r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 05 '26

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/SignificantDrawer374 Jun 05 '26

Aww dang, they banned old-timey time bombs!?

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u/firequak Jun 05 '26

It's the icing on the cake.

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u/Taphouselimbo Jun 05 '26

That’s no ice pick it’s an awl!!!

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u/No-Procedure5991 Jun 05 '26

Hardened steel core titanium clad knitting needle for the Textiles 101 class.

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u/DownWithHisShip Jun 05 '26

One of my projects in high school metalworking class, from the official list of class projects you were allowed to do, was to make a scratch awl. which I did. and it was confiscated as a weapon as soon as I showed my friend in the hallway before my next class by another teacher.

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u/No-Procedure5991 Jun 05 '26

NO WEAPONS ALLOWED IN SCHOOL

My kids built an air cannon their freshman year of high school at a "project based" charter school. They got an advisor from the university's Physics Dept., had to write a business letters for English credits, do research on practical applications, lots of math & science stuff, and a presentation before the whole school. At school they were not allowed to go above 35 PSI, it's mechanical safety was was at 120 PSI, and the weakest component was manufactured to operate at 300 PSI; they could shoot a golf ball over a mile. I did not allow them to use it when the neighbor's cows were out.

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u/Lego_Kitsune Jun 05 '26

The classic bomb type bombs are okay though?

(Legally a joke)

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u/Gyrgir Jun 05 '26

If they ban those, then next they'll be banning anvils, toy guns that shoot "bang" flags, and comically large wooden mallets.

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u/thickbeardgoggles Jun 05 '26

Hey, stop reading my Acme purchase history!

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u/elusive-rooster Jun 05 '26

ACME cooporation is in shambles.

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u/po_ta_toes_80 Jun 05 '26

This school is about to be overwhelmed with road runners! Meep meep!

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u/Standard-Tension9550 Jun 05 '26

Just dynamite, I can still have a round bomb with a big fuse that lights from a match that I scratch on my butt to light

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u/ishootthedead Jun 05 '26

It's 2026 kids can't read analog clocks, that's why they are banned.

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u/Momik Jun 05 '26

Insane considering how dangerous that technology is.

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u/cheezefriez Jun 05 '26

God I can’t believe this is a real image

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u/NikiDeaf Jun 05 '26

Yeah the hilarious look on his face is supremely meme-worthy lol

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u/ThatSpaceShooterGame Jun 05 '26

Don't forget the big white letters that say, "BOMB" on it, just to be sure.

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u/EddViBritannia Jun 05 '26

Next time they'll be taking away your rope and railway lines to tie damsels to!

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u/OneAngryDuck Jun 05 '26

Ok but my large bags with huge dollar signs on the side that I just stole from the bank are still ok, right?

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u/Coffeedemon Jun 05 '26

I missed the part on facial hair. Where do we stand on twirly mustaches?

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u/MickleWolf Jun 05 '26

Hey, but they didn’t ban cigars!

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u/Expensive_Ask5872 Jun 05 '26

No old timey bombs, but theres no mention of banning painting tunnels on walls!

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u/TacoDoc2 Jun 05 '26

WTF. just issue a uniform already.

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u/LaLechuzaVerde Jun 05 '26

My daughter wears a uniform.

For a while the bottoms had to be “official” from a particular store but they relaxed that and only shorts and skirts have to be “official” - which makes sense because they can better control the range of lengths without having to issue a bunch of stupid guidelines.

The kids must wear khakis pants (not cargo style) or official skirts or shorts with the school logo. They must wear white or navy blue polo shirts, shirt or long sleeve. They may wear a navy blue crew neck sweat shirt over the polo if they want and it’s weather appropriate. Shoes just need to be reasonable for safety and I think they might also need to be a neutral color like black, brown, or white, but I’m not sure because my door isn’t interested in vibrant shoes anyway and she always wears the same black loafers to school every day. Socks are supposed to also be neutral but I see kids with some WILD socks with their official school skirt so I guess they must not enforce the sock rule.

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u/MichelleEllyn Jun 05 '26

This sounds similar to my stepson‘s middle school uniform. It was actually really convenient for us because we would just need to hit up Old Navy and get really affordable polo shirts at the beginning of the school year, and khakis pretty much anywhere. Then he was pretty much set for the school year. When he came home he switched into “play clothes” which we didn’t need to worry about him messing up or getting dirty because the school clothes were separate.

(Although one year for some reason it was freaking impossible to find a pair of khakis that fit him. We found cargo khakis that fit him, but got a letter back from the school saying it didn’t match dress code. Grr)

They did allow the kids to wear hoodies and jackets of their choosing, as long as they were not designed with anything “offensive” or profane words.

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u/shiddedandfarded69 Jun 05 '26

They recently implemented a similar dress code in my kid's school except it's in a fairly poor area. So some of the kids can't really afford new clothes that conform to dress code and end up missing class quite often.

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u/LaLechuzaVerde Jun 05 '26

At the beginning of the year they have a giant free uniform exchange where everyone brings their outgrown uniforms and people can grab what fits.

I did buy my kid some new polos because that wasn’t a hardship for us, but I also got some nice polos with the embroidered logo on them. And our first year at this school, bottoms had to be official so I got free pants and skirts for her too. Now I just buy generic ones.

They always have uniforms in the office and they also offer vouchers for uniforms if families can’t afford them and they don’t have the right size available in a used one.

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u/panrestrial Jun 05 '26

A uniform exchange is such a great idea.

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u/SkillPatient Jun 05 '26

The school does have a uniform.

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u/veriserenez Jun 05 '26

And ironically, a bit tight-fitting which they are supposedly against

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u/slowest_hour Jun 05 '26

why didn't they just make the uniform a burlap sack if they're offended by everything you could possibly put on a girl

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u/TolkienQueerFriend Jun 05 '26

Burlap sacks would be sleeveless. Can't wear sleeveless.

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u/jarkark Jun 05 '26

No white socks??

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u/Wild_Shock2910 Jun 05 '26

Right?! And what's wrong with black shoes and loafers?!

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u/generic_canadian_dad Jun 05 '26

The "body hugging" shirt was literally just a regular ass red t shirt for women.

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u/Doomstik Jun 05 '26

Alao no hanging shirts though so.

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u/DatRat13 Jun 05 '26

Feel like at this point they might as well come out and say that boobs are against the dress code and require they be taped.

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u/veriserenez Jun 05 '26

Also no showing of collar bones. Well since I'm fat, do I get a pass?

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u/ktelAgitprop Jun 05 '26

Presumably being fat is also prohibited?

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u/Inevitable_Double_11 Jun 05 '26

I was just thinking that thick girls gonna have problems.

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u/desquished Jun 05 '26

With a dress code this restrictive, the boys at that school probably find bare wrists sexy.

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u/enjolbear Jun 05 '26

I don’t think the issue is the students, the issue is the adults.

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u/Foreleg-woolens749 Jun 05 '26

This “policy” is just screenshots from some skeezy male admin scrolling women’s fashion sites. Anything that turns him on? Straight to jail. Sketchy adults should keep it in their pants and let students wear what’s standard modern fashion, jeez.

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u/TheIncredibleMrJones Jun 05 '26

Honey.

I find all parts of a woman sexy.

So imma need you to wear a blanket over everything, just so I won't have indecent thoughts.

But make sure that it's not a sexy blanket.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Jun 05 '26

It’s burqa time at San Pedro College!

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u/The_JSQuareD Jun 05 '26

Would probably be a pretty effective form of protest.

TBH, it's surprising that there isn't a 'no face coverings' rule in that dress code.

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u/newmainafterstalker Jun 05 '26

Okay actually, I’m in. The women all show up in white sheets with the eyes cut out like cartoon ghosts

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u/TotallyWonderWoman Jun 05 '26

I was going to say it feels like they just want to ban girls from going to their school altogether. You can't wear a t-shirt if it's too tight, you can't have any strapless of any kind showing, you have to wear sleeves but no off the shoulder ones, etc.

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u/shady_taskmaster Jun 05 '26

I interpreted this as women aren’t allowed to wear clothes

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u/Dornith Jun 05 '26

I'm sure they also have rules against wearing binders because "its fetishwear" or something like that.

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside Jun 05 '26

ALRIGHT EVERYONE HAS TO GET SCHOOL MANDATED TOP SURGERY

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u/generic_canadian_dad Jun 05 '26

I didn't even catch that. Don't wear something tight, but it can't be loose either!

Make people buy uniforms at this point. We had uniforms in my Catholic highschool and it was great. It made getting dressed so damn easy. They were khaki shorts / pants, short and long sleeve polos. That's it. It was great.

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u/Fair_Lynx_8163 Jun 05 '26

I remember when they implemented dress code so "kids didn't get picked on for what they wear". Never got picked on until then; my mom couldn't afford the Tommy Hilfiger option and had to get the Walmart clothes. Pissed me off so much and I would try and make money to buy myself clothes.

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u/SpookyKabukiii Jun 05 '26

I grew up in a “uniform only” school district and we had to all have the same brand of uniform, but then you’d just get picked on for your shoes, backpack, lunchbox, hair, school supplies, etc. Anything could be used against you, down to the brand of deodorant you used. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

And of course, I was fat and poor, so it never really mattered what I wore, I would always have a bullseye on my back regardless of any rule.

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u/OneMinuteSewing Jun 05 '26

Socks, I didn't have the right socks with the right branding. Coats were another tell.

Also rich kids had more changes, their uniforms always looked newer. They never had to wear something they had outgrown because there was less than a month left of school.

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u/Zafjaf Jun 05 '26

Yep! I lived in England so uniforms were the standard. I was already being bullied for wearing glasses. Then my school store shoes broke and we didn't have time to go to the school store for new shoes for the next day, so my mom got me shoes from the Tesco shoe area and I got bullied for that. Uniforms don't cancel out bullying.

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u/my80saddiction Jun 05 '26

You bet I remember! Uniforms "leveled the playing field," we were assured. Right. The difference between the Nordstrom lovelies that the rich kids wore and the Walmart specials I had to buy my boys was major, friends, and that's when the bullying started. Good times. Sigh!

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u/Lost_in_spreadsheets Jun 05 '26

The footwear page references footwear not allowed with the school uniform, which is a bit confusing. If they have a uniform then why do they need these rules at all?

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u/1Shadow179 Jun 05 '26

I don't see any rule about going shirtless.

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u/rock_in_a_river Jun 05 '26

GREAT HEAVENS A SHOULDER

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u/kaoutanu Jun 05 '26

A COLLAR BONE! 💀

Fetch my laudanum and fainting couch!

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u/rock_in_a_river Jun 05 '26

GOOD GOLLY BARTHOLOMEW, IS THAT AN ANKLE I SEE? SUCH SCANDALOUS BEHAVIOR

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u/kaoutanu Jun 05 '26

THOU WHITE SOCK HAST GIVEN ME THE VAPORS

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u/rock_in_a_river Jun 05 '26

GOODNESS GRACIOUS YOUR CALF IS SHOWING, WHY YOU'RE PRACTICALLY NUDE MADAM

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u/ElkFluid3172 Jun 05 '26

She shall be stoned! I swear by the beard of zeus, that I saw a glimpse of ......... thigh skin.

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u/rock_in_a_river Jun 05 '26

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BED HER NOW, SHANT MUCH ELSE TO SEE

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u/MrPurse Jun 05 '26

We can't know women have bodies /s.

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u/princess9032 Jun 05 '26

I wish that was /s but for this school it’s not :(

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u/no_winkles Jun 05 '26

What do the women even wear? Like an old timey prairie dress?

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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 Jun 05 '26

At this point I think the kids (both boys and girls) should all just buy identical black burqas and wear those as a form of protest. Hope the teachers can tell the kids apart by their eye colour. lol.

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u/daggersrule Jun 05 '26

I was at an airport in Saudi Arabia, and watched a group of 3 ladies covered head to toe (can't even see eyes) waiting for their fam to come out from customs. Two other ladies come out, also covered head to toe, and the two groups run to each other and hug.

Mind you, there are ladies covered everywhere.

To this day, I have no idea how they knew.

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u/wrldwdeu4ria Jun 05 '26

Let's just hope none of these children gain weight from being in puberty and their clothing becomes tight. Then they'll break the dress code.

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u/Ireeb Jun 05 '26

Black rubber shoes in particular can leave skid marks on some floors, so banning them for that reason would not be completely unreasonable. But looking at the rest, the reason probably was "we don't like black rubber shoes"

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u/kellythirtyfour Jun 05 '26

And none of those whorish loafers, either!

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u/NervousAlfalfa6602 Jun 05 '26

If there’s anything Crocs are known for, it’s their wicked hot sex appeal.

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u/Timely_Truth6267 Jun 05 '26

They're comfy. Can't have that.

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u/CanalOpen Jun 05 '26

At one point my school had it written that socks should be worn, and that all socks worn must be black. I didn't wear socks because I'm kind of a dick that way.

They changed the code of conduct because of my malfeasance. Students MUST wear black socks.

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u/neromoneon Jun 05 '26

Did they specify on which body part socks must be worn? If not, there are options...

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u/No-Introduction3808 Jun 05 '26

But you can do white rubber shoes with black socks

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u/SkaterKangaroo Jun 05 '26

It makes people sin with their eyes

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u/Sudden_Moodswing Jun 05 '26

How will my legs look tannish if I can’t wear white socks?

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u/nomnomyourpompoms Jun 05 '26

Fuck that. My daughters don't go anywhere without their ice picks.

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u/facw00 Jun 05 '26

Never know when you are going to need to assassinate a political rival living in exile...

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u/AdWonderful5920 Jun 05 '26

Looks very similar to my Catholic high school dress code that we had instead of uniforms. Philippines?

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u/wunderduck Jun 05 '26

Philippines?

Yes. The URL on the last slide ends with .ph.

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u/OneAngryDuck Jun 05 '26

Correct! San Pedro College.

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u/Grasshopper_pie Jun 05 '26

Holy shit, that's college??

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u/MagnificentJake Jun 05 '26

It's a private catholic college looks like.

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u/Loud-Principle-7922 Jun 05 '26

Wait, no bombs? This house is a prison!

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u/wineandpillowforts Jun 05 '26

On planet bullshit!

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u/Mystic_Waffles Jun 05 '26

In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks

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u/Spainstateofmind Jun 05 '26

Prohibiting shorts in a tropical climate is crazy

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u/ClarinetCadenza Jun 05 '26

I know some catholic schools in tropical countries require girls to wear skirts AND shorts underneath for extra modesty. Talk about a sweaty mess

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u/todayistrumpday Jun 05 '26

It does not say that boys can't wear dresses below the knee.

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u/TFFPrisoner Jun 05 '26

But boys aren't allowed to wear earrings

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u/PonqueRamo Jun 05 '26

I went to school with a skirt uniform, the shorts were never mandatory but we all used them because it was more comfortable, not because of modesty, we used to seat on the floor while on break and play around so the shorts just made life easier.

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u/sithelephant Jun 05 '26

Platemail and a mace seems not banned.

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u/DefusedManiac Jun 05 '26

Don't forget the kilt and bagpipes.

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u/Hikinghawk Jun 05 '26

No clogs? This is anti-Dutch discrimination 

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u/BroxigarZ Jun 05 '26

Worse - for a "extreme Catholic" school - they banned all styles of the LITERAL footwear Jesus Christ himself chose to wear.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2yxYKoM8WeC3r48TJh

What a privilege the Catholic school must have to denounce the footwear of the savior.

Tisk Tisk.

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u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea Jun 05 '26

I know what you mean, but I now have a mental picture of Jesus in crocs, and I thank you for that.

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u/Renorram Jun 05 '26

not the jorts!

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u/leela_martell Jun 05 '26

I feel like all the other clothing items are for puritanical reasons but jorts are just disliked by the "office of student affairs"

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u/OneAngryDuck Jun 05 '26

Especially since shorts in general are already banned.

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u/EddViBritannia Jun 05 '26

This is for a fucking College!?

That you pay to go to?

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u/animatedpileofmeat Jun 05 '26

Looked them up, and apparently they’re suuuuuper catholic.

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u/notacreepernomo13 Jun 05 '26

Not even white socks were spared

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u/Dependent-Law7316 Jun 05 '26

I’m more confused about the loafers tbh. My mom went to a catholic grade school and middle school and their uniform included penny loafers for the girls.

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u/oktimeforplanz Jun 05 '26

I'm an accountant and loafers are easily the most common type of shoe I see these days in every office I'm ever in...

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u/notLennyD Jun 05 '26

That’s probably why. They’re fashionable and therefore “distracting.”

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u/Virtual_Assistant_98 Jun 05 '26

Well yeah I mean ankles and collar bones are inherently sexy and distracting, why on earth would they allow those?!

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 Jun 05 '26

Some of these look like they are banned simply because they are trendy/stylish and thus...evil? Like I feel the little white socks are a very Gen Z trend that I don't understand as an old lady but also don't understand why it would be banned.

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u/RadicalSoda_ Jun 05 '26

White socks are just...the default color?

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u/staffcrafter Jun 05 '26

I think it's more of a control issue. Can't have students expressing themselves.

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u/Low-Commission1791 Jun 05 '26

What kind of socks are you supposed to wear??? 

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u/notacreepernomo13 Jun 05 '26

I worked briefly for a company and the HR was working through the new dress code policy and in her criteria she restricted certain sock colors, only black brown and blue socks were permitted... im glad she fired me because fuck that noise

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u/daedric_yoshi Jun 05 '26

From what I know of the Philippines that's pretty standard over there unfortunately.

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u/somethingmcbob Jun 05 '26

My mom is from the Philippines and I grew up in the US. When we went to visit her alma mater, I took a picture of the dress code signs, because they were this strict. One said something like, "No gangster symbols" and the example was a sweater with the logo for my university in the US! I thought that was hilarious.

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u/jupitaur9 Jun 05 '26

Supposedly, some gangs use the symbols of unrelated sports teams as their own symbol. It provides some plausible deniability, plus they don’t have to make their own merch.

So for example Chicago Bulls merch is supposedly used for those associated with the Bloods.

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u/Candid_Net_828 Jun 05 '26

"Love Serves" told me all I need to know

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u/Sithlordandsavior Jun 05 '26

That they have a robust tennis program?

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u/fridaycat Jun 05 '26

And they think collar bones and shoulders are too sexy.

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Jun 05 '26

Something feels very Filipino about this, and I'm gonna guess it's a "college" that has high school levels. The Filipino and "Saint" aspects also make me think it's a Catholic school. 

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u/_bonedaddys Jun 05 '26

it's a private catholic school in the philippines. they teach preschool - hs and also have graduate and undergrad programs. so you were pretty spot on lol

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u/Available-Noise-7636 Jun 05 '26

The website at the bottom of each page probably helped lol

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u/pierre_x10 Jun 05 '26

I mean, the URL ends in .ph, so once I saw that, none of this was all that shocking

all the headshots being of asians also helped

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy Jun 05 '26

San Pedro College also has a wildly conservative private high school on campus.

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u/ElliasCrow Jun 05 '26

tecnhically, it never says that you can's just come in wearing just underwear and bearfoot. technically this way you followed each and every instruction. you can even take off the underwear too!

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u/Local-Finance8389 Jun 05 '26

They didn’t ban wearing nothing on the bottom so just go full Winnie the Pooh.

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u/Playtek Jun 05 '26

Donald Duck reporting for duty!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnqUxyWbsAXq7Ju

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u/pinupcthulhu Jun 05 '26

Hmm, that shirt is too body-hugging, I think he's getting sent home 

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u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea Jun 05 '26

You can't wear loose shirts or tight shirts, so I think you're just supposed to show up naked.

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u/Estelle_conjecture Jun 05 '26

It would be more productive if they listed the types of tops that CAN be worn, like WTF do you mean "body hugging"??? That is a normal t-shirt.

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u/mutemarmot42 Jun 05 '26

Don’t forget, also no “hanging blouse”, so a top can’t be tight or loose…the feck are they supposed to wear

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u/Estelle_conjecture Jun 05 '26

A burlap sack?

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u/Purple_Paperplane Jun 05 '26

The burlap sack can't be sleeveless though. It might alse be a little too sheer. Nobody can ever know we have whispers collarbones, shoulders and scapulas!

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u/chickwithabrick Jun 05 '26

Same thought when I saw that like ok just what exactly are women supposed to wear?? This??

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u/_bonedaddys Jun 05 '26

at first i was like "so they can only wear... loose t shirts?" then i noticed the "hanging blouse" is basically a loose t shirt. what the fuck are they supposed to wear???

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u/Probs_on_the_can Jun 05 '26

Tucked in button down shirt? Why not just say “this is the only thing you can wear”?

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u/_bonedaddys Jun 05 '26

at this point just issue uniforms lol

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u/ElliasCrow Jun 05 '26

following these restrictions, you go in class completely naked. it would pass the restrictions, it only talks about what you can't wear. so not wearing everything - good.

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u/convergence_limit Jun 05 '26

And it’s only women of course

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u/The-Sorcerers-Stoned Jun 05 '26

My first thought was dang guys are allowed tank tops tho?

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u/DifficultArmadillo78 Jun 05 '26

Sounds like a loophole waiting to be abused to take the piss.

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u/gudematcha Jun 05 '26

my little rural school was trying to be cool and started doing “news” segments throughout my senior year to involve the media kids. They took one of the largest football players and put him in a spaghetti strap tank top and the shortest shorts they could for a dress code segment at the start of the year haha!

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u/ronirocket Jun 05 '26

You’re also only not allowed tube top INNER so I think if you just wear a tube top and nothing else, hence OUTER you’re good. As long as it wouldn’t be considered a crop top. I guess the trick though would be that you’re not allowed sleeveless, but I’m sure there’s a loophole for that too

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u/Hare-loom Jun 05 '26

Yes but loose isn't allowed either. So for women it's basically just - don't have an upper body.

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u/Estelle_conjecture Jun 05 '26

For real, they just hate curvy girls. I was dress coded multiple times in HS for normal clothing that others could get away with because I had a bigger chest. These people are disgusting.

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u/deadbeareyes Jun 05 '26

Same. I had this English teacher in middle school who was absolutely out to get me. I got sent to the office almost every day for dress code violations. It didn’t matter what I had on. The final straw was when she got me because you could see the “bump” my bra straps made on my back and shoulders. (I was wearing a normal T shirt) My mom came to the school and lost her shit and it never happened again. Being a young girl with big boobs is such an unpleasant experience.

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u/wrldwdeu4ria Jun 05 '26

It is bad enough with just peers. So much worse if adults think they're supposed to pile on.

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u/kyl_r Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Omg I had the opposite issue! I was the super tall twig in my school and got dress coded for any length of shorts that curvier and/or shorter girls got to wear. Later I found out it’s because they thought I had an eating disorder (I did not. Edit: that was a whole other level of awkward, too). You really just can’t win

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u/Academic_Pick_3317 Jun 05 '26

those square neck lines are too tempting, didn't ya know

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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 Jun 05 '26

I noticed that. What did square necklines ever do to them??

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u/Calliope719 Jun 05 '26

Considering that the "hanging blouse" is just a loose-cut top with sleeves and a high neck, wtf do they want people to wear?

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u/Ras-haad Jun 05 '26

Potato sacks. All of you

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u/DyllCallihan3333 Jun 05 '26

Those would be banned for being too short! It looks like a Burka is the only thing girls can wear.

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u/N0ct1ve Jun 05 '26

You can’t even wear potato sacks because too much of your arms would be exposed

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u/thedroogabides Jun 05 '26

I don't see how this is the schools fault. Maybe these women should have thought about this before they decided to have boobs.

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u/mother_fairy Jun 05 '26

"body hugging" feels like they would end up targeting larger girls. Tight shirts aren't always meant to be tight and sometimes that's all you got.

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u/sweet_arachne Jun 05 '26

collared blouses or dress shirts that can be buttoned up to the neck... loose-fitted turtlenecks and sweater... ruffled blouses that cover the collarbone or higher... i presume the "body-hugging" or other banned shirts that still have high necklines could be permissible if a loose/thick cardigan is worn over top, or a sweater vest. it would seem that hoodies are allowed.

...that's about it. wild. you're just supposed to grin and bear heatstroke in the summer at this place, i guess.

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u/9outof10timesWrong Jun 05 '26

Are all alarm clocks banned? Or just the ones attached to bombs?

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u/vamatt Jun 05 '26

Or is it just timebombs and Glocks that are banned? Looks like other forms of munitions are still allowed.

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u/Pimply_Poo Jun 05 '26

Why no jorts??? I hate them, they're hideous, and I cringe when my daughter wears them, but they're one of the most unsexual items of clothing I can think of. 

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u/Zap__Dannigan Jun 05 '26

My guess would be too informal or slobby looking.  This is clearly an upright place 

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u/DotRepresentative110 Jun 05 '26

Mustard-stained bathrobe and a crossbow are still allowed, I'm good.

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u/shyboardgame Jun 05 '26

So what can you wear then...

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u/dev_ating Jun 05 '26

go naked

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u/kneesandbees4 Jun 05 '26

The dress code didn't mention anything about not being allowed to! 

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u/AuDPro Jun 05 '26

Clown suits

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u/Tooligan13853 Jun 05 '26

Considering the rules, I think a clown suit would actually be allowed

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u/TimeAndAGwen Jun 05 '26

As long as you don’t have colored hair.

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u/DayManFOTNightMan Jun 05 '26

Think traditional school uniform, or business casual.

Honestly, I'd rather have a uniform than a dress code this specific.

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u/Feisty-Resource-1274 Jun 05 '26

In my business casual office, a whole lot of these clothes would be fine

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u/Wboy2006 WHY?! Jun 05 '26

Well, there’s nothing porhibiting long dresses, go for malicious compliance, go in a maid dress, go with short hair, but wear the longest wig you can find, wear the most obtuse clown shoes you can find. Find any loophole that follows the rules, but completely goes against the clear style they want you to wear

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u/heyitsselena Jun 05 '26

when you have big boobs everything is body hugging, and if the girl were to wear something large, it would also be prohibited. so it makes no sense, its plain discrimination based on appearance

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jun 05 '26

it's plain discrimination based on appearance

I'd say it's plain discrimination based on being a woman.

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u/Dependent-Year6711 Jun 05 '26

I'm noticing most of the pictures for banned clothes include pictures of women. Interesting bias.

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u/Scarlet_Lycoris Jun 05 '26

Yes but also men aren’t allowed earrings. Or hair.

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u/Sir_catstheforth Jun 05 '26

i feel like being forced INTO. a haircut is worse than wearing earings

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u/CassetteMeower Jun 05 '26

It must be a nightmare for boys whose hair grows really fast. He might cut his hair and just a few weeks later his hair becomes “too long” again :/

I’m a cis girl and my hair grows super fast, every time I get my bangs trimmed they tend to become long again less than a month later!

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u/twitch870 Jun 05 '26

And no male earrings. Not sure if men can wear female earrings though .

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u/JCBashBash Jun 05 '26

Yeah at this point it would just be easier for them to list what people actually can wear, cuz with the women's clothes it looks like nothing is an option

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u/PSUAth Jun 05 '26

Looks like a private catholic college, in the Philippines.

But I lived in SC near Bob Jones University. They had a similar dress code. Plus a code of conduct. They couldn't watch certain movies above some rating. TV shows were limited. They had campus curfews.

Crazy I tell ya. But thats how they roll and many people are happy with it.

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u/Oliphant_Skull Jun 05 '26

I grew up in the Bob Jokes Bubble cult. Their dress code is just the tip of the iceberg. Their code of conduct didn’t allow interracial dating until ‘98 or ‘99.

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u/throwawaynnfuxanyway Jun 05 '26

I was in independent fundamental Baptist boarding schools and the restrictions are similar, but more strict. Examples:

-no music except for hymns and gospel. No music with drums.

-Hair had to be half up, half down (females) in a barrette.

-(females) Skirts only, no pants. Skirts had to be as long as halfway up the calf, or longer. No slits in skirts.

The list goes on and on..

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u/pagerunner-j Jun 05 '26

-no music except for hymns and gospel. No music with drums.

Little Drummer Boy found dead in a ditch on the way to Bethlehem

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u/Mellow-Jelloo Jun 05 '26

So wtf are they supposed to wear….?

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u/Accurate_Eye_9691 Jun 05 '26

Wait so the shirt can’t be “body hugging” but it also can’t be “hanging”. What are they supposed to wear then?

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u/ASpookyBitch Jun 05 '26

This is what I don’t get, the blouse/sweater is perfectly modest. They don’t want the collarbone or shoulders exposed then that’s the neckline they get. And with that neckline it’s usually a baggy or “oversized” garment.

Also, how is this going to work with any of the larger busted girls? Because unless they’re walking around in turtlenecks, anything that’s a lower neckline than a T-shirt is going to have visible cleavage. They’re just THERE. (I speak from experience and live in T-shirts to avoid it)

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u/Hikinghawk Jun 05 '26

White socks? What the hell. The other stuff is your typical overly restrictive dress code stuff. But why the ban on white socks? 

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u/PsychicSPider95 Jun 05 '26

The reveal at the end that this is a college hit me like a truck. I figured this was for like, a high school, and was like yeah, this is pretty restrictive, sucks for those kids, but this isn't anything new. Then bam, nope this is for grown adults who are paying to be there. Fuck that shit all the way off.

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