lay their eggs in water, ​which slowly hatch on the waters surface. Then the larvae will grow up on the surface of the water til they mature and fly away to give some poor sap dengue fever. Learned that super young when I brought home a bucket of stagnant water with what I thought were little tadpoles. My parents let me know it was actually mosquito larvae.

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u/Scruffynerffherder 29d ago

Not to mention they were probably up by some industrial fluorescent lights ... Most powerful mosquito bait there is.

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 29d ago

They had mosquitos like crazy. There was always stagnant water nearby which was a perfect breeding area for them. That last few months I worked there were absolutely miserable.

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u/Remarkable-Rush-9085 29d ago

They will live together and take down giant house spiders too, these guys are awesome to have around!

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 29d ago

Thats actually crazy. I wonder if thats why we never saw other bugs. We had wolf spiders and the odd black widow in the area but never at the facility.

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u/Alarmed_Tea_2874 29d ago

I detest wolf spiders. They don't even build webs. They burrow. Their eyes reflect light like cats with flashlights. And they eat their young. AND they always travel in packs of 3. They aren't particularly harmful but they are fast and can get huge and they do nothing to tame my spider fear lol.

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u/PoeciloStudio 29d ago

I'm a spider nerd and wolf spiders are one of those groups that still test the alarm bell, especially with closeups.

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u/BigCut4598 29d ago

Had one at the corner of my indoor balcony door. Decided to keep it to see if it would catch anything. One day I noticed a bunch of dirt underneath its web and wondered how dirt got there. Looked closer to vacuum it up and it was a dozen gnat bodies. It would catch the gnats, eat it, then discard it out of the web. Probably the most effective spider species I’ve ever seen.

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u/Darkchamber292 29d ago

Should've told the Manager either to go fuck himself, or go fuck himself

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u/Avtrain 29d ago

I can vouch when I moved to my new room there use to be a decent amount of mosquitos but then I noticed a spider in my bathroom and I let him just chill and after a few weeks anything that was flying was grounded

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u/kristyn_lynne 29d ago

The next thing on my feed was just too perfect...

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u/HalfSoul30 29d ago

I wonder if there is a subreddit for when two post line up like that on your feed.

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u/italianshark 29d ago

It’s called r slash juxtaposition

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u/Chubby_Comic 29d ago

I tried to share the sub, but that's not allowed, so it was removed. If you look for a sub starting with juxta and ending with position, you will find what you're looking for.

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u/Fawn_Leap 29d ago

Isn’t that… mildly infuriating?

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u/CeeArthur 29d ago

Just slap an "S" on it for spider, then wait for the sweet spider honey

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u/JackRaid 29d ago edited 29d ago

Oh, neat. Vac some up and toss them in the backyard; you won't have Mosquitos this year.

Edit: I have been thoroughly informed that these spiders would not actually survive outside, so perhaps don't do that.

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u/justtolearnsomething 29d ago

You have way too much faith about their capacity in nature vs indoors

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u/nomorespacess 29d ago

I'd also add they have too much faith in their ability to survive being vacuumed.

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u/Salt_Ad_5578 29d ago

Idk, I've vacuumed up many spiders before and I don't think it's ever killed any of them. I'm an arachnophobe so sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. But I don't do it anymore because it just means you have a little lovecraftian beastie living in your vacuum.

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u/nomorespacess 29d ago

Paper bowl and piece of paper is my go-to, but it does mean I have to get really close to do the work.

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u/CassetteMeower 29d ago

I normally just leave spiders be, free pest control! And spiders are really cool, I like watching them. One time I saw a spider climbing up a piece of silk and the silk was near invisible so it looked like it was climbing on air which was super cool to see. My mom is scared of spiders but she respects them and just lets them do their thing. She’s okay with spiders in the house, she just doesn’t want them on her.

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u/originalusername7904 29d ago

The canister on my vacuum is clear. I’ve never seen one not survive the initial vacuuming. What kills them is getting hit by other stuff that gets vacuumed after them

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u/high_throughput 29d ago

Would you stay at someone's house if the owner kept throwing spiders at you?

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u/Ypuort 29d ago edited 29d ago

Most indoor spiders are acclimated to living under human made conditions and will die if put outside

Edit: don’t reply before reading this. https://www.burkemuseum.org/collections-and-research/biology/arachnology-and-entomology/spider-myths/myth-house-spiders-belong

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u/Plane-Education4750 29d ago

Then keep them inside but make them hide

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u/jennifer_m13 29d ago

Or charge them rent

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u/Plane-Education4750 29d ago

The rent is them keeping the bugs away

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u/captiankickass666 29d ago

Thats a risk im willing to take

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u/Ok-Session2848 29d ago

I didn't read it and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

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u/Slith_81 29d ago

I just burn the house down. It does get expensive, I'm on my fifth house.

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u/DathomirBoy 29d ago

Unfortunately cellar spiders don’t do well outside. They’re pretty well adapted to our homes

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u/Hitoride44 29d ago

I don’t think this will work. I moved this species of spider from my garage to my room (which is on the basement floor) because I had an ant problem. I hoped she would help with the ants but she kept moving back to the same spot in the garage :(

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u/Mobile-Cup4956 29d ago

They just want mosquitos

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u/IAmTheCoroner69 29d ago

Cellar spiders are friends! The babies will disperse naturally and will do wonders for small pest control in your house while keeping out of your way :)

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u/Working_Ability_124 29d ago

They also actively hunt black widows! They got rid of all the widows in my garage.

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u/The_Chimeran_Hybrid 29d ago

Those long legs are absolutely vicious to pretty much every other spider. It can wrap up everything while its body stays safely away, and the legs are too thin and spindly for them to get a good grip and bite.

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u/KanedaSyndrome 29d ago

The Slendermen of the spider world

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u/MightBeAVampire 29d ago

They are very polite spiders! They typically stick to a corner of some window and just chill there. The dominant spider (yellow sac spider?) in my house, meanwhile, likes to travel around on the walls and sometimes drop down from the ceiling, specifically onto a human or hanging in the air right in front of the staircase at face-level.

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u/FaudMauxe 29d ago edited 29d ago

Literally, they just find a corner and chill

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u/libbywednesday 29d ago

I have soooo many of them in my house hanging out in the corners but you know what I don’t have? Flies, mosquitos, or gnats. These guys are my homies.

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u/cryforhelp99 needs more infuriation in life pls 29d ago

I believe you but why do they look like that 😫

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u/ThienHaTheTech 29d ago

They look like a lovecraftian swarm

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u/Small-Palpitation310 29d ago

Found agent spider

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u/IAmTheCoroner69 29d ago

You got me I’m bought and paid for by big spider

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u/SellaraAB 29d ago

Shelobbyists should be outlawed.

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u/NeptuneTTT 29d ago

Yes. Spiders are awesome pest control.

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u/stoned_as_hell 29d ago

You've got yourself an army of hunters, train them wisely

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u/Nerdula333 29d ago

but its just an innocent cellar spider 🥺🥺🥺 they eat pests for you let them be

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u/Bonnle 29d ago

We call those daddy long legs in the UK

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 29d ago

We call them cellar spiders. We call Harvestmen daddy long legs (which are not spiders but another type of arachnid, spiders have two body segments while harvestmen have one and they have only two eyes)

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u/DenseStomach6605 29d ago

Additionally, harvestmen do not spin webs while cellar spiders spin messy webs with no pattern. Cellar spiders will eat live prey while harvestmen feed on dead insects!

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u/XVUltima 29d ago

Used to have a few cellar spiders in the bathroom at work. They would battle all the time, sometimes one would be missing a limb or two. You'd have to be careful walking in and out because when they would fight, the webs would shake and they'd hang down low enough to get caught in your hair.

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u/Cookie4634 29d ago

Spider fight club?

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u/walkingTANK 29d ago

We don't talk about that!

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u/SilverSageVII 29d ago

Now harvestmen sounds creepy.

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u/Significant-Risk2094 29d ago

Same. Here's a Harvestmen "spider", what we call daddy long legs in Missouri. Its followed by a photo of what we call Cellar Spiders. Both harmless. Cellar Spiders are actually helpful little predators to have around.

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u/Significant-Risk2094 29d ago

Cellar Spider

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u/ran_out_of_tp 29d ago

Is this a cellar spider?

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u/Soggy_Cabbage 29d ago

Yes, she's about ready to lay eggs.

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u/rainbow_flamingos 29d ago

I found the people who know the Daddy vs the Cellar

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u/greenfingermuddytoe 29d ago

Missourian here too. Daddy long legs and walking sticks fascinated me as a child. Now I hardly see either of them. I do see the cellars quite often still.

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u/BornWithSideburns 29d ago

Ive only seen a stick bug once in my life.

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u/wonderlessbread 29d ago

Yesss this is what i think of for daddy long legs, the other is a cellar spider and the bane of my
showers.

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u/PointBoth3829 29d ago

Wow I have always called them daddy longlegs I didn’t even know that they had a different name or that it was harvestman. When this british fellow called the spiders in the picture daddy longlegs I was like wtf those look nothing like daddy longlegs, and then I looked up harvestmen from ur comment and gasped that it was a daddy longlegs when i saw the photos

Thank you for your gentlemanly comment good sir

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u/catsplants420 29d ago

I’m from Arizona and we always called these daddy long legs. Then I moved to SC and people call harvestmen daddy long legs or great grandaddy long legs.

Sc also calls roaches “palmetto bugs” it throws me off. 😂😅

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u/MagneticFluxDrive 29d ago

Same here in Texas. I have a small crew that lives in each bathroom. They harmless.

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u/DothrakAndRoll 29d ago

Oregon checking in, also daddy long legs.

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u/Shurigin 29d ago

Weirdly in Oklahoma we call them either daddy long legs or granddaddy long legs

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u/GaryTheThird- 29d ago

That's way more kinky

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u/Theunbannablevee 29d ago

Minnesota checking in, daddy long legs, can confirm.

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u/NeedleworkerFit819 29d ago

I’m from Oregon. I always called harvestmen “Daddy Long Legs.” Maybe these too, but usually just “Cellar Spiders.”

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u/FairBlueberry9319 29d ago

What? No we don't

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u/ChainUnable2250 29d ago

Around Indiana that’s just a house spider. Daddy long legs are the little balls of anger with 6 legs and no teeth.
I guess they do have 8 legs, but only 1 body segment

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u/OtherwiseConstant422 29d ago

Little balls of anger 😂

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u/Slith_81 29d ago

I live in Indiana, I've never seen a daddy long legs get angry, I barely see them move at all. Unless I'm thinking of something else.

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u/Standard_Ride_8732 29d ago

This is what i know of as daddy long legs.

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u/Saoirseminersha 29d ago

No we don't. Daddy Long Legs are crane flies in the UK.

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u/fossilmerrick 29d ago

+1 for Crane Flies being daddy long legs

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u/whoknewexceptme 29d ago

Agreed, this other guy is a phoney!

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u/RandomPerson12191 29d ago

Yes, thank you!! People just call anything a daddy long legs nowadays, part of the terror of one is them flying at you when you open the front door at night...

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u/PopAtTheDoor 29d ago

Nah those are not daddy long legs those are whole ass spiders!

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u/FoxtorWho12 29d ago

We don't though? Crane flies are what we call daddy long legs. No one in the UK calls these things daddy long legs.

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u/SoldierExcelsior 29d ago

Thats house spider daddy long legs look like a crab one section with a bunch of legs

Cellar spiders are harmless, fragile spiders with very long, thin legs, commonly found in basements, cellars, and corners of homes, also known as daddy longlegs spiders. They build irregular, messy webs to catch small insects, and while they can bite, their venom is weak and not dangerous to humans, with the myth of them being deadly being false. Control involves removing webs, reducing humidity, and sealing entry points, as they thrive in moist environments.

Oh I looked it up those are also called daddy long legs

But the real one isn't even a spider

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 29d ago

Not in the north east. To most people, a daddy long legs is a cranefly, which is also incorrectly called a dragonfly here.

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u/Warm-Revenue5135 29d ago

Spiders do so much for your environment. They're helping you.

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 29d ago

Spiders are our allies in the eternal war against the real enemies - bugs.

Relocate them or leave them.

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u/Laetitian 29d ago

If they're not doing anything for you, they starve. If they don't starve, something else would be taking over if you took out the spiders. Where possible, keeping them alive is the obvious choice.

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u/Consider2SidesPeace ORANGE 29d ago edited 29d ago

Looks like Daddy Long legs. A good spider, shy of people and eats other spiders and bugs. Work with nature...

Ed. Typo, A not I...

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u/dslryan 29d ago

Can we talk about the Pokémon though??

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u/Own_Manner_9779 29d ago

Gotta fix that one crooked box bro

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u/bundle_of_nervus2 29d ago

Thank u OP for blessing us non-spider haters with what we actually wanted to see

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u/NoBenefit5977 29d ago

It makes my heart happy to see those open etbs!

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u/Gorthebon 29d ago

I know what kind of man u are

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u/CiloTA 29d ago

People just living out Junji Ito lives, going about their day as a spider nest builds above their head each night, not a bother, looking up seeing it grow and pulsate before closing their eyes to soundly sleep, not a care in the world, babies slowly hatching above their head, flies, gnats and mosquitos caught to feed, then one day OP’s torso is slowly wrapped in webbing as they eat their hot pocket, obsessed with Pokémon cards, day after day, the web wraps more and more around OP, not that it mattered, life stood still anyway, then one day they become food for the very thing they ignored, and out hatch OPheaded baby spiders

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u/needfortheneedle 29d ago

The etb display is so insanely cool

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u/Bae_zel 29d ago

Yo ngl your bf has a sick ass setup

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u/Careless-Dirt4271 29d ago

bro its my boyfriend's room 😭 hes addicted

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u/pizzabash 29d ago

Man clearly has income and good tastes, put a ring on him asap.

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u/SolidusDave 29d ago

Nothing says good taste like a giant Joker2 poster...

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u/VoradorTV 29d ago

cellar spiders, literally the best spiders

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u/anteaterKnives 29d ago

False.

Counterexample: jumping spiders.

(Cellar spiders might be great, but they aren't cute!)

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u/ModestMeeshka 29d ago

I have plenty of jumpers around and the other day I noticed one on my ceiling was chasing the sun glare off of my phone around and it was the cutest thing ever! I've never been able to play with a spider before that!

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u/UsagiMimi 29d ago

They're harmless, give them a cuddle and some bugs.

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u/cryforhelp99 needs more infuriation in life pls 29d ago

If they are fren, then why they not look like fren?? monke brain not understand

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u/Dragon_girl0531 29d ago

not fren shape for u fren shape to others, can be fren to all

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u/Dinglebobus 29d ago

Me, who likes spiders and hates other insects
https://giphy.com/gifs/J8FZIm9VoBU6Q

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u/Bigr789 29d ago

Free pest control, I catch and release (nonvenomous) spiders in my house and I haven't ever had a problem with any bug infestation. Plus showering is less lonely with your spider bro

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u/Dinglebobus 29d ago

Used to work for a pest control company and the number one thing I hated doing was removing spider webs. But it meant free pest control for the customer and we just can’t have that, the poor CEO needs more money.

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u/sexyminionass 29d ago

They're friends. While they CAN bite, their venom isn't harmful to humans and they have teeny tiny ass fangs. Harmless and helpful critters. Some of my fav spider guys. 10/10 would share a space with them.

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u/ibecin 29d ago

These are her babies. At my work place.

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u/Angry-_-Crow 29d ago

That's a good spider, at least ::) Cellar spiders are about 4000% harmless to humans and do pest control like a boss

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u/im_not_quiet 29d ago

Fun fact: spiders walk through a complicated set of hydraulic pressure and internal muscles.

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u/irrelevantanonymous 29d ago

I’m so glad this isn’t my problem. Sorry OP!

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u/EmLee-96 29d ago

Screams in horror

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u/Available-Orchid8596 29d ago

Bro you know this means that they will eat every bug?

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u/Krabs9 29d ago

You're lucky, spread them throughout the house

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u/JD0x0 29d ago

Why are people upset by having an army of spiders? You'll never have bug issues.

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u/UnicornLovePretty 29d ago

Because they’re horrible to look at, they’re scary and it’s disturbing

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u/Yandere_Butler 29d ago

Warms my heart to see a mother with a big house for her children. Because the house is theirs now. Run

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u/SputnikSenpai 29d ago

Free protein

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u/jeanphiltadarone 29d ago

It's a compliment, it means you have a nice house, for letting them be they will remove bugs for you.