r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 20 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Screw anyone telling me to go "touch some grass"

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All I did was go to the mailbox

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u/katemkat23 Jun 20 '26

The grass touched back

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u/deFleury Jun 20 '26

"In Soviet Russia, grass touches you!"

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u/spambot_mods Jun 20 '26

Touch long enough on the grass and the grass will touch back

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u/SmirkNtwerk Jun 20 '26

why your grass so tickeyyy?

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u/Rio_FS Jun 20 '26

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u/slowlyaware Jun 20 '26

I think maybe that's enough internet for today

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u/Rio_FS Jun 20 '26

Indeed go touch some grass instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/9tYSidsiIBPYA8QnHZ

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u/Faster-Rabbit328 Jun 20 '26

šŸ¦— aggreed

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u/Just-Antelope-8069 Jun 20 '26

There's a difference between you and me. We both touched the grass but when it touched back, you flinched.

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u/andreasbeer1981 Jun 20 '26

Just be glad that no cylinder is stuck in the mole hole.

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u/Advanced_Guitar_5820 Jun 20 '26

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u/Aphala Jun 20 '26

Big Tick loves this one trick!

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u/Terra-Ryan Jun 20 '26

Ben 10 Season 2 Episode 2 mentioned

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u/krais0078 Jun 20 '26

You can tick it off your bucket list

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u/K79A23 Jun 20 '26

You're bloody right they can!

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u/ConflictWestern1383 Jun 20 '26

Y'all really latched on to these jokes didn't you?

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u/tyranosaurus_sex_ Jun 20 '26

I hope it doesn't get bloody.

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u/Weemewon Jun 20 '26

These jokes suck

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u/mitsiku_shinigami Jun 20 '26

U guys are ticking me off

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u/D_2_da_Zeee Jun 20 '26

Everyone here is engorging on bad habits

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u/tryingncryine Jun 20 '26

These puns are starting to feed off my sanity

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u/MiscellaneousMick Jun 20 '26

The number of parasites in these comments.

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u/Middle-Let9645 Jun 20 '26

You could even say these puns bite.

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Jun 20 '26

people hooked on the twisted

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u/haywirehax Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Pricks

Edit: autocorrect

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u/Sikkus Jun 20 '26

Go outside and touch some grass. āœ…ļø tick.

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

68 ticks liked this comment

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u/louisa1925 Jun 20 '26

69th tick is in this picture and had it's head all in OP's business.

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u/Secure_Cellist26 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

What is going on? Has there been a rise in ticks? I went my whole life without ever seeing one or knowing someone who experienced it. But in the last few years they have been getting increasingly reported more often.

Edit: thanks for the responses, didn't expect so many. I should file for a PhD at this rate.

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u/ctan0312 Jun 20 '26

Idk where you’ve been living but ticks have been like the number one boogeyman of the outdoors for my whole life

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u/IllustriousFill7479 Jun 20 '26

Exactly lol. In my very rural area. Every time I go outside I get at least 2-4 ticks on me. Now I just spray poison on my pants because I just can't deal with those fuckers.

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u/HyruleSmash855 Jun 20 '26

Especially since the state I live in has ticks they have a lovely disease that can make you allergic to meat. It’s scary honestly. I did Boy Scouts in the past and luckily never got bitten by any ticks, but I always wore pants and long socks, along with a ton of bug spray. They’re the one pest I would be happy if they got wiped out

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u/IllustriousFill7479 Jun 20 '26

Yeah Im usually very pro ecosystem. But I would wipe out ticks, mosquitos, and human based bed bugs in an instant. Childhood fear of mine has always been parasites and disease.

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u/LavastormSW Jun 21 '26

And chiggers. Fuck those guys.

(double checking about five times that I typed that correctly before posting this)

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u/PissOff1479 Jun 21 '26

I live in Florida and chiggers love the Spanish moss that is on practically every tree with overhanging branches. If you're a tourist and you see this, DO NOT touch it. And if you are already dealing with chiggers, apply clear nail polish to the affected area. It'll be a pain to get off, but it gets rid of them easy because it traps and suffocates them.

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u/free_-_spirit Jun 21 '26

Brb looking up chiggers

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u/Bingus-Dingus- Jun 20 '26

i'm gonna add scabies to your list

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u/HyruleSmash855 Jun 20 '26

Agree. I’ve dealt with bed bugs once and had to toss tons of stuff. Stressful time I never want to experience again.

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u/nastyLake Jun 20 '26

Dude same. I’m not one for human intervention, ticks and mosquitoes suck! Oh, and bed bugs are the stuff of nightmares.

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u/Ceskygirl Jun 21 '26

Chiggers. Darn horrible things.

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u/Jade_Dragon777 Jun 21 '26

My mom got this, couldn't even be in the same room as pork that was cooking. It even made her allergic to mammal food products in general, so she couldn't eat milk or cheese. It sometimes comes and goes, and you can sometimes make it go away with more niche remedies, in my mom's case acupuncture. But we have epi pens at the house permanently now

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u/_lippykid Jun 20 '26

As a European living in America. You know what else can make you allergic to eating meat? Seeing how factory farms operate in the US.

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u/shandangalang Jun 20 '26

Permethrin is honestly fucking great. Totally non-harmful to humans and dogs and stuff (far as we know), and kills any creepy crawly dumb enough to look in your general direction.

Unfortunately (like fucking everything), it’s highly toxic to cats.

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u/nastyLake Jun 21 '26

Oh, come on! You had me until the last sentence.

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u/_lippykid Jun 20 '26

I grew up in the UK, constantly playing in fields of grass. Only ever heard of ticks from the US cartoon The Tick. Felt lucky that we don’t have them. Then, as an adult I found out we totally did have them, complete with Lyme disease. I guess ignorance is bliss cos no way I would have spent so much time in the woods or laying in the grass

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u/bad_dazzles Jun 20 '26

I grew up in a heavily forested area where there are wood ticks but not deer ticks. Wood ticks do not carry lyme disease. I picked hundreds of them off myself every year playing outside. It was not a big deal at all.

I was genuinely shocked to find out as an adult how afraid of them everyone is.

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u/fucuasshole2 Jun 20 '26

Even the ones that have Lyme disease ain’t bad as long as they aren’t feasting for more than 24 hours.

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u/MobiusDie Jun 20 '26

TIL, you're right.

https://www.cdc.gov/lyme/causes/index.html

That alleviates a TON of my fear.

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u/fucuasshole2 Jun 21 '26

I work in pest control and my area is covered in ticks. So I try to keep informed as much as I can. Bed Bugs are what you should be afraid of. Itchy, prolific, and hardy fuckers. HOWEVER if you might have bed bugs, check to see if it’s a Bat Bug. Very similar and related species but not so bad and much easier to get rid of.

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u/_lippykid Jun 20 '26

Lyme disease ruins lives. It’s not at all overblown to be afraid of ticks

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u/DickBiter1337 Jun 21 '26

Same, we would find them in the ears of our dogs a lot. Sometimes they were super fat and I'd pluck them off and smash them with a piece of wood as a kid to watch them pop. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/New-Pollution536 Jun 20 '26

Yea I lived in the woods my whole life…seems like I see them showing up earlier in the year than I used to but not more than usual overall.

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u/SubstantialOffside Jun 20 '26

i like the outdoors, and love hiking in the woods, but ticks are pretty common once you start doing that, if your hiking or anything like that I you can use tape facing outward to trap them so they don't crawl up and take root

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u/spaceraycharles Jun 20 '26

I grew up constantly hearing about ticks. That said, climate change making winters warmer means tick season is longer and conditions are generally more favorable for them than in the past.

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u/Whinygeek Jun 20 '26

Oh that’s a good point and I feel silly for not having realized that

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u/spaceraycharles Jun 20 '26

TBF it's not entirely intuitive since insect/arachnid populations have gone down in a lot of other areas and species. The fact that ticks target mammals rather than predating on insects, and therefore thrive in areas like the suburbs, means they're having a much more successful time exploiting warming conditions.

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u/Twowie Jun 20 '26

I heard about ticks all the time too, and I spent tons of time in the woods as a child. But I never got one until very recently, and lately I've gotten quite a few.

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u/Impossible_Past5358 Jun 20 '26

Global heating is increasing the numbers of ticks and mosquitoes. Ticks are also spreading to more areas that weren't as common.

Iceland saw their first mosquito back in October 2025

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u/Fkuredditard Jun 20 '26

Warmer weather=more ticks.

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u/Stringtone Jun 20 '26

Thanks in part to climate change, they're in a lot of places they didn't used to be, and there are more of them.

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u/Spare-Half796 Jun 20 '26

I recently saw a report that there’s more ticks appearing in Canada

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u/toboggan16 Jun 20 '26

I’m in Canada, it’s crazy how there were none in my area and suddenly they’re all over us this summer. They had to send letters home to families via school about it and there’s tons of signage on trails and public health messaging. Growing up camping and living in the country ticks were a thing other regions had and we didn’t have to worry about.

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u/Resident-Log Jun 20 '26

It does seem like it. Yhough maybe it is just that people and governmenting agencies are more aware of the potential long-term consequences of tick bites.

Like, if we suddenly found out bee stings carries the same risks as ticks, I'd imagine there'd be a lot more talk about bee stings and warnings about bees.

Or for an example related difference, I also don't recall being young and seeing billboards advertising the option to send in ticks for diseases testing.

On the other hand, I do recall visiting a state park in elementary school and being told to prepare for the possible ticks there by wearing jeans and high socks to school and to tuck my pants into my socks before getting off the bus.

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Jun 20 '26

Yes. Changing climates due to human caused global temperature rise is making more areas far more suitable to ticks. So more people are becoming exposed to them.

Protect possums. They eat shitloads or ticks. Try to go out of your way to be kind to and help possums if you can.

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u/Sweaty-taxman Jun 20 '26

In Colorado, there’s been an explosion of tickets because we had such a warm winter.

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u/ChickenChaser5 Jun 20 '26

I live near some farm fields, and it used to be I had to go out into those to pick a tick up. And even then it wasnt every single time.

My house is probably 150 yards from those fields, and now they are all in my grass right up to my porch. Its not so bad right off the porch, but it gets worse as you go. I even sprayed cutter already. And they are SUPER tiny compared to normal, like the size of some coarse ground pepper.

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u/swisschiz Jun 20 '26

Those are larva. They start out small and grow with each feeding for each stage of life

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u/swisschiz Jun 20 '26

The change in climate (colder winters with more snow pack creating insulation and warmer summers perfect for breeding) coupled with habitat loss in their primary feeders stretching into more suburban areas, and a good storage year for the food storing rodents which are a primary source of food for the larva has created the perfect storm for tick populations to explode. Coupled with the fact that the fuckers are the cockroach of the outside, they’re adapting nicely and spreading to places they aren’t typically seen.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA Jun 20 '26

There has been a massive rise in tick populations because of higher global temperatures causing less ticks to die from low temperatures that normally cull them during colder seasons like winter. The lack of culling not only means their populations don't drop but instead explode exponentially due to more favorable conditions and more of their species to mate with. It used to be that you were only really at risk of encountering ticks if you were in certain areas or otherwise out in the deep wilderness, but it's rapidly approaching a point where just about any grass anywhere may have them if their populations continue to grow like this (hint: they will).

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u/SexySkyLabTechnician Jun 20 '26

Hell, I found a tick like this that was crawling on me while I was IN MY OFFICE!! I hadn't even gone outside that day.

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u/Serious-Carrot-4637 Jun 20 '26

They follow us everywhere 😭

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar mildly infuriated Jun 20 '26

They’ve been awful this year. I just bought a house with some shade trees and the ticks are so bad underneath them.

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u/jjpearson Jun 20 '26

I’ve lived at my house for six years now.

I’ve pulled more ticks off me and the dog in the last 2 months than the previous 5 years combined.

And I use to go in the woods and now I’m walking along the side of the road.

It’s atrocious.

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u/Onelivestoblunder-CD Jun 20 '26

My dog dropped two within a weeks time. Sorry for the grainy quality on the bottom one, was taken on kids old iphone. First year this has ever happened and we've had the dog for 7 years.

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u/ChickenChaser5 Jun 20 '26

Same, I used to have to go into the fields to get one occasionally, now they are right up to the house. No sitting in the grass this summer.

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u/jjpearson Jun 20 '26

Right. It’s horrible.

I’m absolutely thankful that I have a yellow lab. I’m sure I’d have a complex by now otherwise.

Our friends with a Bernese Mountain dog can barely take him outside the ticks are so bad.

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u/dnalloheoj Jun 21 '26

I've seen people talking about ticks this year as casually as they've been talking about the weather it's been so bad (Minnesota).

Did some volunteer work at a state park and one of the ladies ended the day with twenty two of them on her. Luckily 0 that day for me. Oddly enough, the only one I've gotten this year was when I was inside painting an old (1920s) school for the entire day lol.

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u/drum_right BIACK Jun 20 '26

Where we live we get ticks all the time, I agree - Something about this year is really great for ticks...Especially over the spring, Every day is just Tick after Tick.

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u/Short_Employment_757 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

All I did was go to the mailbox

That was the problem, don't blame the poor grass

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u/bblankoo Jun 20 '26

It endlessly frustrates me how fun it is to frolick in the woods and fields but snakes and ticks man

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u/Character_Answer_637 Jun 20 '26

After every walk, you feel like a detective searching for clues on your body

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u/donald7773 Jun 20 '26

Once you spend enough time outside you can feel the ticks walking on you before they latch. That takes care of the vast majority of them.

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u/Irlandaise11 Jun 20 '26

The snakes want to avoid you, the ticks actively seek you out and carry a bunch of diseases.

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u/No-Internal7978 Jun 20 '26

I swear it used to be way less of a problem. I've picked ticks off my dogs as a kid but I never had one burrowed in me.

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u/LavastormSW Jun 21 '26

Snakes are great! They control the rodent population and don't want to mess with you. Ticks on the other hand can go die in a fire.

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u/shadow2087 Jun 20 '26

I absolutely hate those little bastards. They keep getting more abundant every year too.

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u/ZER0-P0INT-ZER0 Jun 20 '26

And more infected

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u/Gallonim Jun 20 '26

At least it is not the forced vegan one.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar mildly infuriated Jun 20 '26

I pulled a lone star tick off me a few days ago. Haven’t had any mammalian meat yet to see whether I get sick or not.

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u/Kai6792 Jun 20 '26

If I remember right, it takes around a month till the effects kick in. You may seem fine and then you're eating a burger one day and next, you have the symptoms of an allergy. If you're concerned about it, take one bite of whatever meat you're going to have and wait to see if anything happens. Preferably have another person near you, so that if something does happen, they can call 911 (or the number of an emergency service in your area).

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u/kinboyatuwo Jun 20 '26

But they may not use real meat. I cant imagine that’s real meat loaf :-/

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u/Snappy- Jun 21 '26

But Mom made it

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar mildly infuriated Jun 21 '26

That’s just what they write on the chalkboard… ā€œThis week: Mom’s Meatloafā€ but mom ran away with that Bob guy years ago and they’re probably living in down Florida if I had to guess. The point is that mom’s gone and she’s not coming back!

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u/SonnyvonShark Jun 20 '26

Time to chew on dinosaurs then. (So hope you good though!)

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u/DuckRubberDuck Jun 20 '26

I dont think it happens that fast sadly. Crossing my fingers for you though

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u/Lilithbeast Jun 20 '26

This is my husband's worst nightmare.

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u/leylin_farlin Jun 20 '26

It generally takes multiple weeks

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u/Fun_Scientist_2770 Jun 20 '26

When you say pull off: did it actually bite and attach? Or was just crawling on you

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar mildly infuriated Jun 20 '26

It bit me and was attached for about 17 hours before I noticed. It was between my butt cheeks but I was able to get its head out (no homo). It was alive but I killed it and put it in a Ziploc bag.

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u/Fun_Scientist_2770 Jun 20 '26

Yeah def keep an eye on your symptoms

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u/TheStateof_florida Jun 20 '26

I believe you're thinking of Alpha-gal. It doesn't make you vegan, just allergic to mammal products, like beef, pork, etc. So poultry for example is safe as well as fish.

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u/houseofnim Jun 20 '26

And anything containing any byproduct of those animals. Including but not limited to some medications, vaccines, and medical implants.

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u/DuckRubberDuck Jun 20 '26

Yeah that’s the one I’m worried about the most. If I can’t have beef and pork for dinner it would suck but like, there’s nothing to do about it, I’ll survive. But my medicine though, it’s all capsules, I can’t live without my medicine and there’s no alternative medicine I can take instead.

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u/houseofnim Jun 20 '26

I’m in the same boat. I have epilepsy and the only med that’s ever worked contains things I absolutely wouldn’t be able to have.

However, compounding pharmacies should be able to make what you need.

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u/DuckRubberDuck Jun 20 '26

I’m not sure what a compounding pharmacy is I think, Google says it’s a place that custom make medicine? If so we don’t have those in my country, I have never even heard of the concept until now

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u/houseofnim Jun 20 '26

Yeah that’s what it is. I’m sorry that wouldn’t be an option.

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 Jun 20 '26

"Cruelty-free but not to you"

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u/IHateBankJobs Jun 20 '26

That's not always the case. Some have it worse than others. But many with alpha gal can still consume dairy products without issuesĀ 

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u/houseofnim Jun 20 '26

Sure, just putting out the info that it’s not just meat.

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u/astralchanterelle Jun 20 '26

I'm immune to the symptoms of that disease

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u/houseofnim Jun 20 '26

You’re vegan? If so, I have a question about the usage of animal byproducts.

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u/MadameCoco7273 Jun 20 '26

At least it does not appear to be a Lone Star tick…Alpha Gal is on the rise. That said any and all ticks can go to hell.

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u/strangecloudss Jun 20 '26

My wife found someone on Facebook bragging about ticks they have collected that have since had babies...ma'am that's not effing normal.

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u/MightBeAGoodIdea Jun 20 '26

On one hand it IS a ... sort of? a good idea to keep the ticks that bite you if you're not sure what kind they are -- so when you go to the doctor they can test the tick too. But keeping a tick family is...extra.

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u/MadameCoco7273 Jun 20 '26

lol omg. 😳

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u/CEOOfPizza Jun 20 '26

Your arm looks suspiciously like this YouTube short about tick removal

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u/gothtrance Jun 20 '26

Lmao you are right, it is the video. OP another Karma farm bot šŸ¤–

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u/nlashawn1000 Jun 20 '26

Nice work detective. Seriously.

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u/GbetzerReddit Jun 20 '26

I think this belongs on TickTok

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u/64-17-5 Jun 20 '26

I never go to that bloodsucking place.

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u/GbetzerReddit Jun 20 '26

Some people there tick me off.

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u/Bompalompalomp2 Jun 20 '26

Your joke gets my tick of approval!

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u/D_2_da_Zeee Jun 20 '26

Tick tock my time is almost up

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u/shadow2087 Jun 20 '26

That app sucks.

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u/GbetzerReddit Jun 20 '26

Just like mosquitoes

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u/shadow2087 Jun 20 '26

I hate mosquitoes too.Ā 

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u/Recent-Singer8146 Jun 20 '26

Tick check is so much fun after hiking or even just walking in springtime long grass.

With various horrible tick borne ailments, I guess spraying down with insect repellent (w/DEET?) is even more necessary (sadly).

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u/dangerousfeather Jun 20 '26

I hate the idea of toxic pesticides but I now keep DEET in my shed, potting bench, barn, and by the back door so I can spray myself down anytime I decide to venture into the grass. I’d rather inhale DEET than end up with alpha-gal, chronic neurologic lyme, or whatever abomination the tick world comes up with next.

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u/houseofnim Jun 20 '26

Permethrin

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u/Ebmat Jun 20 '26

Permethrin on your clothes deet on skin. When I used to work in a landfill people would wear permethrin treated pants.

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u/ChickenChaser5 Jun 20 '26

Careful with permethrin around your cats though. Cypermethrin is safer for around cats, but then you gotta watch that stuff around birds.

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u/dangerousfeather Jun 21 '26

I have cats, and this stuff is deadly to them, so I won’t use it on anything I bring into the house.

Also, a couple hours after I posted that, I found a tick in my scalp. DESPITE the DEET. šŸ˜–

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u/Barokespinoza23 Jun 20 '26

Soylent Green is people!

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u/budwin52 Jun 20 '26

Does it lie like a rug ?

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u/Bungholio2006 Jun 20 '26

You were just touching the wrong grass.

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u/Faster-Rabbit328 Jun 20 '26

Yeah im staying out of grass right now

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u/KrunkYogurt Jun 20 '26

this is the second post i’ve seen today about someone being told to touch grass and something bad happening.. first one was a rash from an allergic reaction lmao

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u/CrapDepot Jun 21 '26

I cannot recall ever having a single tick during my childhood in the late 80s or 90s. Yet I was constantly out in the grass, climbing trees, and crawling through the bushes.

Ah the nostalgia. Good old memories.

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u/traffy8630 Jun 20 '26

Hope you didn’t catch anything. I don’t know anything about them except they make your life miserable.

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u/AdDesperate9651 Jun 20 '26

Bet u feel ticked off now

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u/Miku_Fan39 Jun 20 '26

Guess people are having a bad time with grass atm

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u/xSonicspeedx2 Jun 20 '26

Hmm I always thought The Tick was Blue

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u/Echo259 Jun 20 '26

Someone also told the tick to touch some grass.

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u/MattStanni99 Jun 20 '26

Literally just seen this a few posts up. So, I’d probably advise everyone against going near or touching grass for today.

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u/BubblyOrganization73 Jun 20 '26

If you start to feel like you're getting sick, do not wait to see a doctor and make sure they know you've recently be bitten by a tick in case it's Lyme Disease.

Stay safe!

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u/Ribky Jun 20 '26

Next time you go to your mailbox, clear a 15' wide trail with a flamethrower first

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jun 20 '26

This goes from mildly to wildly infuriating when it's a ball tick.

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u/Separate-Problem-270 Jun 20 '26

The grass you were supposed to truch

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u/Putridzzz Jun 21 '26

Better hope you don’t get Bill Gates ā€œMeat allergyā€

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u/Bloxxerboi Jun 20 '26

Bet that really ticked ya off

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u/Barokespinoza23 Jun 20 '26

Tell them, "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

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u/Aboutayear Jun 20 '26

That little fuck

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u/-Red-7- Jun 20 '26

Enjoy the phantom creepy crawling feeling for the next few hours.

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u/Kaiisim Jun 20 '26

With your feet! With shoes on!!!

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u/vengyr666 Jun 20 '26

Fuck yo grass

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u/DuckRubberDuck Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

You need to burn it btw. Squish and burn. They can’t drown or at least it’ll take months for them to drown or something like that.

The tweezer you used was probably what you had available so no judgement just a tip because they’re aren’t the best for it. You can buy tweezers or plastic cards made for tick removal that makes it more likely to get the whole tick off in one go so the mouth isn’t left on the skin.
Do not use alcohol it can make them puke which isn’t good, do not use fire on it while it’s on either. Just a tweezer or card make for it, underneath the back of the tick and snap it off quickly, then toss it in a fire. In some countries though I’ve heard you can bring the tick to a doctor for testing? In that case idk what to do with the tick once it’s off

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u/Boomboomciao90 Jun 20 '26

Bro gonna get Lyme disease before gta 6

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u/028247 Jun 20 '26

The entire post makes sense if OP was a tick looking out for some grassy field

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u/Yabba-Dabba-Gabagool Jun 20 '26

They meant a lawn not a thicket. Youre not a hobbit and this aint a fairy land. We got bugs my brotha

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u/Chungathon Rage Jun 20 '26

… and now you’re ticked off!

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u/Cherry_BaBomb Jun 20 '26

Found a tik crawling on my leg seconds after viewing this.

Wtf man.

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u/dizzyspellzzz Jun 20 '26

They said touch not roll

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u/afloydnamedpink Jun 20 '26

Whatever you do, do NOT put it in your ass

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u/PleasantCrotchStuff Jun 20 '26

Nobody told you to touch tics tho. Checkmate.

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u/rattlestaway Jun 20 '26

Ikr. Bugs ruin everything. I'd enjoy nature so much if they weren't there biting

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach Jun 20 '26

If this is your reaction to a tick, then everyone telling you to touch grass is right

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u/NEOscav9 Jun 20 '26

Anyone that spends any significant amount of time outside should definitely invest in either permethrin treated clothing or permethrin spray for your existing clothing. Repels them real good, and kills the fuckers within a minute if they linger on you for too long

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u/ElvisOnBass Jun 20 '26

What about the mites and spiders in your home?

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u/Pansielover Jun 21 '26

It will always baffled me that ticks are common. I lived in a rural area with lots of forests and a massive park in indiana. Never had issues with ticks for all 19 years of being raised there.. moved down to the south and got a tick on me in the first 5 months 🫠

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u/Dragomier Jun 21 '26

Well hopefully your not about to become a unwilling vegetarian

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u/No-Contribution-897 Jun 21 '26

It’s in there deep too, clenching

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u/Time_Physics_6557 Jun 21 '26

I found one on me yesterday. Had to walk through a ton of vegetation during work, was wearing two layers of long pants and even sprayed my boots with a ton of tick spray.

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u/EEE3EEElol Jun 21 '26

I've always been afraid of ticks even though I saw them like once

The perma forced vegan ones are so terrifying