r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 21 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Was sitting in a ticks nest while reading....

I was sitting in a Park reading a book and suddenly I felt my legs itch. I was covered in hundreds of mini ticks. I was standing in the shower for hours and still find some of these f#!*rs crawling an me...

Update: So I got the most of the seed ticks scratched off in the shower. I will have a doctor's appointment the next days to get a prophylactic antibiotics treatment just to be save from lyme, alpha gal or rocky mountain fever (if this is a thing in Germany).

Thank you all for the information and advices, hopefully I will be fine. I really appreciate it

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u/Shoebill-Enthusiast Jun 21 '26

LINT ROLLERS!!! I lint roll my dog and my clothes every time we go outside. I have saved us both from countless tick bites from doing this. Ticks are sticky, especially on clothes and fur, but lint rollers are stickier!

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u/upsidedown-funnel Jun 21 '26

Off to buy a case of them.

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u/IKnowItCanSeeMe Jun 22 '26

I (and I know it sounds crazy) use flea and tick shampoo for dogs. I get it on as a rich lather, let it sit for about 5 minutes, and rinse. Some expert will probably come in and say how bad it is, but I've never had an issue. I live in the Appalachian mountains and ticks are a very common issue.

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u/telepathic-gouda Jun 22 '26

A life hack I can get behind. Thanks for sharing. Seriously. Will be trying this.

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u/IKnowItCanSeeMe Jun 22 '26

It's always worked for me, last year about 6 of us got into a patch of ticks that were so tiny, like head of a ballpoint, and we all wiped down. 30 minutes later, we were all having s'mores around the fire, no itchy, no more ticks, and as a family of many skin types, no break outs or rashes.

Definitely good to throw in the trunk and forget about until you need it.

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u/Lermanberry Jun 22 '26

It's safe to use for dogs and humans, but extremely toxic to cats. The neurotoxin that chrysanthemums produce kills arachnids (ticks) and insects, as well as cats. Mum's the word.

To cats, it's lethal. To ticks... it's deadly.

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u/IKnowItCanSeeMe Jun 22 '26

Okay, awesome (well, not that it kills cats). It's come in clutch so many times. Especially since a family member got Lyme's a few years back, everyone has been somewhat paranoid about ticks. It's only us and the dogs that go on hikes or these camping trips, and if we encounter a tick nest, all clothing gets basically the same treatment as if you were to encounter bed bugs.

But, thank you for the response. I've never had an issue and it works great, but it's good to know that it's not secretly killing us.

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u/ChloMyGod638 Jun 21 '26

I’m stealing this as a full time dog sitter. Thanks

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u/ro536ud Jun 21 '26

Wow never heard this before but it’s a brilliant hack. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Shoebill-Enthusiast Jun 21 '26

No problem! My dog is super allergic to all the tick medicines we’ve tried, so this is what our vet suggested and it’s working really well so far. We live deep in the forest, but with lint rolling, my pup only gets a couple a year that have embedded. Knock on wood, but the 6 of us humans who live here have only gotten 3 since we started living here four years ago.

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u/DuquanWellington Jun 21 '26

Op please share general location so I can avoid that area forever

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u/nekoma713 Jun 21 '26

Germany :(

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u/D-g-tal-s_purpurea Jun 21 '26

Damn, I suspected that it must be Europe, but this is even worse news. 😭 And you're not chilling in the ferns, you are basically just on a lawn.

I guess no touching gras anymore without being doused in DEET for me...

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u/stumblinghunter Jun 21 '26

You can get a bottle of permethrin and spray your clothes with it. Let it dry for 4 hours, and it's bonded to your clothes and paralyzes/kills ticks on contact. Usually stays potent enough through 6 trips through the washing machine! I live in rural upstate NY and we're experiencing an explosion of the tick population so I barely even go in my yard unless I'm wearing one of my permethrin pants

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u/Which_Initiative_882 Jun 21 '26

Well, at least you dont have the Lone Star ticks that make you allergic to meat.

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u/kronicno_tele Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

We just have one that give you brain inflammation, severe neurological complications and you can die, lmao! 

This is a great reminder I need to start the TBE vaccine schedule again. 

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u/fowlflamingo Jun 21 '26

Brb crossing Germany off my "places to go" list. No one tell me where else these ticks are so I can live in ignorance, thanks.

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u/kaisadilla_ Jun 21 '26

There's no country in this planet where there isn't a few bugs that come from hell. There's always a tick that fucks over your health, a worm that eats your eyes, a fish that anchors itself in your urethra or a spider that gives you a massive boner that kills you.

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u/radiantcabbage Jun 21 '26

theyre not even the only vector. there also exists an australian variant, the paralysis tick that does exactly as it says in addition to making you intolerant to animal proteins of any kind. produces toxins that cause a paralysis similar to polio, which keeps your limp body alive for the brood to feast on your blood

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u/PsychologicalLab7379 Jun 21 '26

Oh look, yet another reason to never visit Australia.

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u/denlens Jun 21 '26

NEEEEEIN wiesoooooo😮‍💨 sag doch nicht deutschland

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u/nekoma713 Jun 21 '26

Hessen um genauer zu sein :(

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u/QueenAlisha38e Jun 21 '26

WHAT, seeing my state mentioned was such a jumpscare😭 Please tell us which city?

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u/nekoma713 Jun 21 '26

Kassel :(

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u/QueenAlisha38e Jun 21 '26

NEINNN NEINNNNNNN!!!! ACH DU KACKE!! Was ist das bitte für eine Wahrscheinlichkeit 😭

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u/Rahmenframe Jun 21 '26

At this point it's gonna end up being your specific garden or something hahahaha

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u/drunkeymunkey Jun 21 '26

How is OP sitting so calmly while photographing this horror?

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u/stscywayne Jun 21 '26

I was wondering why OP's leg looks like Zombie Grey?

SOO, let's review.

  1. Sitting calmy in situation where most would be beating the brakes off yourself.

  2. Strange pigmentation suggesting actual Vampirism.

  3. Second image, ticks are an all-too-creepy perfectly aligned representation of Draco Constellation?!?

  4. In astrological and esoteric interpretations, the Draco (Dragon) constellation is associated with Dracula and vampires due to its extensive span across the zodiac from Sagittarius to Aries, aligning with the "roaming area" of the vampire archetype.

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u/nekoma713 Jun 21 '26

I love it xD

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u/Actes Jun 21 '26

You're a vampire now dude that's the rules

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u/Consistent-Mode8937 Jun 21 '26

Did you burn the whole thing?

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u/MadDadROX Jun 22 '26

Have someone check your but crack, and ears. Check you belly button and under toes. Ask me how I know.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 Jun 21 '26

That's it, internet over

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u/ubiquitous-joe Jun 21 '26

Sees pale skin in dim lighting, concludes zodiac vampirism.

Move over Occam’s razor, we’ve got Achmed’s tweezers!

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u/Captin-Cracker Jun 21 '26

Cause baby ticks just brush away, or you can take a hot shower and get rid of them

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Jun 21 '26

Do they not penetrate the skin and start sucking blood yet? That would be my huge concern, especially in a place that has Lyme disease or other nasty tick transmitted illnesses

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u/weedbetterknot Jun 21 '26

Instead of tweezers I highly recommend "tick keys" to everyone & have gifted many. It's a flat bit of metal with a teardrop shape cut out of it.

You slip the widest end around the tick, place it as flat to your skin as you can while holding it, slowly slide the tick towards the narrow end & when it catches a quick flick of the wrist pops it off. My kid even helped use it on a classmate during a field trip it's so easy.

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u/Eulers_Constant_e Jun 21 '26

I keep one of these in my purse in a snack size sandwich bag along with a plastic credit card size tick identifier. If I ever need to pull a tick off I can safely store it in the snack size bag for testing later.

I started doing this when my kids were little and I’d chaperone school field trips to a nature preserve that I lovingly called “Tick Town.”

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u/ratafia4444 Jun 21 '26

As somebody who freaks out if a completely harmless bug crawls in my vicinity this sounds absolutely terrifying.

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u/Practical-Bear1022 Jun 21 '26

Hit the panini button, quick!

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 Jun 21 '26

I would amputate my leg off and put it in sulfuric acid

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u/Sohuli Jun 21 '26

Just let them have the leg atp, they earned it

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u/Cahzaenll Jun 21 '26

Ticks dont earn shit accept a for a painful death.

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u/relentless_optimism_ Jun 21 '26

This is a literal nightmare

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u/OhSoSolipsistic Jun 21 '26

The phrase “alpha gal” had so much potential for referring to a badass lady too, but instead more nightmare fuel

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u/Mockingbird007- Jun 21 '26

Ma'am your freckles are moving..

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u/girl807349 Jun 21 '26

At first i thought they were freckles then I zoomed in 😮🫣

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u/Lightoftheembersky Jun 21 '26

I knew what they were gonna be when I zoomed in but I was still creeped out when I did

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u/Jesse1179US Jun 21 '26

You guys are zooming in?

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u/Glass_Covict Jun 21 '26

I'd be jumping into a bonfire

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u/amm5061 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Shower, now. Those are larvae, so OP is probably okay, but it the creepy crawly feeling is gonna take awhile to go away.

Edit: and do a full body check, obviously.

Edit 2: larvae, not nymphs. My bad on the name of the part of the lifecycle.

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u/IllianasClifford Jun 21 '26

Will they crawl in your butthole? Something I have wondered even before the house episode with the teenage that had the tick in her vagina. My lord

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u/snizzrizz Jun 21 '26

Yes. They are looking for OPs butthole in that image.

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u/CrustyMushroomBoy Jun 21 '26

Can confirm, I’m one of the nymphs and it must be a tiny one cuz I haven’t found it yet

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le Jun 21 '26

I had a tick on me balls once. Took a chunk of skin off it did.

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u/Stixit-Inme69 Jun 21 '26

"Took a chunk of skin off it did". 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7qDK5J5Uerg3atJ6

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u/Alfeyr Jun 21 '26

"me balls, mhrrrrr"

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u/nitnit76 Jun 21 '26

Ball ticks are the worst!

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u/Audhdlife_5696 Jun 21 '26

Hahah, my husband and I had an outside wedding & once we got back from the entire night he had a ball tick. They definitely suck especially on your wedding day😆😆

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u/GlitteringFutures Jun 21 '26

Wedding day isn't even over and someone else already sucking on his balls.

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u/Odd-Worth7752 Jun 21 '26

I'm an ER doctor, I've seen ticks just about everywhere. Once I had to pull one off the white part of an eye.

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u/Technical-Agency8128 Jun 21 '26

Omg. The stuff of nightmares.

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u/Ledophile Jun 21 '26

Stephen King has entered the chat………

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u/SugarHooves I'm sorry, what?! Jun 21 '26

That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping ever again anyway.

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u/Helpful-Surround7628 Jun 21 '26

As a experienced hiker ticks will not crawl in your butt but they might bite near or on your butt and ticks might bite the groin area but if your a girl only the outside there not going in generally they prefer hidden spots like underarms legs close to the groin area or on your back or stomach

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u/leeps22 Jun 21 '26

As someone with more yard work than is fair to ask one man to do this has been my experience so far. They seem to love the groin area, a lot. Never went for the booty hole though.

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u/HooseJuice Jun 21 '26

I have a friend that one crawled up his urethra.

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u/Herzblut_FPV Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Oh here we go again >.> do we wanna skip the rest and jump straight to the point with the twins?! XD

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u/Gtraz68 Jun 21 '26

What a terrible time to be able to read.

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u/TurnkeyLurker Jun 21 '26

Was that Urethra Franklin?

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u/Msdamgoode Jun 21 '26

🎶 “Just a little tick, just a little tick” 🎶

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u/suzi-r Jun 21 '26

Yes they will. Even up your penis. Happened to a former student of mine. Terrible ending. Take care of yourself NOW.

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u/Civil-Section-9086 Jun 21 '26

I got cackled so loud my wife yelled at me ☠️😭☠️😭☠️😅 spread your checks it’s time to look

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u/Dicktitt3y Jun 21 '26

Had one on my taint once so I don’t see why not. Actually going to go do a butthole check to make sure I don’t have a fatty in there.

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u/TurnkeyLurker Jun 21 '26

Shouldn't store a fatty there--it tastes funny when you toke it.

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u/CitizenDickInCider Jun 21 '26

Is there any way to shower in pure rubbing alcohol?

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u/AkitaZeDigo Jun 21 '26

You technically can, but you’d be recreating the homestuck sharpie bath incident and die of alcohol poisoning.

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u/CitizenDickInCider Jun 21 '26

That would suck but the ticks would be dead.

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u/readytostart1234 Jun 21 '26

My husband once got into a chiggers nest. It was a horrible experience for everyone

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u/timbertiger Jun 21 '26

Personally I’d spray my self and my clothes down with permethrin if I got into them this badly. Permethrin is great on your clothes and lasts several washes. Also if you have ticks around your home, soak cotton balls in permethrin and stuff them in empty toilet paper rolls for mice and rats to make nests out of. They are major hosts.

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u/Kenosis94 Jun 21 '26

Just be super careful if there are cats around.

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u/Orion120833 Jun 21 '26

Damn. Never realized how small they are and how hidden they can be even in plain sight. Hope it's all good now.

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u/LeadingWedding2288 Jun 21 '26

I've never seen them this small myself

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u/Dependent-Year6711 Jun 21 '26

The annoying part is these are ones that can also cause lyme disease too if you're unlucky (and apparently the main offenders with Lyme disease). They're super small. Even if you're checking, you can easily miss these.

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u/fortheband1212 Jun 21 '26

Yeah technically adults have a higher chance to infect you than nymphs (babies) but because adults are a little easier to spot they’re easier to remove before they’ve been on long enough to infect you (24-48 hours).

Whereas nymphs are less infectious but easier to miss until they’ve already been feeding for 48+ hours.

Nasty little things regardless

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u/NerveMassive6764 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Been fucked up for over 20 years cause of it. Gave me Bell’s palsy and I have these weird flare ups where every joint in body hurts for days and I’m completely exhausted.

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u/NlghtmanCometh Jun 21 '26

My cousin got it right before he was diagnosed with muscular dystrophy. Those two conditions together really fucked him up.

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u/NerveMassive6764 Jun 21 '26

I couldn’t even imagine that combo.

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u/Nickthetaco Jun 21 '26

Honestly fuck the Lyme disease, my brother got alpha gal syndrome from these tiny guys. Now he can no longer eat any red meat or anything like that. Man lives in fear of cross contamination every time he goes out to eat, it’s been a huge lifestyle issue for him.

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u/ChiefTapiTapi Jun 21 '26

These are nymph ticks aka the worst kind cuz you can hardly see them

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u/awoken-dragon Jun 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BTbo1iT1yEfOE
Only one thing left to do.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

The key thing is that you just get the flame CLOSE to them so they let go. Not on them or your skin

Edit: a lot of tick related posts today. I saw a deer with a tick infestation in it's eye and now this albino fellow is covered in them

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u/Bignholy Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Don't do that. If they are attached, "letting go" involves expelling some fluids back into the bite to do so. That's how you increase chances of illness. That's exactly why you're supposed to grab by the head and not the body, to minimize backwash.

https://www.cdc.gov/ticks/after-a-tick-bite/index.html

EDIT: Peeps... anything that gets the tick to let go causes this. Dish soap, heat, rubbing alcohol. The entire point about having to remove them by hand is because any time they let go willingly, they backwash. That's why you pull it out unwillingly. You want it to resist, because if it stops resisting and tries to escape it's gonna yurp right into that bite.

EDIT 2: I chose the CDC website because it gives clear, concise, and correct information on this subject. I am well aware the CDC is going to shit along with everything else, but this is all stuff we've known for 30+ years, delivered in a way most people will be able to parse.

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u/Xyllus Jun 21 '26

tick backwash 😞

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Jun 21 '26

A little lymeade never hurt anyone

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u/LewFrom63rd Jun 21 '26

I hate you so much rn 😂😭😂

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u/Stanical666 Jun 21 '26

Yup... they are really bad this year

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u/Physical-Flatworm454 Jun 21 '26

Yes they are. So sick of having one on me every time I just walk in the yard. I’ve been bit more times this year than ever in my life.

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u/Cheap-Key-6132 Jun 21 '26

Ticks have always made me paranoid while out fishing or hiking. But this is the first year being on my well kept lawn where I mow 2-4 times a week that I’ve felt disgusted due to the ticks.

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u/PlayedKey Jun 21 '26

You mow 2-4x a week??

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u/Any-Anything4309 Jun 21 '26

Obviously a boomer

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u/PlayedKey Jun 21 '26

I now like.. once every 10ish days lol

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u/BrokenImmersion Jun 21 '26

My dad waits till he gets a warning from his shitty HOA lmao. So roughly once every month or so

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u/PlayedKey Jun 21 '26

I made it a deal breaking point to find a house without an HOA. On my final signing of 10 million pages I read every bit and saw the final deal said it had an HOA and I was like "we're done here if that is true." The listing said no, the agent said no, the previous owners said no, but the paperwork said yes.

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u/waiting4theNITE2fall Jun 21 '26

Where is your yard?!?! Yikes!

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u/katieb1300 Jun 21 '26

I've never been so grateful for having a lazy, couch potato bulldog who will only walk around the block on a good day. 😬

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 Jun 21 '26

Yes. We need more birds and other bugs, to eat these demons.

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u/theshoeguy4 Jun 21 '26

We’ve never seen ticks in our life. 30+ years in our area. 7 inside our house in the last couple weeks

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u/CorndogQueen420 Jun 21 '26

I’ve seen like 1-2 ticks on me in my life before this year, and I’m mid 30s.

I’ve picked 3-4 out of my hair, and several more out of my clothes so far this year. I haven’t even been in the woods at all.

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u/fcking_schmuck Jun 21 '26

For the last ~5 years huge increase in ticks because of significantly decreasing population of their natural predators - birds, insects, amphibians... Its a direct influence of climate change. Ticks are very good at surviving and without natural predators eating them every year their population will keep increasing, there will be much more of them everywhere in the world.

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u/TBCNoah Jun 21 '26

Idk if it's true or not but I heard with shorter winters and longer springs and summers as well that less are dying off due to extreme cold and more are surviving and reproducing earlier and more due to earlier and longer hot periods. Fun!

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u/MysteriousFee2873 Jun 21 '26

Much like cicadas and fruit trees. Some times it’s a bumper crop. This year seems as though they have the perfect opportunity to thrive EVERYWHERE

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u/AirportBubbly3947 Jun 21 '26

Never had a Tick in my life and found two crawling on me. My dog had 3 and they got huge, they’re so disgusting.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 Jun 21 '26

Yes. Not only are the numbers increasing, but because of that "liberal hoax" called climate change it's allowing them to expand their territory.

Not only does Lyme disease from deer ticks sound shitty, but the Lonestar tick can actually make you allergic to red meat.

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u/Distinct_Wrongdoer86 Jun 21 '26

lonestars creeping up north has really got me paranoid

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u/girlinthegoldenboots Jun 21 '26

Not just red meat, all mammal protein.

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u/gilt3t Jun 21 '26

got lymes when I was 12 in northern Wisconsin. my whole body seized up. i now have early onset rheumatoid arthritis

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u/emergency-snaccs Jun 21 '26

it's too late for OP, they have already been devoured. To the next one who finds themselves in this situation- a common lint roller will remove these ticks and trap them for disposal. Works much better than running water.

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u/Notaneggplantrtard Jun 21 '26

Thank you so much. You have made my anxiety drop by at least two levels.

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u/EdiblePsycho Jun 21 '26

Oh god that is horrifying. I found just one of the tiny baby ones on me the other day, I'm glad I felt it crawling because I could barely see it it was so small.

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u/thepsycholeech Jun 21 '26

Not much in nature actively freaks me out, but ticks are HORRIFYING

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u/hnc757 Jun 21 '26

Gotta throw yourself away sorry

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Stinky Bo Binky 🤭🤭🤭 Jun 21 '26

I didnt know that was a thing!!!!!!! 😳😳😳

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u/violetpumpkins Jun 21 '26

The good news is that most tick borne diseases are picked up from blood hosts, and these are seed ticks so you're actually their first meal. They shouldn't have picked up anything to make you sick. Totally infuriating and disgusting though.

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u/quickwitqueen Jun 21 '26

But can make you super itchy. I was bitten by seed ticks and was itchy for weeks. Awful.

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u/T-Wrox Jun 21 '26

I have no idea if this will help, but it literally won't hurt (unless you're allergic to oatmeal) - I've started using Polysporin Eczema Essentials Flare-up Relief Cream with 1% colloidal oatmeal for mosquito bites, and it works! Immediate and all day itch relief.

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u/thepetoctopus Jun 21 '26

Heat also works. I use a hair dryer and get the spot as hot as I can stand it, wait 15-20 seconds, then do it again. I do this 3-4 times for a day or two and the bites clear up. I’m allergic to most insect bites and it denatures the proteins and reduces my histamine reactions. Otherwise I end up with golf ball sized welts.

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u/BowieBat Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

My entomologist father has advised that these are actually not seed ticks because the number of legs indicates that they’re nymphs of another species and that this person should be vigilant for symptoms as nymphs are actually the lead cause of lymes disease in the US.

Edit: I have misremembered my info given to me about nymphs vs larvae, these are actually larvae, so no lymes but do be vigilant for other tick borne diseases, but apologies for the mix-up!!

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u/upsidedown-funnel Jun 21 '26

This comment section just keeps getting worse. I’m never going outside again.

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u/DIY_Cosmetics Jun 21 '26

I’m sitting inside feeling itchy and scratching random places. I have a case of phantom tick bites smh

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u/nekoma713 Jun 21 '26

Omg... I should really see a doctor asap

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u/poolpog Jun 21 '26

Yes you should. Don't listen to reddit beyond that though.

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u/Katiewoo13 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Deer ticks carry Lyme - this looks like their larvae stage which has 6 legs, the first stage at which they feed, therefore the stage at which they are first exposed to Lyme disease, then transmit it at their NEXT stage - if they get Lyme disease as a larvae, they can transmit at the next two stages, nymph and adult (if they are on a person for a while, like over a day), if the deer tick ingests Lyme as a nymph, they can transmit as an adult.

Lyme does not have vertical transmission (eggs/larvae are not born with Lyme, they must bit something with it then transmit at their next life stage). Other tick-borne diseases are a concern and can be carried by other species of tick, but this discussion is of Lyme. - Public Health person turned medical provider

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u/basicbitch823 Jun 21 '26

can they still carry diseases from their parents?

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Jun 21 '26

I got them all over my arm like this once when pulling weeds. I went from kneeling on the ground to standing, swiping at my arm, and doing the “ahhhh” dance in like 1/10th of a second.

I’m thankful I have a private yard because I stripped outside, hosed myself off on the jet setting, and then went inside and took a very long and very hot shower.

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u/GrandEscape Jun 21 '26

Shower again. Aggressively.

Signed — gal who’s had 3 tick diseases: Lyme, RMSF, and alpha-gal

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u/lymelife555 Jun 21 '26

Get at least four weeks of doxycycline immediately I lost the ability to walk from Lyme disease. Been in a wheelchair for 7 years now. It’s no joke.
For some reason in recent years, doctors have been weirdly stingy with Doxy and Lyme. Sometimes they will only give you one single prophylactic dose which just isn’t enough.

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u/Dragonfly_8 ORANGE Jun 21 '26

That's terrible, I'm sorry.

My MIL went undiagnosed for nearly a year. As a consequence she got three cases of meningitis, became paralyzed and suffered severe brain damage.

She's now in home, in a wheelchair, impaired and with barely any mobility in her arms.

She told the doctors she got bitten by a tick a couple months back. They didn't do anything about it.

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u/Cool-Mom-Lover Jun 21 '26

Good fucking God man. Im sorry to hear that.

Why aren't we doing more to get rid of these ticks ???

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u/LiloGeorge Jun 21 '26

I just found a nymph an hour ago and took 2 doxycycline immediately. I had no idea Lyme could make people lose the ability to walk.

How long after the bite did that happen?

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u/cuppa_watches Jun 21 '26

You keep doxycycline around? It's not OTC in the US.

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u/WeenyDancer Jun 21 '26

There are prepper companies that have doctors that will prescribe and ship some to you, like jase (or jace? I forget). The prepper sub will know. 

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u/Powerful-Present6687 Jun 21 '26

“Go touch grass”, they said. “It’ll be good for you”, they said.

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u/a_polarbear_chilling Jun 21 '26

they have a nest now? AW HELL NAH

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u/ColbyGoddamn Jun 21 '26

In jesus name i rebuke this, amen

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u/oopsiedaisy-- Jun 21 '26

WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE A PICTURE.

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u/KnotAlreadyTaken Jun 21 '26

Fucking nightmare fuel right here

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u/Cheetawolf A perfect shade of Salmon Vomit. Jun 21 '26

You are now 17% Lyme Disease.